Part 17
Geet is informed dat her dhanno is parked in the parking lot.............she rejoices on dis fact and runs down to see her and tke a ride on her........geet goes down to the parking lot and embraces her dhanno.she was just gonna sit on it wen neha and ankita cum dere to talk to her..........
Neha and ankita: geet......oye geet..ruk jaaaa.........ruk.........
Geet: oye kya hua...??..kyun bulaya peeche se...??
Neha: abey ruk na yaar..........kya tu ghar jarahi he...........?
Geet: haan kyun?....
Ankita: arey yaar kya tu hum dono ko ghar choddegi.........
Neha: haan geet..bohot der horahi he............humein shayad yahan aaj koi taxi nahin milegi aur meri gari mummy leke gayi he.........
Geet: oye...main toh tum dono ko choddeti lekin main kya karoon...dekh already 5.30 bajgaye he........mujhe taiiyar bhi toh hona he na..........party me jo jaana hai na.....uss..uss.......bhoot ke saath.......
Neha: arey haan.........pata hai ankita yeh ladki uss handsome cute maan khurana ke saath business party me jarahi he..........aur yeh madam nakhre karrahi he ki usse nahin jaana he.......
Ankita: watttttttttttt??...maan singh khurana ke saath party............???..wooooooooowwwww.......yeh mauka agar mujhe mila hota toh main toh haath se isse jaane hi nahin deti............par tu geet........tujhe toh chance pe dance karna hi nahin aata..........
Geet: bas.......hogaya tum dono ka.........??...dekh mere saamne uski itni taareef mat kiya kar........aur kya tum dono...dekh mujhe na usme koi interest he aur nahi uske bare me baat karne se.........
Neha: par humne toh yeh kaha hi nahin ki tujhe usme interest he ya nahin...yeh toh tu hi bolrahi he..............
Geet: ufff.........dekh agar tujhe unke camp me rehna he toh shauk se reh.par abhi mujhe jaane de......
Ankita: par tu hi toh baar baar maan si ka naam let rehti he..humne kahan kuch kaha.........
Geet: main kahaan din bhar unka naam leti rehti hoon......woh toh woh muhe itna tang karte he toh isiliye........main..uff...aur ab plz haan....mujhe jaana he bye......
Neha: ek baat kahoon jo jiska naam baar baar koi leta he na toh iska matlab hota he ki woh insaan uss insaan ke dil ke bare kareeb hota he.............
Geet: kyaaa?...kya kaha tune..dekh ab tera bohot hua haan neha..........ek baat yaad rakhna aisa din kabhi nahin aayega ki woh khadus karela aur bandar ka perfect combo maan singh khurana mere dil ke kabhi bhi kareeb hoga..plz...........ab plz main jarahi hoon.....kal milte he..........chal......
Ankita whispers in Geet's ears.......
Ankita: haan geet.abhi ke liye tu chali jaa.par kal mujhe aur neha ko party me kya kya hua.uske poore inside story chahiye.............samjhi..............??
Geet: ankita..........pyari ankita....bhaag yahan se varna abhi teri left right parade karvaungi.....jaa yahan se....
Geet leaves on her scooty lil irritated of wat they said...after geet leaves neha and ankita exchange high fives and laugh..........
Neha: aaj zaroor kuch hoga..........kal ka wait karna parega sab details janne ke liye.........
Neha and ankita plan to leave from dere.........they wait near d gate of the office for a taxi........
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On the odr hand maan who is wrapping thngs fast and unwinds d day's work...he slghtly thnks abt geet..........
Maan: maan...jaldi kar.......abhi toh 6 bajne ko he.........geet zaroor parking lot ke taraf chali gayi hogi...........aur abhi tak toh use apni dhanno bhi milagyi hogi..........aur ussi se baatein karne me laggayi hogi..............main jaldi neeche jaata hoon................
Maan is abt to walk frm dere wen he remmebers........and says
Maan: yeh main kya karraha hoon.......??....main geet ko milne ke liye rajdhani express ke speed se kyun bhagraha hoon.uff.mera dimag sach me kharap hogaya he..........normal speed me jaa maan...normal speed..........
Maan walkd down to the parking lot..........he cums there nd finds geet actually..........he looks around frantically.......unable to see geet........he notices neha and ankita standing dere......Maan goes behind neha and then taps on her shoulder to ask for geet actually..........
Maan: excuse me..excuse me......
Neha without looking...........says.....
Neha: arey bhai kaun he yaar...........
she turns bk and to her horror sees maan standing dere............
Neha: mmmmmmmmmm.....maaaaan sir aap...??????
Maan: haan...main...........
Ankita: gud eveng sir..........
Neha: gud eveng sir............
Neha again keeps staring at maan........
Maan: woh mujhe poochna tha ki.......
he notices neha staring at him.........
Maan: ms.neha.......ms..neha..aap mujhe sunrahi he...??
Ankita hits her wid her elbow and says........
Ankita: neha........neha...........
Neha: haan...haan sir.ji kya hua sir.......??
Maan: woh mujhe poochna tha ki tum dono geet ke best frnd ho na...??
Neha:(in her mind)...........oh achcha toh yeh geet ke bare me poochne aaye the.......yeh bhi din raat geet ka naam lete rehte he...geet se baat karne cabin me aaye aur ab geet ke bare me humse pocchrahe he.wah......aag dono taraf barabar se lagi hui he......hmmmmmmmmmm......dekha geet maine kaha tha ki kuch toh hai.........ab mujhe hi kuch karna parega....
Ankita: ji sir...hum geet ke best frnds he colg se..........uske saath colg ke tym se he.........
Maan: oh good....par kya tumhe pata hai ki geet kahan he?
Neha: sir woh toh ghar chali gayi...kyun aapko kuch kaam tha kya?
Maan: haan...mmmera matlab he ki usse mere saath party me jaana he na toh uske bare me hi kuch poochna tha........
Neha: oh achcha........theek he sir.agar aap chahe toh main geet ko aapka msg dedungi.........
Maan: nahin..koi zaroorat nahin he............
Neha: theek he........ok..........
Maan: agar tumhe msg dena hi he toh usse please bata dena ki tym pe taiyyar hojane ke liye.........
Neha: sir agar itni zaroorai baat he toh main aapko uska cell number de deti hoon......aap use phone karlijiye aur baat karlijiye..........doon??
Maan: nahin mujhe uski number ki zaroorat nahin he....
Neha: theek he mat lijiye........
Maan: arey nahin aisi baat nahin he agar tum chahti ho toh mujhe uska number de do..waise bhi main jab use lene jaunga toh usse pata kaise chalega ki main pohochgaya hoon.......aur waise bhi woh meri personal assisstant he na toh mere paas uska number toh hona chahiye......
Neha: (in her mind)..........hmmmmmm kitne utawle horahe he..ab aayega mazaa.
sir yeh lijiye uska number.........
Neha gves d number...........maan tkes d number and gves a slight smile.........he tkes d number...tells thanx to her and leaves from dere..........
Ankita: arey yeh tune kya kiya?......geet ka cell number unhe dediya..... sir ko......??ab geet ko pata chala toh dharti aasman ek kardegi.........
Neha: uff..buddhu tu nahin samjhegi...ladko ko mujhse zyada aur koi nahin janta..........ladki ka number mila nahin ki shuru hojate std booth ke jaise phone karne....yeh bhi karenge geet ko phone woh bhi ghar pohochte hi.......dekhna
Ankita: dnt tell me ki tu unn dono ka kuch?
Neha: nahin yaar aisi baat nahin..main toh bas itna dekhna chahti hoon ki aakhir inn dono ke beech kuch bansakta hai kabhi ...just testing yaar.......experiment successful hua toh aage barhayenge.........samjhi........bas aaj raat ka wait kar..kuch toh hoga........party me jo jarahihe humari geet darling...aur jahan geet wahan hungama toh hoga hi.tu bas dekhti jaa...kal subha dekhna geet jis speed se office aayegi na humein ussise pata chaljaega ki kya hua...........aur geet ke pet me koi baat nahin rehti he...sab bata degi.........mera kaam toh hogaya.....ab chal....ghar chalein he
Neha and ankita leave..........
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In geet's house.........geet reaches home...........
Geet: DM mere nahane ka paani taiyyar kardo plz...........mujhe kahin jaana he...
Antara cums dere........
Antara: kahan G?......date pe.......??
Geet: date pe?...aur main...?...aur woh bhi uss khadus khurana ke saath..........??...never.........
DM: uff kyun gaali deti rehti ajeeb kisam ki unhe........boss he tere....thoda toh lihaaz kar..........
Geet: kyunki woh he hi iss layak...pata he DM woh........
DM: bas isse pehle tu bolna shuru karde bata kahan jarahi he tu?...woh bhi itni raat me?
Geet: DM...party me...office ki party he...business party he koi.....mujhe jaldi jaana he kyunki maan sir theek 8.00 baje aajayenge aur agar me late hogayi toh woh yehi meri kabar khod denge.........
DM: uff......aisi baatein mat kar..........theek he tu ja...lekin hosake toh jaldi aajana ..............
Geet: kyun?
DM: Main aur antara Mata Ke Jagran me jarahehe.....pammi aunty ke ghar pe.........tu bhi chalti humare saath par tujhe toh bahar jaana he na.........??...hum ek din unke ghar ruk ke hi aayenge isilye....bohot din baad jarahe he na........aur haan ghar ki chabi lekar rakhna apne paas......
Geet: oh.achcha theek he...aap fiqar mat karo ..main ghar ka poora dhyan rakhungi aur apna bhi........arey DM mere jitne bhi white kapde he saare bahar nikaldo..........
Antara: kyun G?...party me jarahi ho..matam me nahin..............white hi kyun......??
Geet: sahi kaha tune..uss khadus khurana ke saath party me jaana kisi matam se kum thodei na he........
DM: uff ho...band kar geet.............aur bol kyun chahiye tujhe saare ke saare white kapde.......?
Geet: arey DM party ka them he white for girls..........toh isiliye.......
DM: oh achcha chal main nikal deti hoon...........
Geet goes wid DM to select her dress..........
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Geet is getting ready while on d odr hand maan reaches his room and sits on his bed........sees the number of geet in his phone.....he says to himself...
Maan: kya mujhe geet ko phone karna chahiye..........????...agar bhadak gayi toh...toh party me sabke saamne meri dhulayi kardegi.nahin nahin main usse phone nahin karunga..........(aftr a pause).........arey kyun nahin karsakta usse phone ...........boss hoon me uska ...phone toh main karsakta hoon mujhe darne ki koi zaroorat nahin he...mujhe usse kaam hosakta he.........kuch bolegi toh mujhe usse chup karna aata hai......chal maan.phone kar.........lekin main usse phone karke kahoon kya?...haan usse kahunga ki party ke liye jaldi taiyyar hojana..nahin nahin yeh to main bohot baar usse kehchuka hoon.........arey kuch bhi kehdunga...usse phone toh karoon.......
Geet on d odr hand in her house gets dressed up in frnt of the mirror...........her phone rings.....
Geet: uff ho..kaun he...taiyyar bhi nahin hone dete.........(she picks up the phone)............hello...
Maan hearing geet's voice cuts d phone..........
Maan: nahin nahin mujhse nahin hoga........kaise nahin hoga maan...tu maan singh khurna he...tu kabse darne laga.........tu yeh karsakta he.........
He calls again........geet's phone rings again...........
Geet: hello.............
Maan on hearing geet's voice again disconnects d line again............
Geet: baat nahin karni toh phone kyun karte he...agli baar phone kiya toh geet bakshi ki bhasha me usse samjahungi.....
Maan on keeping d phone hits his head hard...........and says.........
Maan: gadha...ullu da pattha......kuch nahin hoga tujhse...kabhi kabhi geet tere bare me sahi kehti he..........ek ladki ko phone karke baat nahin karsakta..tu toh aise ghabrahahe jaise ki jung ladne jarrahahe...aur main geet se kyun darraha hoon.woh he kaun.....sherni.......huhh...agar woh sherni he toh main sava sher..........c'mon maan call her...aur baat kar...........he calls again........geet's phone rings.......she gets highly irritated ...she sees d number and fumes into anger........
Geet: arey yeh toh wahi number he jo baar baar mujhe blank calls deraha he.....ruk beta........ab teri kaise band bajati he geet bakshi tu zindagi bhar phone chune se darega..........
Geet picks up d phone.........
Maan says: he...
geet dsnt let him complete........
Geet: oye dekh jo bhi tu he na....zara Bhagwan ko yaad karle kyunki tune na galat ladki ko phone kiya he chedne ke liye.........haan...geet bakshi ko blank calls dega...........himmat toh kum nahin teri...aise chapair marungi ki shakal pehchaan me nahin aayegi samjha.....??........achcha hua tu mere saamne nahin he varna main na teri apni 8 number jooti se pitai karti........bohot paisa he toh daan de de...aise blank calls deke waste mat kar....... ullu de patthe.....aur haan dobara agar phone kiya toh Babaji ki kasam tujhe ulta latkake aisa ghumaungi ki zindagi bhar phone karne ke layak nahin rahega..........ab phone rakh varna tujhe Mumbai ke samundar me visarjit kardungi........besharam kahin ka..........
Geet disconnects d line...all dis while maan makes horrifying and scary expressions......he gets slghly angry too.......he says.......
Maan: arey baap re..........geet ne sach me band bajaa di........yeh ladki he yah atom bomb.....sach me jwalamukhi he.phat gayi toh saamne wala gaya kaam se..........bechara pata nahin jo usse blank calls deta hoga uska yeh sach me yehi haal karti he.jooti se pitai.........par me kyun darraha hoon....boss hoon uska.....main use koi blank calls nahin derahatha.........usse sabak sikhane ka ek hi tarika he........jab use pata chalega ki mera phone he toh saari galiyaan aapne aap bahar chali jaegi........
Maan gves her a call again aftr gaining a lil courage.......
Geet: huhh.itna dat khake bhi nahin sudhra........vapas phone karraha he.........ab tu toh gaya.......hello...........dekh tu jo koi bhi he tu.........
Maan: geet........(maan shouts)
Geet: huhhhhhh..isse mera naam bhi pata hai............lagta hai bohot dino se follow karraha he.........oye tu kaun he....dekh tu.........
Maan: geet......geet(maan shouts again).........
Geet: arey yeh chillane ki awaaz kuch jaani pehchaani se lagrahi he............yeh toh maan sir jaise...........nahin nahin maan sir kaise.unke paas toh mera number nahin he...aur woh itne bhi battameez nahin he ki blank calls deke pareshan karenge.........woh mujhe kisi aur tarike pareshan karte rehte he lekin aise nahin....yeh koi lafanga hai........isse abhi theek karti hoon......
Maan: hello...hello,...geet..........
Geet: dekh..bohot hua tera ...tu he kaun jo mujhe aise pareshan karraha he ............haan.....tujhe 3rd degree torture ki maar nahin dilvayi toh mera naam geet bakshi nahin...........
MAAN: GEET...SHUT UP.........MAIN MAAN BOLRAHA HOON...........MAAN SINGH KHURANA.....
Geet: dekh maan sir ka naam lekar mujhe bevaquf banae ki koshish mat kar...tujhe toh me.........
Maan: geet........MAIN SACH ME MAAN HI BOLRAHA HOON.TUMHARA BOSS...........
Geet's eys widen wid shock..she cnt actually believe its maan who has called her.......
Geet: sssssssiiiirrrrrr..........aaaaappppp....sach me aap hi he ........??
Maan: geet........main hi hoon..........ab kitni baar kahoon me...kya ab main phone se bahar nikalke dikhaun.......tum kabhi nahin sudhrogi...phone pe koi aisa kehta hai............
Geet: haaannnnn..arey haan yeh toh 100% maan sir he yaar............aise zor se geet yehi toh bolte he.......margayi geet.ab unko ek aur mauka milgaya mujhpe chillane ka........kyun karti he aisa....ab yeh mujhe kachcha chaba jayenge...
Maan: geet...geet...tum mujhe sunrahi ho.......
Geet:haan...haan sir.........sunrahi hoon...boliye........
Maan: kya boloon main...bolne ka sara quota toh tumne hi poora karliya....aur kuch bolna he to woh bhi boldo........apni mann ki shanti ke liye...nikallo apni mann ki bhadas.
Geet: arey sir main kya karti mujhe laga koi mujhe blank calls deraraha tha..........toh isiliye me...
she suddenly realises dat it ws d same number who ws gvng her blank calls....she gets angry........
Geet: ek minute sir......phone toh aap hi karrahe isi number se....toh wo h aap hi the jo mujhe tabse blank calls derahe the........toh aapko mujhe nahin...datna mujhe aapko chahiye,.........aapko sharam nahin aati he sir mujhe blank calls dete hue.........waise toh office me din bhar baat karte rehte he aur ab baat karne me itni taqleif horahi thi............mujhe laga aap shariff he...aisi harkate aap kabhi nahin karsakte he........lekin nahin mujhe aapke iraado pe pehle se hi shak tha ...ab toh yakeen hogaya he...ki aapki neeyat kuch theek nahin he sir..........pata nahin aap kya samajhte he apne aap ko........??.......kahin ke baadshah.........?...aur yeh bataiyye mera number aapko kahan se mila..........??
Maan: uff ho geet.........main tumhe blank calls nahin deraha tha.....mujhe duniya me aur kaam he.........woh toh awaaz theek se nahin aarahi thi iss taraf isiliye............aur jab aarahi thi toh jo tumne sunaya blank caller samajhkar woh toh lajawab tha.............aur mujhe tumhara number neha ne diya tha kyunki maine usse manga tha kyunki mujhe tumse kaam he.........
Geet: huhh...neha ki bachchi...main tujhe kal office me dekhti hoon............aur yeh...inhe office ke baad bhi kaam soojhta he....chain se jeene bhi nahin dete.......boliye sir...aapko kya kehna tha........??
Maan: woh geet mujhe kehna tha...kya kehna tha.............
Geet: woh toh aapko hi behtar pata hoga na...
Maan: haan.......woh tum na tym pe taiyyar hojana.main do ghante me tumhe lene aaraha hoon.late mat hona plzz
Geet: uff...kitni baar yaad dilayenge aap sir........mujhe yaad he.mujhe koi ghajini wali bimari nahin hui he jo main bhuljaungi aur aap baar baar mujhe yaad dilaye.mujhe pata he...main taiyyar horahi thi ki aapne mera tym waste kardiya.......
Maan: haan haan...theek he theek. he.....bye geet
Geet: bye..........
Geet slams d phone....maan heaves a heavy sigh of relief.........
Maan: sach me geet se baat karna kisi jung se kum nahin he..........Bhagwan usse bachaye jo usse future main blank calls dega..........
Maan luks at d tym and rushes to get ready.................he chooses a dashing black suit for himself.........on d odr hand geet decides to wear a nyc pretty white chiffon sari..................they both start geting ready.........for the party.........:-)
Edited by swthrtdevisha - 14 years ago
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