Qazi In Tunnel (New FG Jokes)

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badshah#1

@badshah#1

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Posted: 19 years ago

I think all Qazi's fan will like this

Qazi, Rex, Arpita and RoopRekha are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. RoopRekha and Qazi are sitting there looking perplexed. Rex is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
RoopRekha is thinking: "This Rex is all crazy after Arpita. Rex must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"
Arpita is thinking: "Rex must have moved to kiss me, and kissed RoopRekha instead and got slapped."
Rex is thinking: "Damn! it, Qazi must have tried to kiss Arpita, she thought it was me and slapped! me."
Qazi is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Rex again."

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Madhu

@infiniteattract

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Posted: 19 years ago

😆Sorry for spamming the forum but only smileys could express how i felt after reading this. 😆

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jasunap

@jasunap

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Posted: 19 years ago

agreed the joke is a 100 years old. but stop being stuffy vishesh. enjoy a laugh. this is a joke after all!

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sapna

@sapna.here

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Posted: 19 years ago

whtsoever the joke is old ..
but nice one ..
Qazi as alwz .. is hero ..

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Kavith-2305

@Kavith-2305

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Posted: 19 years ago

Good joke.You had put the characters at the correct place..

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doux

@doux

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Posted: 19 years ago

😆 😆 😆
thats so funny!

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badshah#1

@badshah#1

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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: Vishesh
this seems a good trend..
take any old joke..
put the participants' name..
insult or beat or make fun of anyone..
sorry..
but i don't like the idea..
i cud have laughed..if these names were not there..
and the joke is 100yrs old..

Vishesh i know this is old joke but just to make this form entertaining & make the atmosphere without tension, I have seen most of the times u guys are fighting with eachother on small issues, doing postmortam analysis of tiny things for no reason. I am not a genius like you, so please enjoy this form & always be happy. I ahve one nore without any names if u want i can use ur name.... here u go... hope u understand hindi.

Ek aadmi ne Dubai se apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle
100 kisses bhej raha hoon".
Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:
Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -
Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Dhobi sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
Makaan malik to roj 4 -5 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

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badshah#1

@badshah#1

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Posted: 19 years ago

This joke is based upon Qazi's Hajir Jawabi

One day Qazi (New in his job) calls into work and says, "Boss I can not come to work today, I am really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I am not coming to work." The boss says, "You know Qazi, I really need you today When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Qazi calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel Great, I will be at work soon.... by the way you got a nice house."

Edited by badshah#1 - 19 years ago

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Uma Ganti

@thanda billi

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Posted: 19 years ago

hey badshah i like the idea of the jokes.Ak dum dhamaal-especially if qazi is in them and is the smart one.keep them comming--you rock now!!dont listen to some party poopers!!!!

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jasunap

@jasunap

Rocker

Posted: 19 years ago

#10

badshah that was rocking! your comment to vishesh was good too. 😆

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