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So I was watching Dec 11 episode when an idea came to my mind. I decided to watch the episode without sound with my own voiceover which of course keeping up with their expression.
I dare you to go back and mute the scenes and re-watch them with my script and see how it makes more sense. Also, don't forget to let me know your opinion in the comments below.
I will write four scenes that seemed funny to me.
Scene 1: Gayetri and Avdhesh is standing in the garden. Gayetri is shocked to see him there in Rana's jacket. Rana comes there.
Rana: Why are you so surprised to see a stranger who tried to kill me this morning standing in our back garden in my jacket? I mean by now you should be used to the crap I pull to make your life difficult.
Gayetri: What the eff!!!
Avdhesh: Rana, she probably has seen people making stupid decisions, but may be she is seeing someone making so many of them in a row for the first time. So she has to be shocked to think that she has signed up for this for life!!!
Rana: You are right, Avdhesh. Anyways Gayetri, you might as well get used to this because he was about to leave. But I thought since you got rid of BRM, we are short of one enemy. So I invited him to stay with us for a few days. That should be sufficient for your mission impossible to keep me alive and lose your sanity.
Gayetri: I can't believe this. I must have been brain dead to sign up for this. I need to leave before I choke my husband to death.
Gayetri leaves.
Scene 2: Dining Table
Avdhesh is about to sit at Rana's spot, Gayetri stops him.
Rana: It's okay, friend. If I can play Russian roulette with my throne, what is a dining room chair. In fact we are thinking of starting a new star attraction in the palace tour. If you take the Deluxe palace tour, you get to help yourself to anything the king owns.
Avdhesh: Really? What's the price for the Deluxe palace tour?
Rana: Unlimited ego stroking for Rana. Keep flattering me and you can help yourself to anything I own.
Avdhesh: Sign me up. I will start now.
Gayetri: Oh for heaven's sake!!!
RM: I feel bad for you my dear. But I had to live with him for far longer than you. So sorry. I am not going to take exchange or return on something I already saddled on someone else. He is now your headache. You will just have to grit your teeth and bear it.
Rest of the dining room scenes you can watch with volume. It will make a lot more sense.
Scene 3: Rana is playing dirts and Avdhesh is paying for the Deluxe palace tour.
Rana: Let's play with sharp dangerous objects. Since I am friends with you now, I feel bad for not giving you enough opportunity to kill me. See I hit the dirt. Come on, praise me.
Avdhesh: You are awesome (silent: awesomely stupid). How about you tie your eyes and try to hit the target while I see what would be the best angle to shoot so that the bullet hits your pea-size brain.
Rana: Sure. (Ties eyes). How is it?
Avdhesh: Keep still. I won't want to miss such a small target.
Gayetri: Ranaji!!! What the hell are you doing?
Rana: Don't worry, Gayetri. He is just practicing to shoot me. He will have to practice really hard to hit my brain. See the gun is empty. Now is not the time to shoot me yet. We have yet to make you lose your sanity trying to save my life!!!
Avdhesh: Ranaji, me thinks your wife doesn't trust me. She is too smart for you.
Rana: Don't worry. By the time our first anniversary roles around she will be raving mad anyway. So we will be balanced out.
Gayetri: Drink coffee. Hopefully caffeine will kick some sense into you.
Avdhesh: I don't drink coffee. I drink milk with honey.
Rana: Really? Gayetri loves it too. You guys have so much in common. You both love milk and honey and you both have brains. May I ask my wife to make milk with honey for our guest since all the maids are only mostly for show here?
Gayetri: Sure... Should I add arsenic for extra flavour?
Gayetri leaves.
Scene 4: Gayetri making milk with honey.
Gayetri: I can't believe I married Rana. It would have been better if I would have died like Sulakshana. Now I think she might have even wanted to die to get away from him.
Bumps into Avdhesh.
Avdhesh: You have put one spoon of honey in milk for me, how could I let it go to waste?
Gayetri (Mentally: Ewww creepy): I am sorry for the hug I gave you outside. Everything I said meant for Rana since I am masochist and love idiots. So if you could just cut down the creepy factor, it will help my life. I can't handle an idiot and creep at the same time. And also stop making fool of my husband. It's cruel to mock mentally handicapped people.
Avdhesh: Sorry. No can do. If a lollipop stands in front of me, I gotta lick it. And your husband has such amazing rainbow swirls on him. But you have more brain than everyone in the palace put together. Why did you marry him?
Gayetri: Because he is such a hot rainbow coloured sparkly sucker and I always had a sweet tooth!!!
Rana: Hey Avdhesh, did you have a nice chat with my wife on the guise of making phone call to the family you told me earlier you no longer have because you murdered them?
Avdhesh: Yes. Thank you. You are so sweet to believe that my murdered family and paid stuff is waiting for me to call them.
Rana (blushing): Oh stop. You have more than paid for your Deluxe palace tour already. Come let me take you to your room which will face the garden where I intent to romance my wife for a free show specially arranged for you.
Avdhesh: Sure. But I like pg-13 version. So I will have to put a stop to it before you can go much further.
Precap: PG - 13 romance.
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
Anupamaa
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
