Blind Dating (MG version) (Part30) (Pg50) - Page 16

OMG!!!!

Last past Maa ka read krke baki sara bhool gyi.
Maa is such a shakki namoona. Lol!

Bechara maan kitna hint de raha hai geet ko bt madam is useless in this matter.
Maan try sm othr way.
Bt pehle Maa ko pataao ;)

hahaha such a lovely update...

this is fabulous !! all three characters !! typical maa...with all her doubts...over protectiveness...and ...gaalis too...!! jhalli geet...jitna bhi samjhao...samjhthihi nahi...!! she is depressed and insecured !! keeps asking maan about girlfriend...but cannot even see him talk to her neighbour !! and maan...just love him...soo much patience...endurance and stubborn too !! woh nahi aai tho chala aaya ghar...maa se baath karne...!! loving whole drama...waiting...early updates pl...

superb update love it both so nice want some more

Awesome update

Hey...sorry u lovely ppl...cldnt update fr sooo long...mere eams the yaar...missed u all a lot...love u

PART 18

M-umm mujhe aapse kuch baat bhi karni thi

Maa- Mujhe nahi karni hai. Aap jaaiye yahan se aur thodi sharam ho to meri beti ko bhi akela chod dijie

G-Maa, sunn to lo. Maa, aap kaise beizzati kar sakti ho ghar aaye mehmaan ki; aap hi to kehti ho naa mehmaan bhagwaan samaan hota hai

Maa-Tu chup reh! Yahn Raavan bahar khada hai aur tu mehmaan banakar andar bula le; bevakoof!

Maan ko thodi haasi aa jaat hai at Maa's analogy'

G-To kaunsa meri shaadi Ram se hui hai

M- umm Geet.. you are not helping...

Maa- To to?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raavan ke saath bbhaag jayegi?!! Huh!!! Ram nahi hai to Raavan sahi? Bas paisa dikh raha hai? Sharam nahi aa rahi zara bhi!!!

Maa asked around and fund Maan was a rich brat. She googled him at her kitty party gossip monger.com

G-Kaunsa paisa?

Maa- Sab tumhari galti hai. Nikal jao bahar warna police ko bulati hoon

She says jabbing Maan with an accusing finger

Maa-Meri bholi si ladki .. tumhare saath rehar dekho kaisi baatein karti hai

M- Ye maine nahi sikhaya...mujhse to isse bhi buri tarah se ladi thi jab pehli baar mili thi...mujhe lagta hai iske institute mein hi ye sab sikhaya hai

Geet hasne lagti hai

M- Geet, you are really not helping...

Maa- Aap zyada smart banne ki koshish naa karein. Darwaaza udhar hai, aap tashriff le ja asakte hain

Maan to hill nahi raha

Maa- Tum seedhi tarah se nahi manoge? Theek hai

Maa goes to the phone and dials 100

G-Maaa nahiii

Ma-Humare ghar mein ek aadmi zabardasti ghus aaya hai,..uska naam... Maan Singh Khurana hai

G-Maaa

Geet is trying to snatch the phone

Geet Maan ko ishara kar rahi hai jaane ko

Maa is shouting into the phone or trying too as Geet is protesting

Maan is standing there rolling his eyes; mann kar raha hai dono ko alag alg kone mein finger on lips karke bitha de

M-oh for God's sake stop screaming!!!! Pair of hysterical females!! Kaan phat jayenge mere!!

Maan jakar takes the phone in his hand

Maa aur Geet dono chup with jaws hanging

G-Main tumhari help kar rahi hoon aur tum...

M- Nahi, tum bhi chup. Tumhe help nahi karni aati abhi. Main yahan aaya tha ye kehne ke liye ki aapko nahi pasand hai humara milna to hum nhai milenge. Aapko meri wajah se Geet ka ghar ke bahar jaana band karne ki zarurat nai hai

Geet is silently gazing at him

M- Lekin main ye bhi nahi keh raha ki agar aapko pasand nahi hai to main Geet se nahi milunga; kyunki mujhe Geet bohot pasand hai aur usse milne mujhe bohot achha lagta hai aur kuch hadh tak Geet ko bhi. Main nahi chahta tha ki hum aise jhoot bolkar milein, par Geet ko aapse darr lagta tha isliye main milne nahi aaya. Jab padhai ki bhi baat hui tab main aapse milna chahta tha lekin hua hi kuch aesa ki main mil nahi paaya. Aapko lagta hai ki main aapki beti ko bigaad raha hoon, to aesa karne ka mera koi iraada nahi tha aur naa hi hai; aur mujhe Raavan banna hota to main bohot pehle bann chuka hota ye aap bhi samjhti hain aur main bhi. Main jaanta hoon Geet bholi hai lekin uska fayda nahi uthana chahta main aur naa hi uthaya hai. Aapko pasand nahi hai ki hum chuup kar milein, hum nahi milenge; agar aapko pasand nahi hai ki hum bahar milein, to hum nahi milenge. Par isse bas ek hi raasta bacha hai ki hum yahan milein, to jab mera mann karega ya Geet ka mann karega hum milenge. Aap chahein to saath mein baith sakti hain yaa apni beti par thoda bharosa kar sakti hain. Agar aap yun hi usse band rakhengi to phir usse ankhein dene ka fayda kya hoga

Geet ka dil to melt sa ho gaya. Ahe is so proud of Maan

Maa bhi kuch palon ke lie speechless ho gai aur Maan ki taraf dekhti rahi

Geet to bilkul admiration se dekh rahi hai Maan ko

Maa-Aye chokre! Mujhe suna raha raha hai tu? Mera ghar hai meri beti hai. Main jaanti hoon Geet ke lie sabse achha kya hai. Apni beti par bharosa karti hoon tum par nahi. Nahi milegi wo tujhse yahi chahti hoon main, jaa. Aur phir ghar aaye to complain kar dungi police mein. Tumhe kya lagta hai tum kisi pe bhii thoda raub jhad kar kuch bhi kaho aur wo maan jayenge. Darti nahi hoon main tumse, samjhe. Ab nikal jao mere ghar se.

Geet looks sadly at ma then at Maan

M- Aur aapka bharosa paane ke liye kya karna padega?

He says cool and composed, not a flinch at maa's words

Maa looks at Maan on verge of picking something and throwing at Maan's calm face

Maa- Kuch nhai. Kuch bhi nahi

M- Kyun? Aesa kya kiya hai maine

Maa- Main dekh chuki hoon tumhari sangat ka kya asar hota hai meri beti par.. mujhe aur kuch sochne samjhne ke zarurat nahi hai

M- Aur agar hum kabhi galti se bahar mil gaye to?

Maa is fuming with anger

M- Aur hum baat karne lage to?

Maa- To kya? Meri beti ki hi zindagi kharaab hogi aur kya?

M- Ghar mein rehkar ek band chidiya se zyada acchi nahi hai aapki beti ki zindagi iss tarah bhi. Main aunga kal milne; aap rokna chahein ya tok sakein to rok lena. Namaste

He declares with determination oozing in his eyes

Then he looks at Geet and says bye' to her with a smile and goes

G-Bye

She says smiling back

Maa- Tu kyun daant phaad rahi hai?!!

Geet ne suna nahi maa ko mudke apne room mein chali gayi

Raat mein Maan ne call ki kiya Geet ko

G-Maan

She squels happily

M- Hey babes

He replies happily

G-Hiii, kya kar rahe ho?

M- Kuch nai... socha tumse pooch loon ki tumhari aur daant to nahi padi

G-Nahi, main room mein aa gai. I am sorry about today. Maine tumse kaha hi tha tumhe nahi aana chahie tha

M-Tch! Kyun nahi anaa chahiye tha? Ab araam se mil sakte hain, tumhe bhi tension nahi hogi

G-Maa nahi milne degi naa. Tum jaante ho

M-Tch...police ko bulaya to tum mujhe bachaogi nahi? Besides main criminal to nahi lagta. C'mon, I have a much better dressing sense aur dekho tumhara mood bhi acha ho gaya finally, hai na. So all in all its good that I came

G-Par sab meri wajah se hua...main kitni stupid hoon...mujhe maa ko batana hi nahi chahie tha

M-Well...tumhe bhi jhoot bolna pasand nahi, tum bhi frustrated thi to tumne keh diya. Waise bhi, better today than tomorrow

G- Tumhe mujhpe gussa nahi aa raha?

M- Nahi...not after the way you invited me inside

He chuckles

M-Uske baad main gussa kaise ho sakta hoon?

She turns little red

G-Dhat!

Maan smiles

M-Dhat kya...? Tum mujhe roz aese welcome karo... main tum par bilkul gussa nahi hounga. Waise suno, aaj ke liye tumhare liye ek home work hai

G-Home work? Kya?

She pouts

M-1 to 12, : saare no. dhang se yaad kar lo

G-1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

M-Padhna, read karna. Tumhe numbers ki book dilai thi naa. Kal tumhara test hoga

G-Kal? Kaise?

M-Surprise surprise

G-Bolo naaa

M- Geet main tumhe kabhi surprise batata hoon? Nahi naa, to aaj bhi nai batauga, simple

G-Hint do naa

M-Welll...nay...good night honey

G-emm..

She pouts bada wala

He laughs aloud

M- Good night honey bee

Dono phone rakh dete hain

Next day...

Geet padhai kar rahi thi baithke

Maa- Maine colonel se baat kar li hai wo aaj 2 baje ayenge, 3 ghante ki class lete hain aur badtamizi mat karna unke samne zara bhi sharam bachhi hai to

Geet chup chap 1234 padh rahi hai, practice kar rahi h

2 baj gaye, colonel aaya

Budhdha strict aur sathiaayaa hua hai

Colonel ne laga di Geet ki class ki ye nahi aata wo nahi aata, you stupid girl, you foolish girl, itna bhi nahi aata, utna bhi nahi aata, tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta...tch tch tch

Geet is silent and upset. She is thinking about Maan, ki wo to aisa nahi karta tha, wo to demoralize nahi karta tha

Colonel-A-Z likhna yaad karo kal tak

Budhdhee ne kuch padaya to tha nahi, bass Geet ka oral test aur written test liya fail kiya 5-6 baatein sunai aur home work de gaya

Colonel 1.5 ghante mein hi chala gya

G-Maa, mujhe ye aadmi bilkul pasand nahi, usko nahi padaana naa padaye. He should stop demoralizing me

Maa- It's called constructive criticism. Schools mein aese hi padate hain bachhon ko bh, jo class mein dhyan nahi dete

G-Mujhe nahi padhna usse, bass !

Maa throws down the spoon she was cooking with, in exasperation

Ab 5.30 hue au ghanti baji

Ting!!!!!

Geet bhaag ke kholne gai

M- Hi

He smiles at her

G-Hiii

She gives him an ear to ear grin

Maan andar aata hai

Maa- Kaun aaya hai?

M- Aunty it's me Maan

Maa gazes at Maan and turns furious

G-Baitho

Geet ne andar bitha liya

Maa-Hadh ho gai ! Sharafat to hai hi nahi ajakal ke logon mein

Geet ne kaha Maan se ki chalo mere kamre mein, maa ko acha nahi lagega ki tum aise saamne raho. Par Maan mana kar deta hai ki nahi yahin baithte hain

G-Office kaisa raha?

M- Good, how was your day?

Geet makes a face

G-Wo colonel uncle aaye the

M- Kaun colonel? Wo tuition master?

G-Haan wo hi. Ab ki baar aaye to haath mein churaa lekar peeche bhaagungi

Maan starts laughing

M-Maine kaha tha naa tumhe daantega

Maa is looking dono ko ki dono pagal hain, aese kaise baat kar sakte hain, main yahan khadi hoon mujhe aese total ignore kaise maar sakte hain

G-Haan, mujhe bohot daanta...[she pouts]

M- Aww don't worry... I'll see what I can do about him.. naam bata budhdhe kaa

Maa's jaw drops, thinking if Maan has some underworld connection or something, what could he mean by take care of him

G-Nahi nahi chodo naa. budhdhaa to waise hi gussa kar karke BP high se tapak jayega. Tum kyun apna khoon jalaate ho. Mujhe bass tum hi padaana

Geet says moving a little towards Maan

Maa- Geet aese nahsi bolte!!!

Pata chala kal dono hi maa ko budhdhi kehkar refer kar rahe hain

M- Good, ready for your pop test?

Maan opens the bag that he had brought along

Usmein se nikaalta hai game

G-Game hai?

He nods

G-Kaunsa?

s-Ludo. Aunty, you want to come and play with us?

Maa is choking for breath... samjh nahi aar aha ki ho kya raha hai

G-Start karo naa

They start playing

Maan special 2 dices laaya hai jismein normal dots ki jagah number likhe hain

G-ohhh special dice?

M-Yup

Maan ne pehle saare rules bata diye

Uske bad earnest gamming chaalu

Geet ka first time tha and Maan nalayatk game jeetne mein vishwas rakhta hai

Geet aaram se goti bhada rahi thi aur Maan ne kaat di, hahahahaa haste hue

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Geet ko bhi aaya gussa aur khundas ki main bhi kaatungi

G-Tumne cheating ki naa to dekhna

M- Main cheating nahi karunga lekin agar tumne number galat read kiye to tumhara loss

G-Main sahi karti hoon. Tum meri help bhi nahi karte. I hate you

M- It's a test. Teacher test mein help nahi karta. Sorry babe, aur waise bhi maine to adha hi syllabus diya hai, sirf 1-6

Maa to 'babes 'par lal peeli ho rahi hai

G-Teacher correct to karaata hai naa

M- Practical test hai, no cheking, haath ke haath result

Geet ne socha wo bhi thoda idhar udhar kar le

She smiles super sweetly, after a while

G-Honey bee!

M-Huh?

Maan looks at her astonished

G-Tum aaj achche lag rahe ho iss suit mein

M- Really??? Thanks!!

He replies with pride, sitting straighter unhunching his shoulders a little

Tab tak Geet ne goti hata di when Maan was looking at her

Maa bhi smirk kar leti hai ki meri beti tez hai bewakoof bana diya ladke ko

Lekin Maan bhi kachha khiladi nahi hai

Board par nazar gai samajh gaya ki Geet ki chaal kya thi

Geet to innocently khel rahi hai

M- oh you wanna play it dirty? I'll give you ruthless!

G-Huh? Maine kya kiya?

She asks innocently

M-You don't mess with me

Maan saari permutation combinations laga kar... sab maneuver kar ke aur Geet ki goti kaatkar back to base pohobcha detaa hai

G-Cheater! I hate you!

Maan has a smile of triumph

Dono josh mein lage pade hain

Ek game Maan jeeta to Geet ne kaha not fair mera first time the

Maan ne kaha ki theek hai best of 3

Doosra game Geet jeeti

Teesra game Maan jeeta

Geet k ne kaha cheater!'

To Maan ne kaha chal theek hai best of 5

Next phir Geet jeet gai

5th game chal raha tha, dono ki 1-1 goti baaki

Dono bent close over the board

Maa bhi bada interest le rahi hai durr s ehi

Geet ne neeche se aaram se Maan ke calves pe apna thumb zara wriggle sa kar dia

Maan ka dhyaan bhatka

He jerks suddenly, upsetting the whole board

G-Arre! Ye koi baat nahi hoti

He looks at Geet wide eyed

M-I could say the same!!!

G-Tum jeetne ke lie aisa kaise kar sakte ho?

She accuses him acting all innocent

M- You, what about you?

G-I? Main? Main to aaram se khel rahi hoon. Haan tumhe jalan hai naa ki ye pehli baar khelke mujhe kaise hara rahi hai, hai naa? Islie tum ye sab kar rahe ho, hai naa?

Geet mand mand muskuraye

M-Haan haan its always the guy's fault, isnt' it? Haan, jalan bhi mujhe, kiide bhi mujhe kaatte, hallucination bhi mujhe hi hui

He says lookin at Geet seriously, Geet looks back it him blankly and swallows looking little frightened

He looks at her and breaks into a grin

M-Hell! I am proud of you. That was some neat underhanded trick!!

He ruffles her hair playfully

Geet thoda side wala private si smile deti hai Maan ko

Wahan Maa curious ki kya hua kya hua, : kiya kya meri bachhi ne

M- Kisi aur ke saath mat karna lekin

G-Kya karoge?

M- Kya karunga? Waise, tum kyun karogi kisi aur ke saath?

G-Tumhe jalan ho rahi hai?

She asks smugly

M-Nahi

He says smiling from outside but inside he knows how he is feeling

Itne mein Maan ka phone baj jata hai aur wo dekhta hai ki 8 bajne wale hain

Wahan phone par office ke log ki sir..ye wo...'

Maan bhi walks away waving at Geet and phone pe ...haan achha ok...no I'll do it..I'll send it by 10.. haan ye.. ok yah.. han...bye'

Phone rakh kar..

M- um Geet mujhe jana hai kaafi late ho chukka hai and I have some work too

Geet pouts and shakes her head vigorously

M- Aww now aese mat dekho warna aunty mujhe jhaadu maarke bahar nikaal dengi

He says winking at Geet

M-Kal aunga naa milne

She smiles

M-Aur tumhare Colonel ka naam pata kar lena, uski bhi setting kara dunga main

G-Koi baat nahi. Tum ho naa, mujhe ab koi tension nahi

He shakes his head...

M-You need not spend time listening to his crap if you don't want to...I'll look into it...bye

He waves smiling at her

She waves back grinning ear to ear

M-Bye aunty!

Maan goes

Geet ke face pe to smile chipak gai

Maa- zyada daant phaadne ki zarurat nai hai, gaya wo

Geet ko to ma ki daant par bhi hassi aa gai

Maa ko aur gussa aa gaya

Maa- Hass le, hass le; jab tera mazaak ban kar reh jayega tab mat aana mere pas rote hue. Ye ..isse padhai kehti hai tu...colonel ko chodke isse padegi? Kuch nahi sikhegi

G-Uss Colonel se to mera Maan lakh guna behtar hai

Maa-Haan haan, ab to puri duniya parai bass Maan tera. Main bhi kyun bol rahi hoon, tere to kaan par juu rengni nahi hai. Karo...karo anpi zindagi kharab

G-Maa, aapko nahi lagta wo kitna acha hai

Maa- Nahi

G-Thik se apne dil se puchke batana

Geet chali gai apne kamre mein

Maa bhi bad bada rahi hai ki meri koi nahi sunta

Raat mein Maan ne phone kiya

Aaj kal wo phone karke pooch hi leta hai ki kya haal hai, Maa ke saath baat chal rahi hai ki nahi, kabhi kuch padhne ko dedega

G-Hello

M-Hi, tumhari ma ka mood kaisa hai?

G-Waisa hi

M-Aur tumhara?

G-Acha [She grins]

M-Good [He smiles].

G-Tumhara mood?

M- I am good.

G- Oh..wo office ka kaam ho gaya?

M-Hmm wo ho gaya .Achha chalo batao gaan bajana kab se wapas shruu karne wali ho?

G-Pata nahi. Maa ne to mana hi kar diya

M-umm tumhari ma ne to mujhse bhi milne ko mana kiya na...

She giggles

M-Tum ghar par bajana shuru kar do..I am sure tumahri ma ya tumhare neighbors tumhe bahar bhej hi denge

She starts laughing

G-Kyun main itna bura bajati hoon?

M- Nope, I am sure you are pretty good but still koi ek gaana repeatedly kitni baar sun sakta hai? Wo bhi socho bina lyric bina drums, bas ek melancholic violin...trust me it'll work

G-Acha, pehle tum par try karenge, thik hai naa?

M-oh well...are you avoiding going out now? Kyunki mere pareshaan hone se kya hoga?

G-Mujhe mazaa aayega

M-Tumhari padai ka kya? Maine to naya game bhi kharida but if you are not interested in that then.. well

G-Kaunsa game?

M-Surprise surprise, par tumhara home work hai a-z letters

She pouts

G-Maaan roz roz padhai nahi

M-Well fine. Mujhe laga tha ki agar tum wapas gaana-wana shuru kar deti to achhi jagah le kar jata, it's very special to me but since you only want to goof around...

G-Par gaana kaise shuru karun? I am out of the class

M- Bahar niklo wo bhi dekh lenge. Pehli permision to lelo

G-Kya kahun maa se?

M- Kuch nahi, bolo ki bahar jaana hai warna ghar par hi try karogi...

G-Bahar kyun jana hai?

M-Kyun, grup tumhare ghar ayega?

G-TCH! Maa puchegi naa bahar kyun jana hai

M-To bolo sach ki doosra better higher skills wala group join karna hai, dhundhna hai , audition dene hai

G-Thik hai, kal subah try karti hoon

M- Best of luck

G-Thanks

M-Tum kal permission mango baki hum sham mein decide karenge

G-Matlab?

M-Matlab kuch nahi. Permission mango subah

G-To subah dhundne nahi jaun?

M-Subah 6 baje mangne ko kaha thodi maine, aaram se dopahar tak mango and akele kaise dhundogi? I can meet you outside, kaha tha naa

G-Thik hai, : par main badi ho gai hoon. Main akele dhoond sakti hoon

M- Lekin tumhe read karna bahi bhi nhai aata

G-Main puch sakti hoon naa logon se

M-Geet, aam admai ko kitna pata hoga ki violin player ke liye audition kahan kidhar ho rahe hai? Abhi tak tumhe bahar nahi jaana tha aur kal ek din tumse wait nahi ho raha. Tumhe to bas tilli lagane ki zarurat hai

G-Maine aisa thodi naa kaha

M- Phir kaisa kaha?

G-Tum nahi samjhoge

M- Oh aisa ab huh? I take it again I am at fault for not understanding?

G-Ufff tum aur tumhara ye dialogue. Naa jaane kahan se sikh ke aaye ho

M-Welll...is it wrong?

G-Off course it is. Waise ek idea!

M-Bolo

G-Main soch rathi thi ki tum meri help karte ho, ab mera bhi farz banta hai main bhi tumhari help karungi

M-umm its nothing like that...I like spending time with you...

G-Arre suno to, aur tumne uss din bataya tha naa...girlfriend problem

M- umhmm

G-Main tumhe tumhari gf se milaungi. It's my responsibility

M- Really...?

G-Ab tum dekhna, main sab solve kar dungi. Bilkul, trust me, bhaag ke ayegi tumhare paas. Ekdum filmy style

M- I highly doubt it. Aur tumhe kya pata filmy style ke bare mei? Tumne to koi film bhi kabhi poori nahi dekhi

G-Poori nahi tv pe, last scene zaroor dekha tha. Khair just trust me

M- You shouldn't watch tv Geet, it irritates your eyes

G-Main dekhna love guru banke tumhari love life mein kya jaadoo karti hoon

M- ahem love guru?

G-Bilkul aur kya. Agar tumhare pyaar mein hai dum to tumhe apni gf se milayenge hum

G-Sure why not then but I am not sure its love... though...

M-Huh?

G-I don't spend time enough so I can say that. I do like her lot, more than I have ever liked anyone

G-Wohi to! Saara time mere saath spend karoge to uske liye time kahan se milega?

M-I want to be with her more than I have ever wanted to be with anyone

Originally posted by: shah10

Wow..superb update
Just love it
Maan n geet are cute

Originally posted by: Tarina.R.Totine

nice

Originally posted by: love2_soma

nice update...

loved it very much...

thank u very much fr d lovely update n fr d pm also...

waiting fr d nxt prt eagerly...

continue soon plz...