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CRAP- 2

I remember, I remember, I remember…..

Oops, I don't remember the formulae of magnetic field at the center of a circular current carrying loop. But I remember that I was talking about Author's Association of IF. Almost all of you write fictions, except me I do BS. We get pissed off when the readers don't comment, Right? If you don't get, then take a bow. You must be made the Parliament's Speaker. It's natural to get pissed off since we are human, oh wait am I? Let's remove the authors of emotional fictions from here; I am not talking about them since they torture us by giving tortures on over beloved fictional characters in their story, so we have right to torture them by not commenting. But we get emotional, like we call creatives of the television show to get the much needed happy (means our favourite couple together), also we comment on their fictions thinking and hoping that they would get the story back to a plain and simple road instead of bumpy roads. Please, I am not telling you not to comment there, okay? Otherwise, all of them will beat me. They will hack my account, will get me banned forever.

Rest of the writers write for the fun of the readers. A reader reads the story, smiles, laughs, jumps and does all other insane activities. But what does the author get? He gets a long bill from the internet service provider, from electricity board though the parents pay for these. What he need is you comments. Believe me, the author doesn't laugh while reading his story, not even a smile. It's your comment which he reads, smiles for the whole day like a mental psycho. So please, please do comment, since we don't get money for writing. Okay?

I just read the rules of this forum, it's not allowed to post 'update soon' comment by the readers. I love that type of comments, don't know about others. It's really fun to make you guys desperate.

Oh my god, that was a super serious paragraph. Now, I hate myself for writing this. I didn't even write C-R-A-P for a single time, except the heading.

*Beera ked us maathey, Beera ke sau naam…Chhede jo beera ko, dhama dham dham dham* *chup kar saale* *koi bandh karao isko yaar*

Those are the background effects when I sing Beera Beera..

And in last crap, ARR meant for A R Rahman, not Armaan-Riddhima-Rahul, okay?

And I am working on the story, please have patience.

Oh wait,

The reply from the BCCI was, 'We already have lame animals like Sharad Pawar, Niranjan Shah and Rajeev Shukla. But we don't want any lame person to be made IPL chairman this time. We are not saying that Chirayu Ameen is not a lame animal; the good thing about him is that no one knows he is lame. That's why he is in, better luck next time. We need people like you.'

Will comment on the comments later on, college calling me. 🤢

Originally posted by: kweetrockstar

God
can you please spend some more of your time writing that particular crap,
til then, i'll ask all your tweets to stay offline for as long as possible,
i mean, i never realized when did the oxford dictionary interchange the meanings of the word 'crap' and 'cool'
i guess i need to watch more of news,

coming to ur crap, which by the way was stupendously cool according to me,
it was awesome,
thanx
after a stupid and idioticly tiring day,
i felt ur part was what lifted my spirits,
highly refreshing for our sense of humour,
ur crap was rocking
thanx
anyways,
i really look forward to more of such crap in ur parts
or even without them

thanks for the pm

Originally posted by: ksg_sonia

all i can say is LMAO

u have a whacko brain, uhhh i mean a GOOD whacko

lol

i mean it is supposedly a SERIOUS note from u but i just ended up laughing lyk a maniac

dude keep crapping coz ur crap rocks and i wud luv to read more crappy crap from u, coz frankly this crap ws another brilliant piece from ur crappy land

hahahahaha
thanx

now hows that crappy sentence for a crap lover? em a crap lover too thts why i love the crappy crap u ryt, and i mean it, keep riting such crappilicious crap coz its really entertaining

cheers

sonia

Originally posted by: lil_desi_goddes

that was really funny! well done! i loved the part about sending an email to BCCI to make you chairman!

Originally posted by: coolvini4u

'Thonk de killi' from Raavan... 'Kela who khaate hai, humko phenke chhilka chhilka'...

lol... wat sort of lyrics r these.. 😆😆.. Wat wrong with lyricists???

wait, i love that type of lyrics

...Got to listen to it..
Btw,wat connection does these type of songs has with being ARR fan???
AR Rahman fan, okay?
Crying donkey aka Himesh Reshamiya.. 🤣..

Btw,BCCI joke was hilarious.. 😆..
I hope all your frnds remain offline on twitter .. m luving your Crap.. From this i remember, if I have forgotten the meaning of Crap !! 😕..

I will pray for you so dat you get edible "Mess ka khana" .... 😆😆
plz plz plz do that evryday🤢🤢
Do continue writing crap.. it acts like a breath of fresh air... U see, dere's lot of pollution now-a-days na... !!

Luv
Vini

Originally posted by: arzu-k

omg hillarious yaar bcci ,himesh ,mess ka khana awesum waiting for crap ha ha &update was gr8 except that lizard part sorry for small comment (net prblm)

Originally posted by: Sani_Rani

bhai nah mere rascal bhai(🤣waise i don't mind callin u ganster wala bhai as well😆 vo kya haina mera ek bhi ganster bhai nahi man. MAN NOW I WANT ONE. i don't care ab to aap mere ganster vale bhai.
kya bure din aa gaye hain, gangaster bana diya jaata hai iss zaalim duniya mein 🤢

and phir aap bhi keh sakte hai "swarnabh bhai na intezaar to 11 colleges ke seniors bhi kar rahe hai, par swarnabh no pakar na mushkil hi nahi namoomkin hai"🤣 kk bhai now before u shoot me for ma irrelevant ramblings, i'll be back to main topic. par yaar main topic kya tha?😆 kk bhai joke tha, i memba i had to comment on ur master piece. actually even in ur "crap" u were blabbering (but i loved it) to mera bhi haq banta hai thori rambling karne ka.

ab sacchi mein back to topic- bhai every punch of urs made me laugh. i mean u have got and awesome sense of humour and bhai ur ff made me love physics even more. even i am a science freak. and ur punches of himesh reshamiya and lame animal made me laugh so much that i fell off ma chair😆 gosh ma stomach is hurting now. gosh bhai i love ur ff yaar. am proud of u bhai. lolzzz keep up ur good work.
thanks thanks😊

love

ur annoyin sis saniya(man did i even tell u ma name yet?😆) i knew

Originally posted by: Tahmina96

lol wat i love most about ur ffs is the witty humour. entertaining and funny part. ur crap was gd crap haha

thanks

tnx for the pm

Tahmina😉