Kamla wins the World Cup OS

Commentary:

Commentator 1: The Indian Vs South Africa final world cup match has just started. The toss is over and India have won the toss and decided to bat first.

Commentator 2: So here the match started and the first ball is bowled.

C1: Oh that's a full toss. Rohit Sharma bowled at the first ball. That's indeed a shocker and now the next batsmen Virat is making it to the field.

C2: Oh no! He is injured. That is really unfortunate as he is the best player in form. Who will take his place in the team now? Rahane, Raina, Dhoni...Who is coming next?

Dhawan keeps waiting for a partner but nobody is ready to come to the field to play and they keep discussing among themselves...

Suddenly the field starts shaking. Dhawan and the SA players keep wondering if it's an earthquake.

C1: Oh my! Why is the earth shaking?

C2: Is it an earthquake?

The audience starts panicking and they begin to leave the stadium when they notice a hot and sexy female wearing a dark green sari walking with a helmet on and a bat in her hand.

Everyone's eyes just popped out to see this beautiful woman walk down with a wide 100 volt smile to the field. The mouths of the men were watering and their wives had to close their eyes to stop their husbands from this hot chick. The wives were indeed jealous and wondering how a woman can look so hot and sexy in a sari.

C1: Did you notice what my eyes have noticed?

C2: Hmm...Yummy!

C1: I'm not talking about the snacks you're eating but about this...thiss...thisss...My she's hooottt...

C2: Yes she is...hooottt...

C1: I agree...But but wait a second. Why is she walking towards the field?

C2: Even I am wondering the same. Now she is all set to bat? How can a woman play this game and when did M.S. Dhoni chose her as a player? She wasn't in the playing list even.

Dhoni comes in the commentary box and announced.

"Ladies/Gentlemen and Kamla, please stay calm. My all players are injured while some aren't feeling well. I am too having stomach pain. Kamla is my bai and she is an excellent player. Please everyone support her and cheer for her. She will make our team win surely."

It takes an hour for all to gulp down this news and they finally calm down and watch the match.

Kamla walks in style and poses with her bat and all players open their mouth as they can't believe that such a hot woman will be batting in their opponent's team.

C1: I don't know how to react but now just let's enjoy the game...I mean watch the game...

C2: Ok now the match has started. Kamla is hot...I mean Kamla is ...

C1: Kamla is ready to bat her first ball.

The batsman bowls to Kamla and Kamla bites her lips which makes the bowler nervous and he throws the ball in confusion.

C1: So now the first ball is bowled. Oh no! The ball has been hit out of the boundary and it's a six.

C2: The ball has disappeared and now the second ball is going to be bowled. The bowler is shivering and sweating a lot. He drinks 2 bottles of water to cool down.

Kamla issmiles and jumps on the ground due to which the stadium shakes and the people move from left to right.

Bowler in his mind: I do not know whom I am playing for. SA or Kamla.

Kamla smiles with her 64 teeth and poses to bowl the next ball.

The bowler takes the name of God and bowls the ball with his eyes closed as he cannot resist Kamla's hotness.

Kamla hits the ball.

C1: And the ball is bowled and oh damn. The ball hits the head of the umpire and he falls to the ground.

C2: What is this happening? The ball bounced back and is now approaching the boundary. It's a 4.

Kamla tries to jump again when Dhawan pleads "No. Please."

"OK Dhawan." Kamla nods her head and smiles.

C1: The umpire has left the field. Who will replace him now?

C2: What is happening? Who is the man who is asking to represent the umpire.

Kamla announces that my husband Vitthal will take the umpire's place.

All the crowd and the batsmen feel like crying realizing that Kamla is married.

C1: OK the game resumes.

C2: The ball is bowled and Kamla is running between the wickets.

C1: Kamla is so fast while Dhawan can't match her speed. She has run 15 times already and the players can't yet find the ball. The ball is missing.

Kamla keeps running and dashes into the bowler. He falls down as his shoulder gets fractured. He is taken off the field.

The other umpire stops Kamla from running more as they have replaced the ball. Vitthal tries to stop the other umpire but then he is stopped himself.

C2: Now how many things/people will be replaced?

C1: No Idea.

C2: Then get Idea. I'm from the IIN University.

C1: Shocked

Sahil takes the bowler's place. Nobody asks him any question as the SA captain tells his team that the Kapoor's are against Kamla and Sahil will be able to make her out her easily.

Sahil bowls the ball and Kamla winks at him while bowling. Sahil falls to the ground and Kamla starts laughing.

Sahil gets up and feels embarrassed.

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Watching this, the captain has a discussion with his players that we dint know that even Sahil is failing before Kamla's hotness.

Kamla keeps hitting 4s and 6s and the players don't know what to do to stop her from making runs. One player decides choose Neetu as the wicket keeper as Sahil can then concentrate more on the game rather than Kamla.

Neetu comes to the field and takes her position.

C1: Hmm...The game starts again. He yawns.

C2: Wake up. Kamla is ready now.

Sahil bowls the ball fast as Neetu watches him from front.

C1: Kamla hits the ball which is in the air and it's a 6.

Neetu cunningly pushes the stumps in front and Kamla hits them from behind and they fall. Neetu jumps with joy shouting OUT OUT while Vitthal stands blank and nods his head in a refusal. Sahil to tries to support Neetu but Kamla growls at him angrily. For him it's Gharwali Vs. Baharwali.

Kamla puts up her finger saying "What's my mistake here if I am a bit over weight? I mistakenly hit my stumps but I dint mean to do that." Kamla starts crying and Vitthal tries to console her. Sahil too starts crying while Neetu gives him an angry look which stops him.

C1: She is right. What's Kamla's mistake in this? Poor girl.

C2: This decision should be taken by the third umpire. I'm sure he will take the right decision.

The third umpire decides that Kamla is not out and he warns Neetu.

The game resumes.

Kamla hits the ball and it is in the air. Kamla blows some air which makes the ball land outside the stadium

C1: What did we just witness? A ball suspended in the air and then it falls outside the stadium.

C2: This is Kamla ka Dhamaal.

An hour passes by and now the score is 1200/1. The other team have almost accepted their defeat while Neetu appoints Manda and Prem in place of two players who quit the game.

The game was getting more and more exciting as Kamla was winking and giving flying kisses to all the players.

Kamla hits 4s, 6s and the players are unable to stop her. As she runs between the wickets, potholes keep forming in the ground.

The last ball is being bowled and all the players take a deep breath and bowl the ball.

C1: The ball is in the air and all the players are below it trying to catch it.

Vitthal tries to run behind them and Neetu hits him behind so that he moves away.

C2: And it's a catch. Sahil has finally caught the ball. But what is going on at the field. Kamla is giving Sahil some signal and pointing at his pants?

C1: Oh no! Sahil looks down at his pant which has fallen to the ground and loses the ball.

Kamla is not out and 50 overs are bowled.

After half an hour...

The next team gets clean bowled by Kamla and their score is 0-1.

Kamla wins the world cup and dedicates it to the chawl females along with Vitthal and Pakya. Neetu beats up Sahil and they both leave the stadium.

So finally nobody can escape from Kamla ka Hamla.

Sorry for boring you all. 😆

I have also written my experience of yesterday's IND Vs. SA match: ICC World Cup 2015 India Vs South Africa (My funny thoughts)