A woman's fall - Page 3

Originally posted by: ivre

Hello people!

I am back in a nice mood this time. So heres some funny(I hope so) stuff that clicked randomly.

And all the Captain fans, dont kill me after this. I am a HUGE fan too. ;)

No offense intended. Comments and criticisms are most welcome. :)

Top twenty ways to get killed by Captain Rajveer

1. Hide his gun. Especially when he thinks Naina is in danger. You will end up dead.

2. Try to make fun of his exercise routine. Call it basic and useless. And then watch him hand it over to you.

3. Replace his nice leather furniture with wired chairs before he comes back to his cabin all tired and worked up.

4. Try to get him to share his room with Huda.

5. Tell Naina that she should marry someone of her own age and batch in front of him.

6. Send him red and pink valentine cards daily when he is teaching.

7. Ask him Major Bhargava's phone number.

8. Tell him that Ritu said Navin was a better fianc.

9. Ask him about his relationship status. Gasp at his answer and reply, "Even B.C. has a love life."

10. Tell him that most of the guys in the show are taller than him.

11. Invite him to play a team game with his juniors and don't make him the Captain.

12. Explain to him that people who talk to the dead are considered either mentally unstable or psychic. Offer to set up an appointment with Dr. Ritu to help him decide which category he belongs to.

13. Tell him to stop taking counseling sessions and get over with his syllabus of Strategies and Communication.

14. Present him with a detailed analysis of why IT engineers make better husbands than Army Captains.

15. Try gate crashing his next date with Naina. Give the author a detailed write up of events if you manage to escape alive (which you probably will as he is depressed and you have already stolen his gun.)

16. Steal everything black from his wardrobe. You can even try auctioning the stuff. ;)

17. Tell him that even 18 year olds know not to sign anything without reading. Wonder loudly if he bribed his way up to this post.

18. Explain hazards of romantic candle light dinner (can catch fire, flames contribute to global warming etc.) and how a sunlight lunch is a better and eco friendly option.

19. Play a prank on him when he is watching the end of his favorite cricket match.

20. Tell him that is job is NOT to teach the cadets how to befool B.C. and Major Nair.

Originally posted by: ivre

Hello people!

I am back in a nice mood this time. So heres some funny(I hope so) stuff that clicked randomly.

And all the Captain fans, dont kill me after this. I am a HUGE fan too. ;)

No offense intended. Comments and criticisms are most welcome. :)

Top twenty ways to get killed by Captain Rajveer

1. Hide his gun. Especially when he thinks Naina is in danger. You will end up dead.

2. Try to make fun of his exercise routine. Call it basic and useless. And then watch him hand it over to you.

3. Replace his nice leather furniture with wired chairs before he comes back to his cabin all tired and worked up.

4. Try to get him to share his room with Huda.

5. Tell Naina that she should marry someone of her own age and batch in front of him.

6. Send him red and pink valentine cards daily when he is teaching.

7. Ask him Major Bhargava's phone number.

8. Tell him that Ritu said Navin was a better fianc.

9. Ask him about his relationship status. Gasp at his answer and reply, "Even B.C. has a love life."

10. Tell him that most of the guys in the show are taller than him.

11. Invite him to play a team game with his juniors and don't make him the Captain.

12. Explain to him that people who talk to the dead are considered either mentally unstable or psychic. Offer to set up an appointment with Dr. Ritu to help him decide which category he belongs to.

13. Tell him to stop taking counseling sessions and get over with his syllabus of Strategies and Communication.

14. Present him with a detailed analysis of why IT engineers make better husbands than Army Captains.

15. Try gate crashing his next date with Naina. Give the author a detailed write up of events if you manage to escape alive (which you probably will as he is depressed and you have already stolen his gun.)

16. Steal everything black from his wardrobe. You can even try auctioning the stuff. ;)

17. Tell him that even 18 year olds know not to sign anything without reading. Wonder loudly if he bribed his way up to this post.

18. Explain hazards of romantic candle light dinner (can catch fire, flames contribute to global warming etc.) and how a sunlight lunch is a better and eco friendly option.

19. Play a prank on him when he is watching the end of his favorite cricket match.

20. Tell him that is job is NOT to teach the cadets how to befool B.C. and Major Nair.

Originally posted by: Sumi_162710

Hey Sur...I am such a stupid no...I read the top 20 ways in this very thread...but missed that beautiful shot...it was just so awesum!! I always say u are a wonderful writer having sum divine sense of writing...I just feel so engrossed whenever I read ur stuff...thanks for this one dear!! And pls continue writing more...as they are so incredibly wonderful...😊

Originally posted by: shreyamathur_18

hello sur😃😃

nice oneshot👏👏

hhhaaayyyeee top 20 ways to get killed by him😍😳

bc ki lovelife already in the fits of laughter🤣🤣🤣

continue soon with this types also😆😆😆

thnx for the pm😊

shreya😃

Originally posted by: PrithviSanyo1

awesome, brilliant😆