Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai - 28 July 2025 EDT
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Hello, Your Highness
I am doing great! A letter from you is all a man can hope for to make his day!
I did wonder--as her highness wisely predicted--at my good fortune to have received a mail from you. Thank you, your highness! You spent so much of your precious time thinking about a donkey's synonym-hole and writing a letter to him, I do not have words to express my gratitude. To have been a part of your thoughts, to have had a share of your mind, well, I am in your debt! Oh, how can I repay you? Perhaps by replying to you in kind?
Fig-head, you say? How can I have a fig for a head, last I checked a fig was a flowering plant. And I am a human, from my head to my toe. At least my last physical says so! I am sure, if I were half plant, my doctor would have said something. He is very efficient, your highness. He would have surely known if my head was in fact a fig! If I may dare say so, I would recommend you see him at the earliest. Do not worry, he wouldn't charge you, for who is audacious enough to insult Her Highness? I shiver as I think of such insolence. No, your highness, he wouldn't dare insult you. Did I mention he is a neurologist?
Correct me if I am wrong, but did you imply that a Lady has a limited vocabulary? A man (a mere man), you imply, has more knowledge of words than a lady? Shocking, I say! What a dire state we live in? Where a man (a mere man) beats a lady in vocabulary? Why is it--I can't fathom--that a lady ought to restrict her vocabulary? Isn't it said that the more the knowledge, the better?
For nerves, I dare suggest a shot of whisky. Does wonders! I am afraid that I can't suggest a cure for the relief you seek. Perhaps, another such mail? Or have you thought of a nice long walk? It's scientifically proven that a nice long walk lightens up the spirit. Or was the lady not aware of this, too? How limited, I dare ask, is a lady's knowledge?
My ass is big? I must confess this little fact saddens me. Then again, I am delighted your highness actually noticed my ass. My ass, of all the asses available for her scrutiny.
Disney shoes and tweety tees? I would be honored to see you in your night clothes! I know, her highness will never grant me my wish. But, let me just say that I will satisfy myself with the knowledge that her highness see fit to inform me about her night clothes! Information, I am sure, only few are privy to.
What is her highness's objection to friends, I dare ask. I watch it, too. Jennifer Aniston is particularly a favorite of mine. Who would be her highness's favorite?
Her highness doesn't mind greasy hair. That is grave, indeed. Why God, did you not give her greasy hair, it is what she likes after all. My sympathies are with you, your highness. Maybe in next birth, the good lord would make your hair greasy. I will pray for your hair. How about you put grease in them? I gather that they wouldn't be naturally greasy, but at least they would be greasy. At the end of the day, what matters is that her highness likes greasy hair.
It is disheartening that her highness has to resort to talking with inanimate objects. If her highness lacks good company, I dare suggest socializing. In fact, I am ever ready to lend her my ear. I believe in social work, your highness.
Childlike? Her highness? Oh, no, no . . . never. Please, don't make children mad.
I cannot fathom why her highness would be interested in knowing whether or not I am interested in waxing. Is her highness implying that she might be interested in a more intimate relationship? I cannot think of another reason why she would ask me if I am into waxing.
Son of a rat ass? My father might take offence at that, your highness. Is it befitting a lady to insinuate insult at an old man? Then again, her highness can say anything; she is her highness after all.
It is an observation I have made, that her highness tends to use the word ass quite a lot. An obsession, is it? Why ass, of all body parts?
You shaved your legs? Must have been time consuming and of course, difficult. Shaving the back part must have taken lot of time. It is a wise decision you have taken not to shave them. Dangerous to shave, it might nick her highness's legs. I am in awe of her highness's wisdom.
Jeans call, too? That is news to me. Do tell me which brand you use, I would love to have jeans that call. Do they, by any chance, receive calls as well? Just curious.
Pray satisfy my curiosity, what exact insult did her highness mean by "Father-in-law of a monkey"?
PS: I think you sent the mail to the wrong address. But in any case, it was interesting to hear from you. Nothing better than a cute break-up letter. Would you mind, say, going on a date before breaking up? You've got to make up to break up, I guess.
PPS: I am not cute guy. But then a lady such as yourself, with amazing grit and endearing qualities, ought to go for a hot guy. I am not obsessed with legs, but I am a sucker for smiles.
PPPS: If you need any help in thumping the monkey's FIL, I would love to be of assistance. (I am serious) Such guys need to be taught a lesson. A lady's individuality ought to be respected and kudos to you for taking a stand.
Regards
Your scapegoat and maybe your date?
Dear Mr. Umbridge,
Yes, yes I know Umbridge is a she, and you, so far by the highly sarcastic reply and excessive usage of "Your highness" with an imaginary snort I can hear in the background are a male. But since the only offensive word I can think of right now is the character I hate the most in Harry Potter, I gift you the title.
Have you by any chance considered murdering someone? Because I did. And the person is myself. Oh, that accounts for a suicide rather than a murder no? Whatever.
This is frustrating. You understand? Absolutely frustrating. First, I gather my wits to type a mail to the shit head and I plan to celebrate it by going to movies. This was supposed to be my happing ending no? Then why in the god's name has my problems intensified? Why oh why has the movie has to be some cheap make believe remake bollywood-ish version of some classic Hollywood superhero movies which left me absolutely paralytic at the end of it by its stupidity? To top it my next seat was occupied by a cute guy of course, just that his age is somewhere between five and six and he was constantly wailing whenever the superhero did something superhero-ic. I don't blame the kid of course, I share his sentiments too.
While my start of a new beginning went awry, my personal life is shitty. I try to whistle all kinds of happy songs near the donkey's desk (Yes, the guy I dated is my colleague. Kill me) hoping that it would sprinkle salt on his wounds, considering how it would show him that I am happy after the insulting official mail of dumping him I sent him, but his lack of focus in my happiness syndrome made me check my mailbox to find if the mail was sent at all, only to come across your reply.
I considered going underground and hiding my face in "n" number of layers of scarves, but after watching hundreds of inspirational speeches in YouTube over the weekend, I got the courage to reply to you.
I thought to apologize to you for the goof up but since you insulted me in so many ways, you are barred from being apologized. You just are left with getting few answers to questions you raised. Haan.
Whisky you say? The last time I got partially drunk, I remember entirely losing my senses and crying and laughing at the same time at the hotness of Tom Cruise and him getting married. Since the videos of my brilliant performance was taken by my best friends and is used as a powerful tool to blackmail till date, I gave up drinking anything merely alcoholic, red bull included.
I am not obsessed with ass, okay. Just that it has two meanings, which are sort of substitutable in this scenario, you see. I call the idiot an ass and I would leave it to your interpretation.
I will pretend I am partially blinded when I was reading the night clothes, intimate relationship and waxing part. Let us pretend that we didn't have a discussion like that. Ok? You needn't do me a favour by doing this of course. I would like to strike a business deal of sorts here. I will give you whatever you say in return. Want me to order movie tickets online to that movie which tortured me? Why should I suffer alone after all?
PS: Are you by any chance an English professor or born in the wrong era that I have to read thrice to understand what you meant?
PPS: Sucker for smiles are you? What if I say Jess was surprised to find the colour in my cheeks rise reading a mail and asked me what's cooking? Don't let your head go into the clouds over it BTW.
PPPS: You wanted an answer to the date part no? Here you go.
Sha faa saa saaa phaa shaa.
That's my answer to you in parcel-tongue. Now go figure what it means.
PPPS: Can you see me sticking my tongue out? Because I am.
Signing off,
KG.
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