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In today's episode, main Kunwarji ki shakal dekh rahi thi...Kis dhitaiii se wo sub kuch bukk rahay thay...Matlab hud hi hai...Itna kia Ranaji ko baar baar hyper karnay ki koshish main lagay hoy thay keh yeh Avadhesh ki sharat maan jae phir jab Avadhesh nay ek look di toh I was like "Yeh saaalay dono milay hoy hain...Ufff...Idiots...Yeh dono saath main hain! Tab hi toh yeh itna bhonk raha hai warna iski toh awaaz bhi nahi nikalti...Tu chup ray moocharrrh mooh na khulwa mera warna khud teri Maa BRM toh farigh hai hi tujhe bhi iss dunya se farigh kar dain gain Ranaji..." Jab Avadhesh maximum Ranaji ko bharkanay ki koshish kar raha tha keh wo khelain toh Gayatri ki jo shakal bunn rahi thi usay kaiii zada ghussay wali shakal meri bani hoi thi dil toh kar raha tha yahiiin se utha keh pooray ka poora TV uskay sir pe phenk daaloon...Aur phir jab Coca Cola nay bhi apna mooh khoola keh 'Kila toh fateh aap hi karain gain'I was like "Chup kar kilay ki chamchi...Chup kar...Aur tum sub humaray Ranaji ko bharkana bunnd karo pleeease...Aur Ranaji apko koi zarorat nahi hai iski yeh fazul game khelnay ki...Koi zarorat nahi hai...Kyunkay Raja aap hain...Hoga wohi jo aap chahtay hain...Apki chalay gi aur kisi ki nahi chalni chaye Ranaji pleeease...Sub theek kardijiyeee na pleeease..."
Jab Ranaji nay kaha "Hum tyaar hain..." I was like "Lo g gaya Raja kaam se...Ranaji hosh main ajao pleeease...Yeh sahi nahi kar rahay ho aisa na ho baad main pachtana paray...WO saala phatta dhol jo chaa raha hai wo wohi horaha hai jo keh sahi nahi hai...Ranaji aap kia kar rahay ho...? Please hosh karo...Please..."
Gayatri toh hairaan hi reh gai sub sunkay aur yeh Avadhesh yeh mauka paa k jitna khush tha na utnaaa shaid hi koi ho...!!! Avadhesh k bachay aj tera din hai kal Ranaji ka jab hoga toh tu pachtay ga keh tu nay yeh khel kyun rakha...Yaad rakhna meri yeh baaat...!!!😛😛😛
Then came the EPIC KHEL wala scene, Avadhesh ki bakwaas sunnay k baad jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Hum chausar khelnay bethay hain juwaa nahi..." I was like "Exactly Ranaji yeh jo aap khel rahay hain na yeh samjhain juwa hi hai...Zara hosh sambhaaliyeee kyunkay yeh chausar bahut jald juwaaa hi bannay wala hai aur apko pta bhi nahi chalay ga aur apka kia kia kuch nuqsaan hojae ga..." Avadhesh ka continuously bharkana keh khelo khelo...Daao lagao, main I was like "Jitna bhooka nanga hai na tu wo teri shakal se saaf lag raha hai...Pagal ka bacha...Saalay tu aaya hi kyun idher...Bachaya hi kyun Gayatri ko? Dekha hi kyun Gayatri ko? Na tum usay dekhtay na tum uskay peechay pagal hotay aur na hi tum yahan tak aatay..." Phir jab Rajmata se khaana banwanay k sharat rakhi usnay aur wo jeet bhi gaya toh I was like "Haan jaan booj k pehlay achi achi positive cheezain maangnay ki koshish kar raha hai taakay end main bomb phor k sub cheen lay sub samajh rahi hoon main tera game saalay...Avadhesh tumhain toh main waqai maar hi daalooon gi..."
Jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Hum pehli baar Gayatri se dus tareekh ko milay toh...Dus..." Aur 10 hi aya toh I was like "Chalo kuch toh acha hoa...Aur Avadhesh tu sarh sarh k kaal hojaaa acha hai...Sarho gay tum khushi humain hogi..."
Aur phir dheeray dheeray wo cheezain lose kartay gae aur kheltay gae aur phir jab Gayatri nay Ranaji ko peenay se roka aur Ranaji phir apni hi dhun main magan thay toh
I was like "Ranaji...Sunlo na apni Gayatri ki...Kabhi ghalat thori kahay gi kuch apko...Humesha sahi raah dikhaiii gi bas aap uss sahi raah ko chunnay walay bano toh sub theek hojae ga likin abhi aap itnay khelnay k usmain ho na keh sub ajeeb hi horaha hai..."Aur jab Rajmata nay bhi Kunwarji ko beech main roka keh "aap beech main na bolain toh acha hoga...Yeh do dostoon ki beech ki baat hai..." I was like "Rajmata aap iss game ko hi rokh dijiyeee na...Pleeease...Rokhhh dijiyeee...Bardaasht nahi horahi yeh fazul game mujhse..."
Jab Avadhesh nay kaha "Ameerkot k Rajpoosh main bacha kia hai...?" I was like "Tujhe kia karna hai...?!? Hain? Tujhe kia karna hai? Saalay paisay ka bhooka...Apni riasat toh shaid sambhaali nahi ja rahi hai jo idher agaya hai Ameerkot main sub khraaba karnay...Ek cheez toh sambhaal lay pehlay phir dosroon ko saambhaal...Aya bara..."
Aur phir jab Ranaji josh main aakay gae saara kuch tijoori se nikalnay k liye aur peechay peechay Gayatri bhi agai unhain rokhna k liye aur wo phir bhi na maanay aur apnay saath saaray paisay lay gae toh I was like "Koi paani se bhari bucket toh maarooon Ranaji k mooh pe taakay inka yeh jo nasha hai wo utar jae...Inhain khud bhi nahi pta chal raha hai keh yeh kis track pe chalay ja rahay hain...Pleeease koi paani ki bucket unkay mooh pe maarooon warna yeh nahi jaagnay walay...Gayatri tum hi phenk do paani inpe...Pta nahi EGO EGO ki rath lagai hoi hai...Yeh EGO bhi bari ___ cheez hai...Achay bhallay banday ko kharaab kardaiti hai..." Kaash Ranaji Gayatri ki baat maan laitay toh yeh sub daooo pe na lagana parhta...!!!
Phir jab Gayatri jaanay lagi Ranaji k peechay peechay aur uski saree ka pallu phans gaya aur atak gaya kahin aur nikalnay aya bhi kaun...WO phatta dhol...Uff...Jab usnay kaha keh "Aap jo bhi kahain gi hum wohiii karain gain..."
I was like "Gayatri isay kaho keh jae aur ja keh marrr jae kahin jaa k...Acha hai...Na bajay ga baaans...Na bajay gi baansuri..." Likin jab Gayatri nay kaha "Agar meray liye kuch karna chahta hain toh bas...Khud ko jitanay ki koshish kijiyeee...Kyunkay yeh haar aur jeet se apko farq parhta hoga mujhe aur Ranaji ko nahi...Main aur Ranaji humesha saath rahain gain...Agar main ghalat jaga phansi hoti toh kabka apnay aap ko chura liyaaa hota..."
I was like "Shabaash Gayatri kia sunaiii hai isay...Main bhi toh kabse yehi keh rahi hoon keh jab tak tum dono saath ho koi tumhara kuch nahi bigaar sakta likin yeh Ranaji ki harkatain humain iss baat pe dobara sochnay par majboor kar rahi hain...Aur yeh saala phatta dhol ab toh koi mauka nahi choray ga jeetnay ka...Hayyy hayy Gayatri tumnay isay jeetnay ka kia keh diya ab toh yeh kuch bhi karay ga jeetnay k liye...Chahay wo raasta kitna bhi taira kyun na ho...WO jeetnay k liye kuch bhi karay ga aur ab toh Gayatri nay bhi keh diya toh ab toh yeh saala kuch bhi karay ga..." Aur phir jab Gayatri k jaanay k baad, usnay apnay fazul mann ki baat ki toh I was like "Bas kar despo fevicol...Bas kar...Phaatttay dhol ki aur bhi phatti hoi ajeeb si cheez hai tu...Yaad rakhloo Gayatri tumhari kabhi nahi hogi...Kabhi nahi...Chahay jitna chilla lay peet lay ro layyy maar lay khel layyy Gayatri teri nahi hogi...Nahi hogi...Nahi hogi..."
Aur phir jab game dobara start hoi aur Avadhesh nay apna asli rang dikhaya by saying that 'JORU' wali baat toh Ranaji ko aisa aya ghussa keh basss...I was like "Ranaji yeh ghussa agar pehlay bahut pehlay ajata toh iss saalay phattay dhol ki itni auqaat bhi nahi thi keh wo aisa kuch kar paata...Ab react kar k kia ukhaar lo gay aap?" Aur jab Rajmata nay kaha "Apni maryada paar kar rahay ho tum Avadhesh" toh I was like "Maar do thappar Rajmata...Maar do kus k ek zorr daar thappar iss phattay dhol k gaal pe hayy maza hi ajae ga..." Jab Ranaji nay kaha "Na hum yudhistra aur na hi humari patni draupadi...Akhir tumnay apni auqaat dikha hi di..." I was like "Wah Ranaji wah kia baat keh di aapnay...Bara hi acha jawab diya aapnay but isnay apni auqaat kaafi dafa dikhaai hai Ranaji bas aap hi apni ankhain bunnd kar k baithay hoy ho...Warna hum toh pehlay din se hi iss saalay ki asliyat jaan chukay thay..."
Aur phir jab Ranaji uss jaga ko chorrh kar janay hi walay thay keh usnay phir unki EGO ko hurt kardaala toh I was like "Ufff yeh kia ego ego khel raha hai...Koi rokhta kyun nahi isay...Phattay dhol tu aur kitna phattay ga? Bas kar bhao bhao karna...Bahut zada bhoonk liya tu ab aur nahi...Aur Ranaji aap nay sirf ek kaam karna hai...Aap k paas usay zada height bhi hai aur strength bhi...Ek mooka maarooo saala wahin gir k chit hojae ga aagay kuch bol hi nahi paayyy ga aur phir main dekhti hoon keh kaisay yeh tikta hai iss mehel main...Ek ghooosa paara na Ranaji ka saari hawa nikal jae gi teri phir kabhi Gayatri ka naam lainay se bhi daray ga tu...Likin tu itni tairi cheez hai keh shaid uss waqt bhi Gayatri ka peecha tu na choray...Phir uss waqt yeh Titli tumhain itna maaray gi na keh tum kuch bhi nahi kar pao gay...Ranaji aapko koi zarorat nahi hai josh main aakay iski fazul baat maannay ki...Keh diya na...Bas...Keh diya..."😃😃😃
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is only this...*facepalm*...🤢
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Jab Ranaji nay kaha "Hum tyaar hain..." I was like "Lo g gaya Raja kaam se...Ranaji hosh main ajao pleeease...Yeh sahi nahi kar rahay ho aisa na ho baad main pachtana paray...WO saala phatta dhol jo chaa raha hai wo wohi horaha hai jo keh sahi nahi hai...Ranaji aap kia kar rahay ho...? Please hosh karo...Please..."
Gayatri toh hairaan hi reh gai sub sunkay aur yeh Avadhesh yeh mauka paa k jitna khush tha na utnaaa shaid hi koi ho...!!! Avadhesh k bachay aj tera din hai kal Ranaji ka jab hoga toh tu pachtay ga keh tu nay yeh khel kyun rakha...Yaad rakhna meri yeh baaat...!!!😛😛😛
Then came the EPIC KHEL wala scene, Avadhesh ki bakwaas sunnay k baad jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Hum chausar khelnay bethay hain juwaa nahi..." I was like "Exactly Ranaji yeh jo aap khel rahay hain na yeh samjhain juwa hi hai...Zara hosh sambhaaliyeee kyunkay yeh chausar bahut jald juwaaa hi bannay wala hai aur apko pta bhi nahi chalay ga aur apka kia kia kuch nuqsaan hojae ga..." Avadhesh ka continuously bharkana keh khelo khelo...Daao lagao, main I was like "Jitna bhooka nanga hai na tu wo teri shakal se saaf lag raha hai...Pagal ka bacha...Saalay tu aaya hi kyun idher...Bachaya hi kyun Gayatri ko? Dekha hi kyun Gayatri ko? Na tum usay dekhtay na tum uskay peechay pagal hotay aur na hi tum yahan tak aatay..." Phir jab Rajmata se khaana banwanay k sharat rakhi usnay aur wo jeet bhi gaya toh I was like "Haan jaan booj k pehlay achi achi positive cheezain maangnay ki koshish kar raha hai taakay end main bomb phor k sub cheen lay sub samajh rahi hoon main tera game saalay...Avadhesh tumhain toh main waqai maar hi daalooon gi..."
Jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Hum pehli baar Gayatri se dus tareekh ko milay toh...Dus..." Aur 10 hi aya toh I was like "Chalo kuch toh acha hoa...Aur Avadhesh tu sarh sarh k kaal hojaaa acha hai...Sarho gay tum khushi humain hogi..."
Aur phir dheeray dheeray wo cheezain lose kartay gae aur kheltay gae aur phir jab Gayatri nay Ranaji ko peenay se roka aur Ranaji phir apni hi dhun main magan thay toh
I was like "Ranaji...Sunlo na apni Gayatri ki...Kabhi ghalat thori kahay gi kuch apko...Humesha sahi raah dikhaiii gi bas aap uss sahi raah ko chunnay walay bano toh sub theek hojae ga likin abhi aap itnay khelnay k usmain ho na keh sub ajeeb hi horaha hai..."Aur jab Rajmata nay bhi Kunwarji ko beech main roka keh "aap beech main na bolain toh acha hoga...Yeh do dostoon ki beech ki baat hai..." I was like "Rajmata aap iss game ko hi rokh dijiyeee na...Pleeease...Rokhhh dijiyeee...Bardaasht nahi horahi yeh fazul game mujhse..."
Jab Avadhesh nay kaha "Ameerkot k Rajpoosh main bacha kia hai...?" I was like "Tujhe kia karna hai...?!? Hain? Tujhe kia karna hai? Saalay paisay ka bhooka...Apni riasat toh shaid sambhaali nahi ja rahi hai jo idher agaya hai Ameerkot main sub khraaba karnay...Ek cheez toh sambhaal lay pehlay phir dosroon ko saambhaal...Aya bara..."
Aur phir jab Ranaji josh main aakay gae saara kuch tijoori se nikalnay k liye aur peechay peechay Gayatri bhi agai unhain rokhna k liye aur wo phir bhi na maanay aur apnay saath saaray paisay lay gae toh I was like "Koi paani se bhari bucket toh maarooon Ranaji k mooh pe taakay inka yeh jo nasha hai wo utar jae...Inhain khud bhi nahi pta chal raha hai keh yeh kis track pe chalay ja rahay hain...Pleeease koi paani ki bucket unkay mooh pe maarooon warna yeh nahi jaagnay walay...Gayatri tum hi phenk do paani inpe...Pta nahi EGO EGO ki rath lagai hoi hai...Yeh EGO bhi bari ___ cheez hai...Achay bhallay banday ko kharaab kardaiti hai..." Kaash Ranaji Gayatri ki baat maan laitay toh yeh sub daooo pe na lagana parhta...!!!
Phir jab Gayatri jaanay lagi Ranaji k peechay peechay aur uski saree ka pallu phans gaya aur atak gaya kahin aur nikalnay aya bhi kaun...WO phatta dhol...Uff...Jab usnay kaha keh "Aap jo bhi kahain gi hum wohiii karain gain..."
I was like "Gayatri isay kaho keh jae aur ja keh marrr jae kahin jaa k...Acha hai...Na bajay ga baaans...Na bajay gi baansuri..." Likin jab Gayatri nay kaha "Agar meray liye kuch karna chahta hain toh bas...Khud ko jitanay ki koshish kijiyeee...Kyunkay yeh haar aur jeet se apko farq parhta hoga mujhe aur Ranaji ko nahi...Main aur Ranaji humesha saath rahain gain...Agar main ghalat jaga phansi hoti toh kabka apnay aap ko chura liyaaa hota..."
I was like "Shabaash Gayatri kia sunaiii hai isay...Main bhi toh kabse yehi keh rahi hoon keh jab tak tum dono saath ho koi tumhara kuch nahi bigaar sakta likin yeh Ranaji ki harkatain humain iss baat pe dobara sochnay par majboor kar rahi hain...Aur yeh saala phatta dhol ab toh koi mauka nahi choray ga jeetnay ka...Hayyy hayy Gayatri tumnay isay jeetnay ka kia keh diya ab toh yeh kuch bhi karay ga jeetnay k liye...Chahay wo raasta kitna bhi taira kyun na ho...WO jeetnay k liye kuch bhi karay ga aur ab toh Gayatri nay bhi keh diya toh ab toh yeh saala kuch bhi karay ga..." Aur phir jab Gayatri k jaanay k baad, usnay apnay fazul mann ki baat ki toh I was like "Bas kar despo fevicol...Bas kar...Phaatttay dhol ki aur bhi phatti hoi ajeeb si cheez hai tu...Yaad rakhloo Gayatri tumhari kabhi nahi hogi...Kabhi nahi...Chahay jitna chilla lay peet lay ro layyy maar lay khel layyy Gayatri teri nahi hogi...Nahi hogi...Nahi hogi..."
Aur phir jab game dobara start hoi aur Avadhesh nay apna asli rang dikhaya by saying that 'JORU' wali baat toh Ranaji ko aisa aya ghussa keh basss...I was like "Ranaji yeh ghussa agar pehlay bahut pehlay ajata toh iss saalay phattay dhol ki itni auqaat bhi nahi thi keh wo aisa kuch kar paata...Ab react kar k kia ukhaar lo gay aap?" Aur jab Rajmata nay kaha "Apni maryada paar kar rahay ho tum Avadhesh" toh I was like "Maar do thappar Rajmata...Maar do kus k ek zorr daar thappar iss phattay dhol k gaal pe hayy maza hi ajae ga..." Jab Ranaji nay kaha "Na hum yudhistra aur na hi humari patni draupadi...Akhir tumnay apni auqaat dikha hi di..." I was like "Wah Ranaji wah kia baat keh di aapnay...Bara hi acha jawab diya aapnay but isnay apni auqaat kaafi dafa dikhaai hai Ranaji bas aap hi apni ankhain bunnd kar k baithay hoy ho...Warna hum toh pehlay din se hi iss saalay ki asliyat jaan chukay thay..."
Aur phir jab Ranaji uss jaga ko chorrh kar janay hi walay thay keh usnay phir unki EGO ko hurt kardaala toh I was like "Ufff yeh kia ego ego khel raha hai...Koi rokhta kyun nahi isay...Phattay dhol tu aur kitna phattay ga? Bas kar bhao bhao karna...Bahut zada bhoonk liya tu ab aur nahi...Aur Ranaji aap nay sirf ek kaam karna hai...Aap k paas usay zada height bhi hai aur strength bhi...Ek mooka maarooo saala wahin gir k chit hojae ga aagay kuch bol hi nahi paayyy ga aur phir main dekhti hoon keh kaisay yeh tikta hai iss mehel main...Ek ghooosa paara na Ranaji ka saari hawa nikal jae gi teri phir kabhi Gayatri ka naam lainay se bhi daray ga tu...Likin tu itni tairi cheez hai keh shaid uss waqt bhi Gayatri ka peecha tu na choray...Phir uss waqt yeh Titli tumhain itna maaray gi na keh tum kuch bhi nahi kar pao gay...Ranaji aapko koi zarorat nahi hai josh main aakay iski fazul baat maannay ki...Keh diya na...Bas...Keh diya..."😃😃😃
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is only this...*facepalm*...🤢
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
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