Engine Jaanwars!! An AR FF||Back In Action..soon|| - Page 10

Originally posted by: lil_desi_goddes

heheh!! gosh your writing gives me laughing fits! your writing is simply amazing!

Originally posted by: coolvini4u

Hey Swasmit,

Dat was nice..

plz cnt the story soon..
thanx 4 d pm..

Luv
Vini

Originally posted by: Riddss

heyyy dear,
nice one

thanks for PM.


love
Riddss

Originally posted by: Sani_Rani

dear mere gangsta,

bhai firstly 🤣 🤣. kk i was laughing like maniac throughout reading ur brilliant CRAP.
oh i thought that was a serious paragraph 😕

i still don't get it why u call it crap. bhai get ur screws right, cuz this was so not a 'CRAP' piece, it was brilliantlly marvelous (if i spell somefing wrong, don't get me hanged cuz sani is anpar 😆) and bhai the best bit was beera beera song🤣
listen to it, u'll love it.
gosh i still can't get over it. bhai bura mat maanna par i would have celotapped ur big gob agar aise gaane gate mere saamne😆

yeh lo...... beera ke dus maathey beera ke sau naam...ab batao kya kar logi 😉
i think am surely hanged by ma gangsta 2day. bhai there wasn't a single line where i din't laugh like dogs. man ur ff is keep making me fall of ma bloody chair cuz of immense laughing.😆 keep up ur good work.

thanks 😊

P.S- why r u kanjoos when giving replies to comments?😆
u know why

love

sani

CRAP-3

Shoaib Mallik-Sania Mirza, married,

Shoaib Akhtar-Diya Mirza, rumours about having an affair.

It seems like having a fling with people across the border is the IN thing nowadays.
And so I feel outdated, backward and unenlightened. Damn! I need to get myself a punk babe from across the border.

Damn, all these shoaibs-mirzas. Hey. Other mirzas-shoaibs, don't take it by heart.

Beera ke dus maathey, beera ke sau naam..

The African-tribal music used in the song really does the trick ... it's so addictive. Also I've been pulling off some tribal dance steps... some *huga lala huga huga* kinda steps... Something that will surely make the zulu tribe very very proud.

Needless to say, this song has brought out the 'beera', or you can say the 'mowgli' in me !

"Volume kam kar, papa jaag jayega" is pass....

"Volume FULL kar, beera jaag jayega" is IN...

With the end IPL... I feel sad. No more of those brain-harming sessions of extraa innings, no more lascivious camera shots of the sultry cheerleaders, no more dumb conversations with celebrities, time ... aahh .. This indeed is sad. But that's life, right?

I talked to Lalit Modi, he said he will be back soon. He also said "I am Lalit Modi, I am mad. .. I consume two bottles of musli power .. the ones that are endorsed by our jaanu Jackie Chunni Shroff."

Now, speaking of the anchors ... I always thought how it would be possible to substitute one bad anchor, Mandira Beedi, with two bad anchors ... Sameer Kachraa and Angad Beedi. But they did prove me wrong. They did very well to fill in the gaping hole caused due to the removal of Beedi ma'am. They were highly irritating, to say the least. And Sameer was loyal to his name, as he easily made a 'kachraa' of the entire show. Cheers.

And finally, I have one question to ask... A question that keeps hitting me like a bullet every time I watched a match....does anyone even buy 'karbonn' mobiles and which insane creature will steal Dhoni's Maxx Mobiles?? And who is this Vidya, who keeps calling Sehwag and Gambhir, doesnt she know, Viru is already married?

This is the last crap till I post the next part of the story, enjoy, and comment

Originally posted by: Sani_Rani

NANIIIIII gangsta bhai u can't do this to ur churel oh i mean sexy churel😆 arey why won't u post any more craps, pata hai school se mein bichari bhartiya naari thaki haari aati hoon aur aapke scraps parte he mein dukhi aatma se paagal aatma ban jaati hoon and bhai guess guess -I WAS LAUGHING LIKE A DOG FOR WHOLE BLOODY 10 MINS. yaar mein kaise hi chup hui hu yeh sirf meri behne jaane cuz they were trying to control their jungli jaanwar se bhi battar sis -ME😆 and trust me when i start to laugh, they seriously needs to celotape ma gob cuz i don't stop and ab aap agar update nahi karoge to mere ghar ki celotape kaise barbaad hogi.😆

comming to the part, i guess mere physic freak ne ab tak guess kar liya hoga ki IT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS. yaar ma tummy is still hurtin.hahaha. acha craps nahi to engine jaanwar hi jaldi se update kardo mere rascal bhaiya. hehe. pleashhhhh jaldiiiii update warna sexy churel ke paas morcha dukaan unemplyed hi baithi hai, trust me they'll destroy the pages of ur ff by threating messeges.

"update karo warna i have booked a bed in hospital for u"🤣 lol that wat they gave me 😆. byeeeeee

love

sani