Naina: π yeh kya? Mera or tera kamra alag hai?
Neelu: Yeh sirf aaj raat ke liye hai, sab ko ek saat daal rahe hai. ab dekh hum dono ke kamro me jage nahi hai or koi co operate bhi karne ke liye tayaar nahi to we will have to wait till tomorrow. Ab chal.
Naina and Neelu walked off to the lifts and reached the 5th floor. Neelu and some others got out. Naina's room was on the top floor. She was not pleased that she was so far away from her friends but she thought it was only for the night.
When she opened the door she was surprised to find herself alone. Another thing she found amazing was that she had been given the honeymoon suite. It felt just like home. she was glad π about it. Without wasting anymore time she dropped her purse on the bed, quickly got out of her clothes and slipped under the shower. Oh she felt so much better.
Ten minutes later...a man entered the room, really worn out. He dropped on the bed and closed his eyes π₯±. then as he moved his right hand he got hold of a blue stole. He smelled it. The smell was definitely familiar. Yep he knew it was 'her'.
Naina stepped out of the shower wrapped around in a towel and just walked out of the bathroom, without looking behind. Then when she got to the mirror she got shocked.
Naina: π² Aah! Tum? yaha kya karahe ho? yaha bhi aagaye mere peeche? π
Rajveer: (mesmerized by her wet locks and seeing her only in a towel) Yeh husn tera jo dekhe, wo Taj mahal bhool jayeh
Are teree jaawani pe to Mumtaz bhi haar jaaye
Naina immediately became conscious π³ and realised her towel was slipping. she quickly searched for her bag, but she realised she left it with Neelu.
Rajveer kept coming forward towards her whilst taking off his jacket. She became tensed and began walking backwards until she leaned against the wall. He came closer and closer.
Rajveer: Yu hee bazaar me mat lutaoh apna yeh husn
sab jhal ke raakh hojaenge
Zaara towel ko jagese khisikne mat dena
warna budhe bhi jawaanee kee dua maangenge. (he covered her with his jacket).
she was displeased with his funny comment so she threw the jacket away and confronted him to get answers.
Naina: π‘ Tum yaha kya karahe ho?
Rajveer: Are wah! ek to tumharee izzat kee hifazat karaha hu or mujhpar hee baras rahee ho?
Naina: π‘ Get out!
Rajveer: π excuse me?
Naina: Mene kaha mere kamre se bahar niklo
Rajveer: Tumhara kamra? π² For your kind of information π madam, yeh mera bhi kamra hai
Naina: π² What?
Rajveer: Yes. Kamro kee kami kee wajese mujhe yeh kamra diya gaya hai. ab me to yahi rahoonga. Tumhe jaana hai so you're most welcome π (he dropped himself on the bed again)
Naina: π me yaha pehle aayee thee to yeh mera kamra huwa. So tum jaohge, me nahi.
Rajveer: Ab mujhe to baree neend aarahee hai π₯± to me to kahi nahi jaane waala π
Naina: π‘ Apne aapko samjhte kya ho? Get up and go somewhere else.
Rajveer: Dekho tumhe itnee takleef horahee hai to tum jaasaktee ho.
Naina: Fine! (as she made her way towards the door it struck her that she was still in a towel. she returned back)
Rajveer was expecting her.
Naina: dekho, suno...hey you whatever your name is me bahar nahi jaasakti.
Rajveer: To jaane ko koun kehraha hai π or mera naam Rajveer hai
Naina: tumhaara naam jo bhi ho, mujhe kya Please bed pe se utho
Rajveer: π kyu?
Naina: Kyu ke mujhe sona hai
Rajveer: ha to so na
Naina: (shook ker head with disbelief π) Rajveer get off the bed. Me tumhare saat share nahi karne waalee.
Rajveer: I'm sure there's enough room for the both of us π on this king size bed. or wese bhi yeh honeymoon bed hai.
Now she lost it. she began pulling him out but she couldn't move an inch of his bulky self. She struggled whilst he laughed π. Then he pulled her on him and she landed on his chest. She stared at him and he stared at her.. The closeness sent a bolt of lightning through her entire body which increased her heart rate. Both of their bodies had intertwined and his shirt felt rough against her bare skin. Rajveer embraced and held her tight.
Naina: (came out of her trance) Let me go Rajveer.
Rajveer: nahi chorunga
Naina: π‘ I said leave me
Rajveer: π ha, ha, chora saktee ho to churalo apne aapko
Naina: (started beating his chest) choro mujhe π‘, mene kaha choro mujhe (she continued struggling until they both heard a noise of a bag thuding on the floor)
Neelu: OH MY GOD! π²
Naina: Ise pehle ke tu kuch bhi soche meree baat sun. π³ Yaha pe jo bhi tune dekha wo wesa nahi jo tu soch rahee hai π
Rajveer: π ab jhooth bolene se kya fida Naina? Ab hame sab ko batana hee chaheeye π
Naina:π‘Shut up Rajveer! or tumhe mera naam kese pata chala...whatever just stop it mazaak kee hadd hotee hai
Rajveer: Mazaak? iska matlab jo tum mere saat karahee thee wo mazaak tha?. Oh no (pretended to feel really bad)
Naina: π Dekh Neelu, yeh sab garbar yeh rooms ek hone kee wajese huwee hai.
Rajveer: (got up and took Naina in his arms) ab saaf, saaf kehdo na ke hamne jaan bujke yeh garbar kee hai π taake ek saat rehsake. Ab or sharmane ka koi fida nahi.
Neelu: π² Naina? tu yeh...
Naina: Neelu π‘ tu iskee bakwaas mat sun...
Rajveer: π Nahi Neelu tum iskee bakwaas mat suno. ek kaam karo... (looked at the suitcase) π Oh wow, dekho Naina sweety tumhara suitcase aagaya. Ab tumhe beena kapro ke sona nahi parega
Naina really wanted to kill him. She kept struggling to get out of his grip but his arm was too strong around her shoulder.
Neelu: π I need to leave
She began walking back to the door. Naina followed after successfully getting out of his arms. But Neelu just walked off. When Naina looked outside the door she became even more red with angerπ‘
Naina: Yeh kya hai Rajveer?
Rajveer: (looked at the do not disturb door note) Oh yeh π Oh ho sweetheart, agar me yeh nahi laga ta π to logo ko pata kese chalega ke hame disturb na kare.
Naina: (threw the note at him) π Oh just stop it! iska matlab hai ke yeh sab tumne plan kiya tha. Tumhare is mazaak ne najaane kya garbar karli hai.
Rajveer kept on laughing π€£
Naina: π² Meree yaha halat kharaab karke, chaati phaar ke haas rahe ho (she picked up cushions from the sofa and began attacking him. He continued laughing π€£ trying to save himself.)
Rajveer: are sambhalo, sambhalo towel gir raha hai π
she quickly looked down and attempted to put it tight but it already was secure.
Naina: π‘ You dog! You monkey! you...
Rajveer: Pehle gaalee yaad karlo, oske baad bolena π π€£
Naina just continued hitting him with the cushions
Ten minutes later Naina had changed...
Naina: π² Tum abhi tak uthe nahi?
Rajveer: Subhe hogayee kya?
Naina: Very funny π Mene kaha tha ke me bed pe so oongee
Rajveer: To mene kab mana kiya π
Naina: π³ Me bed pe akele so oongee
Rajveer: Kyu bhai? yeh kamra hum dono ka barabar hai to yaha pe sab kuch hum dono me barabar hai
Naina: π‘ Fine! Tumhe sona hai to so yaha. Me bahar jaarahee hu.
Rajveer: Okay, ba bye.
Naina walked out with a huff into the lounge. she couldn't believe this guy just barged into the room and now she couldn't leave and couldn't make the guy leave. He was part of the tour group she was with and from the beginning he had been nothing but annoying as he simply kept flirting with her.
Suddenly Naina got the call and she immediately ran to the bathroom door.
Naina: (knocking) Rajveer! Rajveer! jaldi karo
Rajveer: π Thande, thande paani se nahana chaheeye. Gaana aaye ya na aaye, gaana chaheeye
Naina: Rajveer please hurry up
Rajveer: Are Naina kya jacuzzi hai π, kya paani hai, kya bathroom hai. Wah!
Naina: π‘ I don't care about the bloody jacuzzi. Jaldi karo! mujhe jaana hai
Rajveer: Darwaza khula hai π tum aana chahtee ho to aasaktee ho
Naina: πGod you're just so disgusting π‘
Rajveer: (He just laughed π and continued singing) Thande thande paani se nahana chaheeye. Gaana aaye ya na aaye, gaana chaheeye.
Naina was very desperate. She just slipped out of the room, reached the lifts, went down to fifth floor and right into Neelu's room. After Neelu opened the door, without saying or explaining anything she ran to the bathroom.
Neelu sat holding her stomach becasue it had begun to hurt after all the laughter π€£ she couldn't control. Naina told her everything from last night till this morning.
Naina: π Yeh hasne kee baat nahi hai. Or tu bhi π‘ oskee baat itna aasaani se maan rahee thee
Neelu: Oh come on Naina be a sport. Osne itna mazaak kiya or tu itna bharak gayee. Me to kehtee hu ke tujhe bhi oske mazaak me thoree mirchi daalnee chaheeye thee π Maza aata
Naina: Mujhe wo sab nahi aata
Neelu: π Kya nahi aata. ab dekh tu oske saat ek hee kamre me rehne waali hai. To ab to tu bohat kuch karsaktee hai π
Naina gave her a disgusted look
Neelu: Aise kya dekh rahee hai? Why do you have to keep an one track mind? Dekh jese osne tujhe sataya hai na to ab tu bhi ose sata π Seedhe kamre me jaa or wahi kar jo wo chahta hai. Phir dekhte hai ke kya hota hai ππΌ
Naina: π² Paagal hogayee hai kya? Kya kehrahee hai mujhe karne ko?
Neelu: I'm not telling you to sleep with him (She saw a guilty look on Naina's face) Naina π don't tell me ke tune aisa kuch kiya hai
Naina: π³ Well it wasn't exactly in that manner per...
Neelu: π² Naina!
Naina: Me or Rajveer sirf ek bister pe soye the, on opposite sides away from each other.
Neelu: π‘ itnee important baat tune mujhse choopai?
Naina: aisa kuch huwa hee nahi. Itnee darr darr π ke soyee huwee hu me. Mene ose laakh baar kaha ke me bed pe akele so oongee π‘ lekin wo maana hee nahi. Majbooran mujhe waha pe sona para. Tu to jaantee hai na ke bed ke ilawa mujhe kahi or neend nahi aatee.
Neelu: Tu jitnee shareef dikhtee hai na, utnee hai nahi
Naina: Neelu....
Neelu: Chal jaane de. Ab tu wahi kar jo mene kaha π³
Naina: π Mujhse nahi hoga. Dekh ab tu mere saat upar rehne waali hai.
Neelu: π Na baba. Mujhe koi shoke nahi hai kebab me haddi banne ka. Pata nahi tum dono ke beech kounsa romance ka scene chalega π me to kitna uncomfortable hojaoongee
Naina: Bakwaas bankar π‘ Tu saat rahagee
Neelu: I said no. π³ Tu chahtee hai to tu yahape aaja, or me teree jage pe chalee jaatee hu
Naina: Acha, to yeh baat hai, tu apnee jage bana rahee hai
Neelu: ab kisee ko to yeh fida uthaana hai π Tujhe itna acha moka mila per tu hai ke ose istemaal hee nahi kartee. To mujhe to karne de. Meree to life banjaaehgee π
Naina: π‘ ummm koi zaroorat nahi. me in awaara larko ko khoob jaantee hu or sambhaal na bhi jaantee hu. tujhe waha jaane kee koi zaroorat nahi
Neelu: acha π to ab seene me aag jalrahee hai? Theek hai Rajveer sirf tera hai. Khush?π
Naina blushed βΊοΈ and began smacking her whilst she just laughed π
Receptionist: Excuse me Mrs. Dumdhere
Naina and Neelu kept on walking. The recptionist came over to them and obstructed her.
Receptionist: Excuse me Mrs. Dumdhere
Naina: π are you speaking with me?
Receptionist: π Ji aapko apna kamra kesa laga?
Naina: bohat hee acha hai (to herself) per kuch log ache nahi hai π
Receptionist: Aapke pati ne khaas aapke liye wo kamra liya hai.
Naina: π Pati?
Receptionist: Keh rahe the ke aap dono honeymoon ke liye aaye hai to you should have the best room
Naina: π² Honeymoon! (eyes popped out) Mujhe lagta hai aapko koi galat femee huwee hai
Receptionist: aapka naam Naina hai na?
Naina: ha
Receptionist: To phir me sahi hu. aapke pati, Mr. Dumdhere ne aapke liye yeh bouquet bheja hai or kaha hai ke wo aapka bahar pool cafe me intezaar karahe hai.
She left leaving a very confused Naina holding a rather beautiful bouquet. She found a note:
"I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. YEH TOHFA KABOOL KARKE SAAREE BAAT BHOOL KE EK NAYEE SHURUWAAT KARTE HAI"
Naina: Itna bara chakar chalaya hai osne π‘
Neelu: Kisne?
Naina: Wahi,.. MR DUMDHERE
Neelu: π Kya kehrahee hai tu. Mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aaraha
Naina: Lekin mujhe kuch kuch samajh me aaraha hai. Chal me tujhe samjhaatee hu.
Ten minutes later...
Neelu: Is Rajveer ko to maan na parega boss. π Kya khoob kahani banayee hai.
Naina: π‘ ek number ka chalu nikla wo. Abhi jaake do fatke lagatee hu π‘ ose. Oskee himmat kese huwee aisa behuda mazaak karne kee or wo bhi aisa behuda naam - DUMDHERE!
Neelu: To tujhe is baat kee narazgee nahi ke osne tujhe apnee biwi bana diya π lekin is baat pe hai ke osne aisa funny naam rakha
Naina: osne mera naam oske saat jora kese?
Neelu: Well aaj nahi to kal to jorne waala hai na π
Naina: Ha lekin is waqt...π³
Neelu: π Kya baat hai, iska matlab ke tu chahtee hai ke aisa ho?
Rajveer's wife.
Naina: Tu baat ko ghuma rahee hai π
Neelu: Dekh, first of all calm down. Oske baad dhyaan se meree baat sun.
Naina took in a deep breath then settled herself comfortably on the lobby sofas.
Neelu: Good π³ Ab Rajveer ne to apnee chaal chaldi. Wo chahta tha ke tu oske saat ek hee kamre me rahe or itnee majboori ho ke koi or raasta na ho. wo tere kareeb aana chahta hai to osne tujhe apnee biwi tak banadiya. Mujhe lagta hai ke he's gone too far π or ab tujhe ose maza chakhana chaheeye
Naina: Yahi to me kehrahee hu. Do teen pare gaina ose to akal theekaane aajehgee
Neelu: Bole diya? π Ab me kahoo?
Naina frowned π
Neelu: Agar tu aisa karegee to wo or bhi shaitaani karega π ose sabak sikhana hai to oske andaaz me hee karna hoga.
she explained the plan to Naina in mute.
Outside by the pool, Rajveer sat in the cafe looking at his watch and searching around. He was confident that Naina would surely come because he had seen affection for him in her eyes. As he sipped his drink he felt a desperate woman falling at his feet.
Naina: Swami! Praanaat! aap kaha chalegaye mujhe chore ke? π
Rajveer: (put his feet up with surprise) Yeh kya karahee ho?
Naina: Dekhye I'm sorry. Mujhse jo bhi galati huwee ho, mujhe maaf kardeejye.Lekin please aise mujhe chore ke yaha mat aajaeh (begins to wail like a child π)
Rajveer: Naina π‘ yeh kya bakwaas hai?
Naina: Oh no π aap to naraaz hogaye. I'm sorry. Theek hai me maafi nahi maangoongee (continues wailing π) Please naraaz mat ho ye.
A decent crowd had gathered by this drama. Rajveer smiled π at everyone trying to make things normal but Naina cried even louder
Rajveer: Naina! π‘
Naina: π Please mujhe maar na mat. Me nahi rongi (wipes her tears) please nahi (pretends to be really scared)
Person 1: π‘ kese mard ho tum, itna rula rahe ho apnee biwi ko
Person 2: beechaaree adhee hogayee hai or tum pathar insaan π‘
Naina: Please aap log ine kuch mat kaheeye. Meree galati hai π mujhe yaha nahi aana chaheeye tha. Lekin Chintu, Munni, Bablu kee haalat dekhee nahi gayee mujhse. Wo to bus ek hee baat rat te hai - Papa. papa. papa π
Rajveer: (comes closer to her and speaks in her ear) Me jaanta hu tum yeh sab kyu karahee ho. ab ziada tamasha karne kee zaroorat nahi
Naina: (wails louder π) nahi, please aapko mujhe maar na hai to maarye lekin apne bacho ko mat maarna. Theek hai, me onse kehdoongee ke wo aisa na kare. Lekin please aap maaf kardeejye
Person 1: Kitne behreham insaan ho tum π Biwi bacho ko maarte ho. Tumhe to police ke hawaale kardena chaheeye
Person 2: ha, ha, police ke hawaale hee karna chaheeye
Naina: π nahi, nahi aisa mat karna. Dekhye me phirse aapse maafi maangtee hu
Person 3: nahi betee maafi tum nahi, yeh tumse maange ga
Everyone spoke in unison that he should apologise. Rajveer felt helpless and thought the best way to end this would be to give in.
Rajveer: Okay, i'm sorry. Me abse tumpe ghussa nahi ho oonga
Naina: aap waapis aajaenge na?
Rajveer: ha aajaoonga
Everyone clapped. They made them hug π€ each other and then Rajveer walked Naina inside the lobby. Once inside she burst out laughing π
Rajveer: To me, tumhe or bacho ko maarta hu?
Naina: Kuch galat kehdiya phirse Mr. Dum...dhere? π€£
Rajveer: (rolled his tongue) acha to badla lehrahee thee π
Naina: badla nahi sabak seekha rahee thee π³. itna asaan nahi mujhse rishta jore na. You're going to end this right now
Rajveer: Kyu, darr gayee Mrs. Dumdhere? π
Naina: Tum zaroor darr gaye ho. Dikhao kese?
Rajveer stood there with his folded arms and a smile π. Naina began waiiling again π and coincidently the people who were outside came in and found them again.
Person 1: Phirse ise rularahai ho? π‘ lagta hai police ko phone karna hee parega
Rajveer: Dekhye bhaisab, yeh hamara aapas ka maamla hai, hum ise suljahadenge
The two people left cursing Rajveer. Then he joined his hands in front of Naina with protest.
Rajveer: π ban kar meree ma. Theek hai jo tum chahtee ho, wesa hee karunga.
She took him to the respetionist and first made him change both their names. She made him accept that they were never married and he was just playing a prank. The receptionist also played her part in cursing Rajveer.
Then Naina made him register himself for another room. since the receptionist wasn't co- operative any more she didn't listen to his request and declined it. Became very rude with him π‘ and just brushed him off.
Rajveer: ab khush ho mujhe zaleel hote huwe dekhke?
Naina: zaleel to tumne mujhe kiya tha kal raat ko. You deserve it π³
Rajveer: Abhi kaha kiya hai. Ab me wahi kamre me rahoonga or wahi sab kuch karoonga jo me chahta hu π Ab mujhe koi parwa nahi. tumhe mere saamne jhukna hee parega.
Naina: bara ghamand hai apne aappe π² Me bhi dekhtee hu ke kya karsakte ho tum.
Both walked off in opposite directions tossing their heads with arrogance. She wasn't going to give in so easily, not after what he did
to yeh thi Naina kee pehlee mulaqaat ek ajnabi se.
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