KMA
14:00 hours.
Everyone was the in the mess having lunch. Thecadets lunchtime was over and now the officers were in the mess. The lunch for Brigadier Chandok and Major Vijay has been sent in Brigadier Chandok's office as they both have to discuss some new drills for the cadets.
The officers were in the mess and Subedar Suriji was serving the food to the officers. At the same time, a good looking hunk, strong built body ,confidence on face , perfectly dressed in a casual light blue jeans with white t-shirt and grey jacket enters into the mess and looks at Suri ji who smiles after looking at him. He goes near to him.
P: Kaise hain Suri ji?
Suri ji: Oye bilkul theek Putar. Aur bata kaise hain ghar mein sab?
P: Sab bilkul theek hain.
Suri ji:Oye bahut accha laga tujhe wapas dekhkar. Tujhe gayehue sirf ek hafta hua tha par lagta tha jaise ek mahina ho gaya. Cadets bhi pareshaan the ki unke favorite Rajveer sir kahan chale gaye?
The person whose name was Rajveer Singh Shekhawat gave his heartwarming smile after hearing that.
Raj: Kya karta Suri ji. Bahut dino baad leave sanction hui thi. Issliye.... waise maine bhi aapko aur KMA ko bahut miss kiya. Waise woh dono kahan hai?
Suri ji(looking here and there): Oye abhi to yahin the. Kahan chale gaye. Khotte de puttar!
Rajveer was again unable to control his smile . This was the typical language of Suri ji. He has hisown style of showing affection.
Suri ji: Waise chad unhe. Aa hi jayenge. Tu aa , baithkar khana kha. Pata hai aaj sab teri favorite cheezein hai. Maine special order diyatha a tere aane ki khushi mein.
Raj: Thanks Suri ji. Par main un dono ka wait karunga.
Suri ji: Theek hai. Jaisi teri marzi.
As Suri ji completed his sentence, two strong hands gripped Rajveer from behind and lifted him up. Raj throwed a glance at the back and was thrilled to find his two best mates behind him. Both of them were in captain's uniform . One of them who lifted Rajveer was tall, with strongly built muscles , naughty eyes and an attractive smile. The other was the as the same height as Rajveer with strong muscular body, cool and calm expression on his face which canattract any girl towards himself.
Captain 1: Welcome back buddy.
Raj: Thanks a lot.
Saying this, he puts Raj down and the three of them hugged each other tightly
Suri ji: Oye dil khush kar diya putaro.Jinde raho(Jeete raho)
Captain2(with enthusiasm in his voice): So how's captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat?
Raj: Perfectly fine and back in KMA. And how ur Mr . Gunny or i say gunny ustad.
This was the name Gunraj was fondly called by his friends.
Captain1: Subah se hi chidiya maarne ki koshish kar rahein hai par ek bhi nishana nahi laga.
Gunraj looks at the captain who had a funny expression on his face.
Raj(to captain 1): What ! What are u saying Abhay?
Gunraj(with a mocking expression): Choddo yaar. Iski baat kya sunna. Subah se pata nahi kya dhun samayi thi. Kehne lage ki aaj competition ho jaaye. 5 round khele. Lekin ek bhi goli target pe nahi.
Captain 1(Abhay Verma fondly known as AV): Woh to main tumhe chance de raha tha. Kam se kam tum kisi cheez mein to mujhse aa ge niklo.
Suri ji: Oye khote de putro. Woh abhi abi aaya hai aur tum aate hi shuru ho gaye. Chalo tumhare chakkar mein usne bhi khana nahi khaya hai.
Abhay(making fun of Suri ji): Wah wah! Kya baat hai. Woh abhi aaya hai. Kuch khaya bhi nahi. Aur ek hum hai.Subah se keh rahein hai. Khana de do! Par ek glass pani bhi nahi diya.
Gunraj: Rehne de na yaar AV. Sabko pata hai ki Raj suri ji ka chaheta hai.
Suri ji(scolding both of them): Oye nalayko. Jyada bologe na to dono kaano wich sar kar doonga.(To Abhay) Aur tu. Har ek ghante baad to tujhe bhoookh lag aati hai. Main to bhagate bhagate thak gaya par tu khote da puttar! Yahan se hila tak nahi.
Abhay made a puppy dog face after hearing so much insults whereas Raj and Gunraj were enjoying his state.
Rajveer(interfering inbetween): rehne dijiye na suri ji. Maaf kar dijiye.
Suri: Oye theek hai.
Abhay smiles and opens one container:
Abhay: Waise aaj bana kya hai??
The container was too hot and he drops the cover as he was unable to hold it.
Suri ji:Oye khote de puttar! Khabar daar jo kisi cheez ko haath lagaya to. Chupchaap khada reh. Maindeta hoon khana.
Saying this , he served all of them and they sit on a tabl along with their plates.
Abhay: Ye suri ji bhi na. Pata nahi kya dushmani hai mujhse.Tum dono se itne pyaar se milte hain aur mujhe dekte hi aise bhadakte hai jaise kisi ne lal kapda dikha diya ho.
Gunraj: I must say. Suri ji ko insaano ki acchi samajh hai.
Abhay stared at Gunraj and then at Rajveer who was trying his best to control his laughter.
Rajveer: Accha choddo ye sab . Ye batao mere jaane ke baad kya kya hua?
Gunraj: Kuch khaas nahi. BC aur Major Vijay milkar cadets ke liye kuch nayi drills imlement karne ki soch rahein hain. Kal se cadets aur humein sharp 5:00 hours par BC ko report karna hai.
Rajveer: That's cool. Yaani mein bilkul theek waqt par aaya hoon.
Abhay: Kya khaak cool. Kal se ek ghanta pehle uthna padega. Aur apne gunny bhaiya to mast hain. Inko to kya kaam diya gaya hai.
Rajveer frowned after hearing that and looked at Gunraj who was staring at Abhay in anger.
Rajveer: main kuch samjha nahi.
Gunraj: Arre yaar . Kal Major Sharma ki beti aa rahi hai KMA mein. Unhe Army functions par research karni hai. Aur BC aur major Vijay ne ye kaam mujhe diya hai. Unhe har cheez ke baare mein brief karne ka.(Staring at Abhay) lekin wohsirf off duty hours mein hai.
Rajveer: Really. Lekin tum to.... (He paused a little as Gunraj stared at him)
Abhay: Ladkiyon se door bhagta hai. Tabhi to keh raha hoon..... Kya hai ye. ye ladkiyon se door bhagta hai phir bhi ise chuna gaya hai Vidya ko brief karne ke liye. (In a self praising tone): Aur ek main hoon jisse....
Rajveer(cutting him short): Ladkiyan door bhagti hai...
Saying this, Rajveer and gunraj again started laughing whereas Abhay stared angrily at them.
Abhay: Door nahi bhagti. Balki jo unhe properly handle kar sakta hai.
Rajveer: Accha. Phir Shona Das ke saath kya ho jaata hai.
Abhay(in a little hesitating tone): Woh.... woh to main khud hi usse baat nahi karta. You know, (making a face) She is not my type.
Gunraj: Accha, lekin humein to lagta hai ki woh tumhe ghaas nahi dalti.
Saying this, they both started laughing.
Abhay(totally irritated): Theek hai theek hai. Main kuch keh nahi raha iska matlab...... (Looking at Rajveer) Waise aap bataiye , aapki chutti to kal tak thi, phir aap aaj kaise.
Rajveer:I was missing all of u so much isliye raat ke bajay dopahar ko hi aa gaya.
Abhay: Ok as always Captain Punctual Singh Shekhawat.
All of them started laughing . At the same time, someone hits on Abhay's head with a serving spoon.
Abhay: Hello.
As he looked , he found Suri ji standing near him in anger
Suri ji:Oye, abmujhe yaad aaya. Kal tune ek plate todi thi. Chal nikal 100 rupye.
Abhay(totally blank): What?? 100 rupye. Ek plate ke 100 rs. Aur woh plate to mujhse galti se toot gayi thi.
Suri ji: Galti se ya jaan bhoojh ke. Plate toodne ke sau rupye. Chal nikal.
Abhay:ye to....
Suri ji(staring him in anger): Kya kaha??
Abhay: Bilkul theek hai. ye lijiye.
Saying this, he give 100 rs to Suri ji . Suri ji leaves from there whereas Abhay was looking at Rajveer and Gunraj who were again to burst away with laughter.
Edited by gain - 17 years ago
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