Part 5 Kanan walks into Kripa's room looking a bit tensed.
Kripa – Kya hua Kanan? Tum itni tense kyun lagrahi ho?
Kanan – Kuch nahin Kripa.
Kripa – Mein tumhari best friend hoon. Main tumhari har baat jaanti hoon. Yeh bhi ke abhi tum mujhse kuch chhuparahi ho.
Kanan – Woh kya hai na…
Kanan didn't know what to say. The barat still hadn't come and they were all getting tensed. She couldn't let Kripa know that.
Kripa – Kanan, kya hua? Kuch bataogi bhi?
Kanan – Woh…woh…woh…
Then they hear Dev.
Dev – Kanan jaldi ao, barat agayi hain.
Kanan – ha bhai. Abhi ayi.
Kripa – Kanan, tum kya kehne wali thi. Woh kuch nahin, bas yehi ke abhi tak barat nahin ayi aur sabh pareshaan horahe the lekin abh baraat agayi hai.
Kripa – Oh.
Then Kanan leaves the room.
Downstairs in the hall. Everyon is there. Angad's family and Kripa's family. So Angad was about to run away but he decided that he wouldn't because it would ruin their reputation.
Angad was sitting at the mandap.
Meanwhile upstairs.
Josh had come to meet Kripa.
Josh – Hey Kripa di, kaisi ho?
Kripa – Kaisi dikh rahi hoon?
Josh – Mindblowing, di, mindblowing.
Kripa – Achha? Aur tu itni der se kyun aya? Jao mein tumse baat nahin karti.
Josh – Sorry di, meri flight cancel ho gayi thi.
Kripa – ha ha, pata hai, phir Paris mein bohat thand thi isliye tumhari flight cancel hogayi. Aur jabh tum plane pe jaane hi wale the, tabh kisi bache ko chot lag gayi aur uski maa vahan pe nahin thi, to tum usko kisi counter pe leke gaye, phir apna plane miss hogaya aur do hafte tak koi aur plane mili hi nahin. Right?
Josh – Wow, di apko kaise pata?
Kripa – Kyunki tum harbar yehi excuse marte ho. Jabki sachai yeh hai ki tumhe apni behn ki koi fikar nahin hai.
Josh – Di aisi koi baat nahin hai. Acha di, mujhe apse kuch baat puchhni thi. Didi ne apni shaadi to pyaar karke ki thi Prithvi Jiju se, lekin kya ap es shaadi se raazi ho, matlab kya aap khush ho arrange marriage karke. (Remember Josh doesn't like the idea of an arranged marriage.)
Kripa – Abh main dukhi nahin hoon, bas thodi si confused hoon. Lekin haan yeh mera hi decision tha aur kisi aur ki dabav ki vaje se nahin.
Josh – Acha di, lekin ap agar is shaadi se khush nahin ho to mujhe bata dena, mein apki madat karunga.
Kripa – Thikh hain, abh jao neeche jaake sabki madat karo.
Josh gets up to leave he opens the door, looks back and smiles at Kripa then starts to walk out the door when he bumps into somebody.
Somebody – Arre dekhke nahin chalsakhte kya?
Josh – Sor- Josh sees the girl and is mesmerized by her beauty.
Somebody – Aye Mr. Kya dekh rahe ho?
Josh – Huh, mein kuch nahin. Aur tum dekhke nahin chalsakhti kya. Dikh nahi raha ke koi kamre se bahr nikalraha hai.
Somebody – Whatever. Chalo abh hato mere raaste se.
Josh – Ji nahin, tum hato mere raastein se.
Mishty – Arre Aliya, (Yes, the girl is Aliya, if you haven't guessed by now.) tum yahan kya kar rahi ho?
Aliya - Woh bhabhi mein chhoti bhabhi se milna chahti hoon, lekin beech mein yeh lufunga agaya
Mishty finally notices Josh.
Mishty – Oh, yeh, haan yeh to lufunga hai, aur inse dur rehna. Hummein isse koi baat nahin karni hai.
Josh leaves, shocked at what his sister just said to him. He knows why she said this and he knew how to make up with her.
Aliya thinks to herself – Yeh admi kaun tha aur woh bhabhi ke kamre mein kya kar raha tha. Mujhe uspe nazar rakhni padegi. Kya pata shaadi mein gadbad ho jaye. Lekin iski shakal to bohat jaani pehchaani si hai.
Aliya goes into Kripa's room and meets her and then goes downstairs. (I just skipped over it because I didn't feel like writing it out.) Once downstairs, she keeps an eye on Josh the whole time to make sure he doesn't do anything to mess up the wedding. Then Kripa comes down.
Angad looks up to see Kripa coming down the stairs. He is mesmerized by her beauty. He can't take his eyes off of her. Then Kripa sits next to him and they go through the wedding. Everything is over and now the guys are trying to find Angad's shoes. They can't find them anywhere, they thought that they were in the box, but now they're not in there. They look up at Angad who is like damn! Oh by the way Angad is sitting next to Kripa.
Kripa is wearing this except the top is a bit longer:
Angad is wearing this:
Angad – Mere joote kahan hai yaar?
Guy – Dude, I don't know, yehi the lekin abh nahin hai.
Prithvi – Don't worry, mein leaunga.
Angad – Please, bhai jaldi kijiye varna meri saaliya merre joote keliye paise mangegi.
All of the girls laugh.
Angad – Kya yaar, do joote ko bhi nahin sambhal sakhta.
Angad's friend (Not a very important character) - Sorry, yaar, lekin mein kya karu, woh bache mujhe pura din pareshaan karahe the, lagta hai yeh tumhaari saaliya ki plan thi.
Then Mishty comes running with shoes in her hand about 10 minutes later.
Angad – Thank god, bhabhi aap joote le ayi.
Mishty – Aye, ja ja, meri behn ki shaadi hai, matlab abhi keliye mein tumhari saali, matlab mujhe paise chahiye.
Angad – What? Bhabhi not fair.
Mishty – I'm sorry, but hummein nek chahiye. Kitna chahiye ladkiyan?
Angad – Achha thikh hai, mein tum sabh ko 1000 dunga.
Mishty – Kya? Kitna cheap ho Angad. Nahin, tumhe ham sabh ko dinner pe lejana hoga. Woh akele. Like on a date. Right girls?
Girls – Right.
Angad – What? Yeh nahin ho sakhta.
Mishty – Kyun bhai?
Angad- Woh, woh (trying to find reason then sees Kripa and gets an idea.) meri shaadi hogayi hai isliye. Meri patni ko bhura lagega agar.
Kripa blushes.
Mishty - Kripa ko nahin bhura lagega, right Kripa?
Kripa – Haan didi.
Angad looks at Kripa confused. She looks down shyly.
Angad – bhabhi this isn't fair.
Mishty – thikh hai Angad, tum ham sabh ka dil tod do lekin ham sabh ko iskeliye tumhe 1500 each dene padenge.
Angad – Thikh hai, yeh lo,
He hands over the money.
Angad – Abh yeh bataon ke yeh joote kaise leliye the.
Mishty looks at Prithvi and then back at Angad. She then starts talking.
Mishty – Pehle humne Chandni ko bheja tha tumhare dosto ko distract karne keliye, phir jabh uska dhyaan kahi aur tha tabh hamne yeh jute leliye, simple.
Angad – Wow bhabhi, very smart.
Prithvi - Why not, akhir meri patni jo hai.
Angad – ha woh to hai, lekin bhaiya ap to mere joote lene gaye the, to phir aap kaise agaye.
Prithvi –(hesitates then says) jabh dekha ke tumhe joote milgaye to vaapas agaya.
Angad – Oh!
Naina – Angad beta vidai ka vaqt hogaya hai.
Kripa and Angad and everyone else get up. Kripa starts crying. The song Babul from Hum Apke Hai Kaun is playing. Everyone is crying. Then they all start heading home.
Hey, I hope you guys liked this part. Next part will be soon. By the way thanks to all of your comments. I know many of you guys are used to having mishty and prithvi as brother and sister so please let me know if you don't like the pair as husband-wife because I can mix it around a bit.
Promo – The reception!!!! Secrets will be revealed!!!!!
yours truly,
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