Rahul & Muskaan waking by the road eating ice cream....
M- Phittey mooh..kya hamesha chocolate pe atka hai..kabhi kuch naya bhot oh try kar na....
R(smiles)- Mera mooh...mere paise...Meri choice....tu apn tang kyun beech me aada rahi hai????
Suddenly Muskaan bumps into a boy & they fall....
M- oye..aankhe hai ki button???? Dikahi nahi deta????(rubbing her elbow)'
Boy- Excuse me??? Main toh dekhke chal raha tha par aap hi,......
M- main??? Main kya???
Boy- AApka dhyan nahi tha....
M- Yahan naye aaye ho???
boy - Aapko kaise pata???
M- kyunki yahan ke hote toh mere saath yu bataamizzi se baat nahi karte...Tum jaante ho mere papaji kaun hai??????
Boy- NAhi....
M(laughs like gabbar singh)- Tabhi toh...tabhi toh tum mujhse itni behes kar rahe ho.....Ek toh mera icecraem gira diya aur uparse jubaan ladaa rahe ho???
Boy(somewhat afraid)- I am sorry....
M- Sorry ke baache??? Yeh icecream kya free me milti hai???Iske paise kaun dega saale kauve....
Boy- Jee???
M- Ab aandhe hone ke saath deaf bhi ho kya??? Maine pucha iss icecraem ke paiose kaun tere poote denge?????
RAhul was enjoying this....Actually this was routine..Muskaan would catch some1 & irritate him to death...& this was bacra no 1...Bt this boy was helplessly giving money to Muskaan..Rahul decided to interfere...
R- Oye Banadariya..galti toh teri hai..toh yeh bechara paise kyun dega???
M- Loo aagaya becharon ka masihaa.....Oye piddey..teri problrm kya hai8...tu apni tang biich me mat aada..yeh mera mammla hai..aur waise tu mere side me hai ya iske???
Rahul comes near Muskaan puts his arm around her shoulder & smiles
R- Ofcourse Muskii dear..main uss ladke ke side me hu....heheheheheheh
M- Saale kamine..kutte.....teri toh----
Muskaan runs behind rahul,.....Muskii pushes rahul & he falls ....he then pulls Muskaan & she falls on him...both lying on the road carelessly...busy staring at each other...excuse me??? Staring?????
RM eye lock.......
R- Muskii uth na dard ho raha hai....
M- O sorry...Dikha toh..(concerned voice) maine pehle hi kaha tha...dikah toh kahan chot lagi hai???
R- Ouch..kya kar rahi hai??? Aur tune kya kaha tha???
M- rahul chot lagi hai phir bhi natak kar raha hai??? Chal ghar chal.....thoda khun aaraha hai....
R(melodramatically)- NAhi.............................................wasie muskaan mera blood grp B positive hai.jarurat pade toh......agar mujhe kuch ho jaye toh mere ma-bauji ka khayal rakhna.....
M- Veryy funny.......................
She makes him stand..he had hurt his elbow while falling on ground he hit a stone......
At Muskaan's place:
RM come hone walking silently(for a change)
Muskaan's parents were shocked....
M.D(muskaan's dad)- Aree puttarji tussi aagaye??? Phir bhi ghar me itni shnati kaise????
M.M- Chaadaaji yeh toofan ke pehle ali shanti hai.....
m- Mummyji tussi bhi na....kuch nahi woh iss piddey ko thodi chot lagi hai....
M.M- haii Arbba..dikhao toh puutar...kinni chot aayi hai .......
M- Mummyji..itni vaadi chot nahi hai....
M.M- tu chup kar..jarur tu ne hi kuch kiya hoga....Rahul puttar tu Muskaan ke kamre me ja..main tere liye haldiwala dudh lekar aati hu....Muskaan..jaa jake usske chot pe malam laga....
Muskaan rolls her eyes....
M- papaji...r u sure ki yeh mere hi mum hai???
Rahul laughs......
M- itna hans mat sanjha......chal teri chot mujhe malamm lagana hai(melodramatically)
Muskaan room:
Muskaan is aaplying dettol on his elbow & Rahul has his eyes closed tightly to avoid pain....
M- Rahul??? Kya bachon jaisa kar raha hai/?? chup chaap haath de warna...
R- Muskaan....Aise baat karte hai mariz se?? No concern???
M- Mariz??? Phittey mooh...yeh tiniminin si chot hai...aay vaada mariz baane.....
R- Kyun??? Auntyji toh keh rahi thi ki kiinii saari chot aayi hai....
M- chup kar khotey... Waise bhi mummyji ko tere liye jyada hi pyyaar aata hai...
R- Kyun??? Jealous???
M- Jealous??? Meri jhooti.....
R- Dekh Muskaan teri mummyji bhi tujhse jyada mujhse pyaar karti hai..kiinii jungli hai tu....
M- Saale ..main ju8ngli tu kamina tu.....tu....
R- Oye...tune kabhi pana mooh sabuun se dhoya nahi kya?? Kinni galiyaan deti hai??
M- Kyun tujhe complex ho raha hai???
R=- Very funny....
She presses the detool hard over his wound he shouts OUCh......
R- Jungli....(runs behind her)
she runs downstairs...
M- Mian jungli??? Tu ullu ka paatha...gadha..monkey....
They keep running in & around the house throwing everything they could see.....
M.D- Tussi ek sahi keh rahe the Muskaan di maa...yeh toofan se pehle wali shanti thi.....
Both laugh.....
Precap: Muskaan ko dekhne ladkewale.......
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Edited by Love_RM_MAYUR - 15 years ago
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