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Originally posted by: coolvini4u

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Swasmit ...!!u never get tried of making fun of Himesh isnt it ?
Use ending me sorry bhi itni achi tarah bola h ki bechara accept kar hi lega .......😆😆

"who else can dare to carry off pig's hair on the head so effortlessly?" ....wat a comparison.. !! 🤣

N lol...u insulted a donkey by comparing Himesh with the poor soul............. 🤣
Btw, do u think after so called movies which were nothing more than remakes of copied scripts , anyone wud dare to enter theaters ...🤢🤣 I will go, i need a good laughter therapy for 3 hrs.

Man, i missed your craps so much.. . hope ur lappy got discharged from the hospital and is doing fine ... 😆😆... Please update soon ... though i know u r a lazy being............🤣 Yeah, i am. And i am proud of it. 😛

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Vini

P.S : I wish himesh's fan avoid this topic for their well being......🤣..its nt good for their crying heart....... 😆

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Originally posted by: Sani_Rani

🤣 bhai firstly welcome back and trust me u came back wid a bang.

kya scrap likha hai oh god, u made ma day bhai😆

phir man ur comparssion to plzzz koi mera muh na khulwaye😆

every bloody line made me laugh. damn hilarious update. ab to lagta hai aapko iss word ki bhi aadat ho gayi hogi nahi😆

Sorry PETA, that I insulted donkeys. Sorry.
that line was like jus final stroke and fell off ma chair laughing🤣 U okay???

ur too good bhai. love u and ur scraps/ffs. aapto mere hi bhai hai updates karne mein. even i take my sweet time when it comes to updating🤣 par plzzzzz zara hum jaise readers ke liye bhi socho and JALDI UPDATE KARO😡😆 Usme toh abhi bahut time lagega

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sexy churel

sani

Originally posted by: Riddss

heyyy dear,
nice one
thanks for PM.


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Fully Cricket-Crap. I don't know if most of you know the players. But here I am,


Indian bowling is as bad as Bangladesh's batting.

The very inclusion of Ashish Nehra affirms that. Sehwag taking 4 wickets re-affirms that. this is bad. Indian bowling is going through a real bad patch .. a patch similar to the one we can see on Sehwag's head. Aaah.

And then there's the obese Zaheer khan, the spear-head or perhaps the spear-ass of Indian bowling attack. He bowls juicy full toss balls in the name of yorkers. In fact, the last time he was associated to a proper yorker was almost 4 years back when he was at the receiving end of one such delivery whilst batting.

But I'm glad there's no Vinay Kumar. He's another special specie. He's a combination of Atul Wassan and Venkatesh prasad. He bowls at a speed that can make a snail proud. So much so that, when he bowls, it seems like the distance between him and the batsman IS in terms of 'light years'.

And why is there no Ishant Sharma? Of course he's not a good bowler. But seeing him run with long hair, and a scary smile - brandishing his distorted set of teeth - is a sight that can make any batsman literally pee their wicket out. Aaah, poor selection.

Anyway, that's about the Indian bowling ... as bad as ever. nothing new. the only way India can win this cup is if other teams decide to hand over matches out of pity, just like what Bangladesh did yesterday.

What to write about Pakistani Team, normally we have winter and summer seasons. Pak team has a Ban season and a Rehab season. Akhtar, I missed that man. He comes in the first over, struggles for line and length for 3-4 overs, gets injury in the 5th over and enjoys coffee for the rest of the match in the dressing room. But he was looking good, like a bewda, and bowling was good too.


Oops, I forgot about our very own Ravindra Jadeja. His best inning is the one in which he doesn't bat.

Peace Out.
I love my Indian Team, and don't have anything against Pakistani Team.

heyyy dear,
nice part
thanks for PM.
continue soon


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Riddss