FF - The diaries of RM- DAY 14 PAGE 27

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THE DIARIES OF RM HOUSEHOLD

DAY ONE - <font color="#FF0099">KHUSHI'S DIARY</font>

Hi diary...well i shall have to think of another name wont i. hmmm ...ok sitting here for a while now and i cant think of a name. I bet if Arnavji wrote a diary he would just call his "the business plan." hahahahaha i do make myself laugh sometimes. Right ok now khushi a name...Ok sorry i shall write later ok. I am not usually stuck for ideas...Anjali has a baby name book in her room i shall borrow that.

Ok dear diary i have come back now and i thought of a name...its here in the baby naming book that anjali gave me. altho she did give me a strange look when i asked to borrow it. Ok i must remember to hide it. You will remind me wont you dear diary. Ok sorry sorry, i know i havent named you...ok your new name is...drumroll...Ketana
Hello Ketana, you name means home. Any way guess what i went in to Anjalis room like i said and shyam the creep was in there. I had to come out smiling tho the look he gave me when i asked for the book was priceless. Like i said i have to hide this book from arnav, dont what him to think i am crazy.
I am going to make some dinner now before Arnav gets home. I shall write more tommorrow. I love you Ketana :)

DAY ONE - <font color="#FF0000">ARNAVS DIARY</font>

Ok so tommorrow i have a meeting at 9.30 with mr ablazaneer, then i have the london reps at 2.30. Wow i have a busy day...what the?...why am i writing in my daily planner. I think that wife of mine has sent me crazy...ouch...what the? Ok am writing now in this as i dont know who else to tell. I just found a baby name book stuffed under the bed. I am freaking out a bit now, how dare she read this book...ok its not good for me to think is it, is she pregnant with shyams child? Not as innocent as i thought then... I shall make her pay for this... What the? why am i still talking to my daily planner?

DAY ONE - <font color="#339900">SHYAMS DIARY</font>

Anjali thinks i am writing a letter to my mother, little does she know i am formulating a plan. I was under the impression that Khushis sham marriage to Arnav had not been consumated. I think i shall bring up the poolside mystery in front of the family. See i have plan ~~~~ evil laugh ~~~

DAY ONE - <font color="#CC00FF">ANJALIS DIARY</font>

Am slightly excited little one, daddy was very interested in the baby nameing book. Altho sometimes i worry he is not ready for this. Oh well what ever happens little one, its me and you against the world now. I think your going to be very pleased your part of this family. You will love your aunty Khushi, i think she is going to be the one you spend most time with. I wonder why she wanted the baby book. I am sure Choti - thats your uncle arnav to you - i am sure he would of told me. Wouldnt it be so great for you if you had a little cousin the same age to play with. Ok little one i can feel you kicking, lets go and see what aunt khushi has cooked for dinner.

DAY ONE - <font color="#FFCC00">MANORAMAS DIARY</font>

Hello hi bye bye. Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all? Well mirror i can assure you its certianly not Arnav and torn sari. Manorama bond was on the right track before. All sitting round for dinner when son in law asks whether there is something wrong with Arnavs bed as he has seen a quilt and pillow out there for many days. Torn Sari was spluttering on her Potato curry. Arnav just said the bedclothes are out there because its so khushi can look at the stars at night if she wants to. Hello hi bye bye. I think some more investigation is needed. What do you think mirror?...yes your right i shall go and discuss these going on's with son in law directly.

DAY ONE - <font color="#996600">MANOHARS DIARY</font>

Dear brain was you high on Bhang the day you married Manorama. Today she is talking to herself in the mirror, whatever next?

DAY ONE - <font color="#FF6666">NAANIS DIARY</font>

AAAhhh Lakshmi, i often think that i have lost control over this family. Did you hear the situation between Arnav and Khushi. Dont worry i know you like her too. I have told Arnav to put some star mobiles in there room, so khushi can still see the stars. We dont want her to catch a cold do we. I shall check later, to make sure he did as i asked. I am so lucky to have you to talk to Lakshmi.

DAY ONE - <font color="#FFCC99">PAYALS DIARY</font>

Every time you look at me akash i blush

DAY ONE - <font color="#00CCC">AKASH DIARY</font>

Evey time you look at me Payal i blush

DAY TWO - END OF PAGE ONE
DAY THREE - PAGE 2
DAY FOUR - PAGE 4
DAY FIVE - PAGE 6
DAY SIX - PAGE 8
DAY SEVEN - PAGE 10
DAY EIGHT - PAGE 13
DAY NINE - PAGE 15
DAY TEN - PAGE 17
DAY ELEVEN - PAGE 19
DAY TWELVE - PAGE 21
DAY THIRTEEN - PAGE 24
DAY FOURTEEN - PAGE 27

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payash entries reminded me of ahem's diary in spa...hihi...

THE DIARIES OF RM HOUSEHOLD

DAY TWO - KHUSHI'S DIARY

Hi Ketana. Dont know what to write today am a bit flustered from last night. Sneeky shyam - oh how i hate him so much. He has obviously been checking up on me and arnav. He told the whole family over dinner that he saw the bed clothes out by the pool. Luckily Arnavji covered for us. Dont know whats wrong with him he was giving me these funny looks after dinner. Anyway Naani told me i had to sleep in the bedroom with Arnavji, i thought i was going to die Ketana as i choked on my potato curry.
I didnt think anything more, but when i came up to bed later on in the evening i saw all these stars planted all over arnavs room. We had a bit of a moment, like the old days where we were just lost in each other eyes. Of course silly me sneezed and ruined the moment. But Ketana, thats not the thing i wanted to discuss with you, the thing is naani came to say goodnight and saw the bedclothes by the pool again...and she scolded me. I had to get in to bed with Arnav before she left. I thought once she was gone that i would be able to go back outside, but then Ketana, Arnavji told me that i could stay there if i wanted. He got out of bed and i thought he was going to lay outside but he returned with all these pillows and placed them down the middle of the bed. I am so tired tho this morning Ketana...imagine yourself trying to sleep whilst all you can hear is your own heartbeat in stereo. But i have to admit and please dont tell anyone Ketana but i kinda liked him being next to me. Oh no hush what am i saying.
Will write to you tommorrow. Love you Ketana

DAY TWO - ARNAVS DIARY

Daily planner, what have i got planned today. Please say its something outside of this house. I feel like i am suffocating. I still cant look at Khushi with out thinking about that baby book. And last night to make things worse Naani insisted she sleep in the room. I being arnav suggested khushi sleep in my bed with me...why did i do this daily planner? I am a hot blooded male after all, i was nearly chewing my hands off so i didnt touch her. Anyway is 9.15am at the moment so at 9.16am i shall have a very cold shower.

DAY TWO - SHYAMS DIARY

Anjali thinks i am writing to mother again...does she really take me for the type that is attached to his mothers apron strings? Anyway am bloody annoyed right now, my plan backfired...i dont understand why they always do that. Thought i would make the family question khushi and arnav more...instead that silly old battleaxe Naani suggested they look at the stars together in arnavs room. And me what did i get? a lady with a bump snoring. I have to think of plan b now. ~~~~ evil laugh ~~~

DAY TWO - ANJALIS DIARY

I didnt sleep too well last night my child. It wasnt your fault i know, but for some reason daddy wont touch me a lot at the moment. He kept complaining i was taking up too much room. What do you think dear child...does my bum look too big?

DAY TWO - MANORAMAS DIARY

Mirror Mirror on the wall, whos the sneekiest of them all. Thats would be me...Didnt have time to talk to son in law last night, will try again later. He and i are on the same wavelength.

DAY TWO - MANOHARS DIARY

I wonder how much Bhang it would take to make Manorama pass out.

DAY TWO - NAANIS DIARY

Lakshmi, when i looked in on arnav and khushi last night it kind of reminded me of my husband. We were besotted with each other but neither of us knew how to express it. I have to say Shyam is becoming increasingly paranoid. Maybe he has work related stress.

DAY TWO - PAYALS DIARY

Akash smiled at me today...i blushed

DAY TWO - AKASH DIARY

Payal smiled at me today ...i blushed

more diary read plllzzz. loved them

Thanks guys...shall continue soon with day three

THE DIARIES OF RM HOUSEHOLD

DAY THREE - KHUSHI'S DIARY

Hi Ketana. I feel a bit deflated this evening. Arnavji hasn't come back from work yet. I have been waiting for him all day. I dont know why but i kinda feel excited to see him. Payal asked me if anything was wrong today, as i as making Jalebi. How could i tell her i was nervous about my husband laying next to me in bed. The truth...and i know you wont tell anyone is that there is a small part of me thats wants him to just show some small acknowlegment that he has a woman laying next to him. But then again he hates me doesnt he. Somedays when he thinks i cant see him, i can see him watching me, not with those angry and hurt eyes but with the look he gave me on holi. Ohhh he is home now, will write later. love you Ketana

DAY THREE - ARNAVS DIARY

There you are daily planner, thats good a free day tommorow, that makes a change. I just got in from a busy day. Khushi was awake when i got in, altho she pretended to be asleep. I am gonna confront her tommorow about the baby book, its been driving me crazy. She looks so cute there pretending to be asleep. Maybe i will leave the cushions seperating us off the bed tonight. That will make her nervous.

DAY THREE - SHYAMS DIARY

I now have Aunt under my wing, altho she doesnt realise what she has signed up for. She is spying tonite on Khushi and arnav. I know my khushi has morals, so think aunt will catch them sleeping seperate. Aunt is only doing this for her love of Anjali. Why do they pamper to my wife all the time. All she does lately is cry or eat. Still at least she will be used to crying when i drop my love for khushi bombshell on her. ~~~~ evil laugh ~~~

DAY THREE - ANJALIS DIARY

Hello my little baby. Heard your heartbeat for the first time today, it was amazing. Your daddy wasnt here as he got caught up in a meeting, we just have to accept it really. I wish he wanted to get involved more, but he doesnt. Dont worry dear child, as soon as he sees your face it will all be different. Aunt and him were having a secret conversation earlier...maybe there are planning a suprise for us.

DAY THREE - MANORAMAS DIARY

Mirror Mirror on the table i have a secret mission if i am able.. Son in law has asked me to spy on torn sari and arnav. I have got to find my binoculars...oh here they are.

DAY THREE - MANOHARS DIARY

I wonder if i could get a ship load of Bhang to silence Manorama. Wheres she off to with the binoculars. Its not like she needs them, with her massive sunglasses.

DAY THREE - NAANIS DIARY

Lakshmi i sometimes wonder why we invited manorama in to this house...her and son in law were whispering today...they know i absolutly hate secrets in this house.

DAY THREE - PAYALS DIARY

Akash brushed my arm in bed last night. I giggled.

DAY THREE - AKASH DIARY

I tried to get Payal to show me attention but we both giggled when i touched her arm. Maybe i will stroke her hair tommorrow

of all entries payash are sooo funny... finally atleast on day 3 they had diff entries...😆