SS:101'What The?!-An Invasion of his Privates... - Page 7

What the... What the.. What the... Can go on n on! Sweet!! 😉

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101ways to go - "What The?!"

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::Author's Note::

Okay very very important note

You need to keep this in mind if you're to understand the upcoming jokes.

In British English the letter 'Z' is pronounced as 'ZED'

Also ...you will need to understand a bit of Star Wars - try YT/Google

For the purpose of this ficlet Arnie baby uses British English.

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~The Diabetic Jedi~

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Ways to invoke Arnav Singh Raizada's What-the '.

#1 Take over his Bathroom.

Diaryji ,

I have spent the past few days observing the Laad Governor , very intimately (no notthat intimately), now, as any good general would say, one must first learn to observe before one chalafyies a 'waar'..aka I need to know how the Rakshash becomes the Rakshash'

My observations have not been in vain.

I have noticed, that while half asleep although he may still sound like a Rakhshash, his outer Rakhshashness is donned every morning when he steps out of the bathroom.

Also in all fairness he is not always awful when he's asleep, last night whilst I was carefully taking notes he suddenly shot out a fist and started reciting his alphabet, although granted not in the usual order, it went I believe -

'I- M -A 'Z(ed)- I"

Initially it sounded like "I'maJedi."...but even I recognize when actual words are being formed and when they're not...

I'm not that bad in English. It is actually kind of sweet that he pronounces 'Z' just like me though...

...anyways...what was I saying? Oh...right I'm not that bad in English...

Even if that Angrezzi Bathroom-blocking Rakhshash thinks so...

Which reminds me'how does he have a beard everyday despite spending a good half-hour locked in there?

What exactly does he do?

It's not as if he's washing clothes...his don't have ghoti's on them...

Moving on... have come to the conclusion that, there must be something in the bathroom. Also, why does he have to go first?

Everyday?..

Do you think it's the diabetes? ...

...either way it is evident that the morning bath-room hour is something he cherishes.

And today ,I , Khushi Kumari Gupta ...erm that is Khushi Kumari Gupta-Singh Raizada, shall bring his reign of bathroom-blocking terror to an end.

Faithfully Your's,

Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

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::Author's Note::

If you are reading do review and or comment we writer's make no money off these fanfictions and our only return is the love you give us.

It is very disheartening to have to PM reader's who don't review and like, I don't know about the other author's but I always feel like my writing wasn't up to the mark and as if Manorma Mami is providing a litany of taunts in my head.

Watch me barsafy Payaliya and Pujali tears...crocodile-wa 😭

me first me first! Awsome...and I wonder why he needs his morning shower hours! tee hee..

Arnav, Bathroom and Diabetes🤣

Kushi is really marveling in her unique type of thinking!

Bathroom occupying fight in show - is now justified!😉

hahah loved it!

I was seriously going What the- after reading this!!

baaahhaaa, hilarious ! pondering upon Arnav and her pep talk with her self of what does he do in there ?! LOL, seriously "unbelievable" as Arnav would say !

made me chuckle ! can't wait for more !