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Part 5 Rolling over Ridz snuggled closer to the cushions near, strange the cushion didn't seem as soft as it had done last night when she finally fell asleep after waiting ages for Armaan to return so she could kill him with her bare hands. Feeling the warmth of the 'cushion' Ridz shrugged away her thoughts in an instant and snuggled closer feeling the warmth which was strangely reassuring. She felt strange sense of calm take over as she slowly started to drift back to dreamland, something she hadn't felt since the whole marriage issue had arisen.
Feeling the 'cushion' move slightly Ridz pulled it back closer only to have it move closer to her automatically. Frowning slightly at the weird behavior Ridz finally opened her eyes slightly gazing at the strange sight in front of her; instead of finding the colorful cushions which she was used to waking up to, Ridz found herself staring at finely toned muscles accentuated by the lightly tanned creamy soft skin stretched finely over it.
Closing her eyes and reopening them Ridz stared in disbelief, "I'm sure im awake… toh phir aakein kolkar yeh kaise sapne dekhrehi hu mein" Ridz frowned a little as she tried to move back a little to get a better look at her 'weird dream', only to find herself being pulled back again.
Looking down at the force pulling her back Ridz found an arm wrapped tightly around her waist, tilting her head back so she could get a better look Ridz found herself staring at the most handsome face she had ever seen, with a slight smile playing on his lips, showing hints of some cute dimples, the slightly unshaven face gave a cute and innocent yet slightly rough and unmistakably a very 'touch me, you know you want' look. Smiling at her dream Ridz lifted her hand to pinch that cute adorable nose.
Seeing his smile widen from her touch Ridz froze for a second, this isn't a dream she registered, shocked at her response to finding him so close Ridz could only think one thing now and that was get away now! Using all her might Ridz pushed the broad chest with all her might to catch the sleeping figure off guard, a moment of satisfaction took over as she watched Armaan toppling of the bed, but the victorious smile only lasted a few moments, she too was falling with him.
Feeling his heart pound at 100mph under her hands placed on his warm chest Ridz felt the heat rise in the room as her own heart beat quickened. Uncomfortable with the close contact with the man she was supposed to hate Ridz tried to get up but found Armaan holding on tighter, lifting her head off his chest she looked up at Armaan with daggers in her eyes.
Armaan: "Abhi abhi toh paas ayeho jaaneman, itni jaldi jaane ki kya zaroorat hai" drooling in his dreamy husky voice smiling mischievously, Armaan started caressing her sides slowly, exciting her already confused emotions.
Pinching his chest as hard she could Ridz got the response she needed, Armaan let go of her in an instant, giving her just enough time to jump up onto her feet.
Armaan: "This was a dream, I mean that was real, Oh god Armaan your dead, jaldi se kuch kara beta" jolting back to reality Armaan quickly sobered up "What the hell was that for woman, jeez that seriously hurt honey" Armaan rubbed the red spot on his chest as he tried to sooth the pain.
Ridz: "What the hell mujhe kehte ho, you smelly skunk…" true to her nature Ridz could only think violence as she looked around for a weapon to knock Armaan senseless with, not finding anything remotely dangerous Ridz had no choice but to pick up the nearest object which just happened to be the bedside lamp "Tum mere bed par kya karehe te" she glared as she raised her hand on top of her head ready to smash his skull
Armaan immediately raised his arms to shield himself with as he realized she was going to literally kill him today. Seeing Armaan in such a pathetic position Ridz instantly felt victorious and ashamed of herself, she had actually scared the poor thing into fearing for his life, "snap out of it, he deserves it, it's the only way his going to willingly leave you… but he looks so scared poor thing, there's got to be another way to get rid of him without being violent.. just stick to the pranks" finally convincing herself Ridz put the lamp down and picked up something less brutal, the pillow from the bed and started beating Armaan with it with her all her might.
Armaan: "It was an accident I swear" he managed to splatter out between taking cover from this brutal attack
Ridz: "Accident my foot you lying scumbag, how many time do I have to tell you to keep your distance from me!"
Armaan jumped to his feet instantaneously and grabbed her offending arms, ensuring he kept his distance at the same time, the last thing he wanted to do was anger her anymore. Ridz struggled to get her arms out of his clutches but Armaan just held them more securely.
Armaan: "Mere baat sunno, I swear it was an accident, mein itna girra hua nahi hu ki tumhare saath koi zabardasti karo. I just got into bed out of habit after going to the bathroom last night, mera yakeen maano I didn't mean anything by it"
The honesty in his words were evident from his eyes, the earnest expression on his face fazed Ridz for a moment, giving Armaan just enough time to take cover and bolt for the bathroom door.
Ridz: "Darpok… Bandar… bhuda… kamina…. Arrrr, come out here and face me like a man!" she screamed at the top of her lungs while chucking the pillow to a side and rolling up her invisible sleeve ready to pounce on him as soon as he showed his face.
Armaan: "No ways, jaansi ki raani, mujhe aaj marne ki koi iradha nahi hai, you scream all you want honey, im not coming out"
Ridz: "Bahar nahi aoge toh kaoge kaise you ullu, bahar toh aana padega phir maza chakati hu tumhe" huffing and puffing Ridz sat down on the end of the bed and cursed Armaan with her never ending list of names for him.
Hearing his stomach rumble after spending hours in the bathroom Armaan had no choice but to come out and face his fate
Armaan: "Please praboo, mujhpar rehem karo uss pagal ki gussa ko shaant kardo" offering his silent prayer Armaan slowly peeked out of the bathroom door to find Ridz laughing hysterically in the balcony on the phone. His earlier fear immediately disappeared as his new found curiosity took over and Armaan stepped out of the bathroom to try and listen in on her conversation, since getting married never had he seen her so happy without torturing him.
Hearing a huge crash behind Ridz immediately turned around to find the talcum powder slowly drift down like new snow in the winter on the heap of lard that was supposed to be her husband, who by now was lying on the ground with the contents of the dressing table on him. Bursting out laughing Ridz couldn't control herself seeing Mr macho looking evidently distressed with powder, nail polish, perfume, glitter and other bits and bobs on him as he lay uncomfortably on the floor.
Caller: "Ridz kya hua… what was that noise? Did he fall over?"
Laughing uncontrollably Ridz barely managed to reply "ooo god… hhahaa….Sapna you're a… hahaa genius…. You should see him HAHAHAHAHA"
Sapna: "Woh agar honeymoon ki baadh zinda raha toh dekungi na, I swear what possessed your parents to even think about getting you married yaar, aur I cant believe you didn't even invite me… kher uska hisaab mein baadh mein lelungi tujhse abh jakar dekh uss ullu ki haadi pasli toote ki nahi, oily ground mein girna can be seriously painful"
Both girls burst out laughing again as they simultaneously remembered an old prank they had played back in college days with oil being the key ingredient.
Ridz suddenly started to feel nostalgic as she remembered the antic of her girl gang, everything would have still been the same if she hadn't gotten married. The nostalgia seemed to much to handle as Ridz felt her eyes moisten, the heap of fat on the floor no longer held the same charm as it did a moment ago when she was laughing, sighing deeply Ridz collected herself "I miss you guys Sapna" she barely whispered on the phone as she closed the balcony doors behind her.
There was no way she was going to let her only weakness show to the one enemy she seemed to have at present.
Armaan in the meantime managed get off the floor after slipping up many time as he safely made his way over to the burnt couch. "Oily floor trick, oldest one in the book, why didn't I think of that" absent mindedly hitting himself on the head Armaan decided to call backup, this was getting way too out of hand.
Armaan: "Ha Rahul, I need your help bro, aek minute let me get out of here, and I'll call you in a bit."
Rahul: "How the hell did you manage to get into bed with her, I'd be too bloody scared to even stay in the same room!"
Armaan: "Arre yaar chilla bandh karega toh bataunga na" pacing up and down the pool side was definitely helping him calm down especially when all you could hear on the end was non stop shouting.
Rahul: "Acha Bandar ki tarah idhar udhar chalna bandh kar and tell me how this crap happened"
Armaan stopped dead in his tracks "Tujhe kaise…" looking around for any secret spies Armaan started to feel like he was in some reality TV show
Rahul: "Ghade ke mooch, tu shayed bhool geya hai we grew up together… daily tere vaje se mujhe data parti to maasi se, I know you inside dude so obviously mujhe pata hoga tu abh kya karaha hai, and for gods sake, stop looking around, logo ko tuh waise bhi pagal laghta hoga with no eyebrows… hahaha waise how are they doing, mere kehne ki mutabiq tu unhe draw karaha hai na haha"
Armaan: "Shut up dude, they've grown back just fine, please mujhe yaad mat dilaana abh bata mein kya karu? She's going to kill me yaar, I ended up in bed with her accidently aur agar uski saheli ki phone nahi aaya hota toh bagwaan jaane who abh takh mujhe kya kya kardeti"
Rahul: "Hai bagwaan chup kar! Will you listen to yourself, your scared of a girl dude! Be a man not a chuwa!".
Armaan: "Chuwa! That's it Rahul you're a god damn genius!"
Rahul: "I am? Erm how… explain"
Armaan: "Abhi nahi baadh mein bata dunga, gota go dude, thanks"
Ridz: "Armaan what are you doing? Yeh bags kyun pack karehe ho? Tum kahi jaarehe ho kya?"
Armaan: "Mein nahi hum jaaneman" stating matter of factly Armaan continued packing all their belongings.
Ridz: "HUM? What do you mean, abhi toh honeymoon ki 4 din hue hain, abhi se haar maanli tumne?" raising an evil eyebrow Ridz taunted him slightly feeling rather proud of herself.
Raising his head from the packed bags Armaan's eyes glinted with mischief, "honey bunny do you really think you can scare me" Armaan grinned evilly as he slowly started walking up to her, watching Ridz retreat backwards looking rather nervous an evil thought crossed Armaan's mind, "this is going to be like taking candy from a baby"
Sorry for the delay guys with this part, have been a little tied up, thank you everyone who was busy kicking me to get this part up 😆
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