Thanks guli 😆
k...part 5
vedant looked out his bedroom window and was surprised to see DK's car...he rushed downstairs and out the house to meet DK...
DK: hi ved
Ved: uh...brother, when i asked you to bring me food...i didn't mean on the car...
DK just gave him a dazed smile and went to his bedroom...vedant followed him and watched as DK collapsed on the bed...
ved: brother...are you ok?
DK: vedant...i think i'm in love...
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at the airport...
Gautham was standing to a side with all his luggage and waiting for Disha...he looked at his watch...
G: GOD...shes always late...
Disha: bhaiyya!
disha walked upto Gautham and hugged him...he smiled but frowned at her when they unhugged...
G: where were you?
Disha: god bhaiyya...don't ask! some idiot scratched my car!
Gautham raise his eyebrows...
G: which crazy person wanted to commit suicide so early in the morning?
Disha shook her head and helped Gautham carry his bags to her car...
by the time they'd reached Bhosle house Disha had narrated the whole story and Gautham couldn't stop laughing...
Disha: if i ever meet that taklu again 😡
Gautham got out the car and took his stuff...
G: hey, aren't you coming inside?
Disha: sorry bhaiyya...but i gotta go for an interveiw...
G: ok...
Gautham went inside while Disha drove off...
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meanwhile DK and ved were going to Kanaka in ved's car...when DK suddenly stepped on th brakes...
ved: hey brother...try not to kill me please...uh..brother...
ved looked at DK who was staring to the right...literally drooling...
DK: there's that girl i was telling you about...
ved: my future bhabs?!...where...
he started loking around but couldn't see anyone...
DK grabbed his head and made him face a large billboard which had a pic of Disha in a pink salwar kameez, modelling a shampoo product...but poor vedant didn't know that his future Bhabhi was a billboard 😆 so he was loking at the bottom where a fat lady was shoving her mouth with a BIG burger...
DK: she's something, isn't she...
ved: yeh bro...she's definetly something...
DK: look at her figure...34.32.34 (lol...can't remember perfect measurements, so forgive me if i just made her too fat)
ved: from where i'm sitting look like 340.320.340 to me...
DK finally stopped drooling and looked at ved with a weird look...
DK: why are you calling her fat...
ved: brother...if mom sees this hippo she'll have a heart attack...
DK lood back at the billboard, and then underneath it where the fat lady was chewing with her mouth open (ewwwwwwww)...he leapt back an then urned to vedant...
ved: tried to tell you...
but before he could say anything else DK slapped him round the head...
ved: hey...what was that for?
DK: i wasn't talking about her...i was talking about the girl in te billboard...
ved finally looked up and was gobsmacked...
ved; wow...what a babe...
DK: Vedant!!! close your eyes...shes my babe...not yours!!!
ved: oh...sorry bro...
lol...thats it...took me agesssssssssssss to write...
Edited by nibbles - 19 years ago
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