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Telly bhakwaas tried to clear the confusion on Rachna being replaced. So they tried to contact Asha Negi. She , however remained unavailable for comment. Since there was one person who ws willing to answer, we approached Raghav Stinkania.
Yes it is true, Asha is entering the show. You all know that kalpana and I share a great chemistry. But sadly , her chemistry is dead with Punch Dead...so PD ne usko mukka mari. When the show started, it was meant to focus on Kamala, thereafter I was supposed to enter and with my clout, do a dhamaal. But, surprisingly, post leap, we were given a double Dhamaal. It so happened that Kalpana turned out to be a hot favourite. Initially, we took it lightly. But when she consistently won all the polls and perenially topped the ranking charts, we tried damage control. We made her the "other woman", we swerved her away from her goal...yet nothing clicked. Her popularity only soared. Ulta pud gaya. They started chiding us for differentiating. Instead of Poop,Kamala and me getting the recognition, she was in the limelight. So Punch Dead decided that enough is enough. SHe is getting more than we pay her for..time for pack up. The track is to kill her in an accident and end her role.
I am very excited at Asha's entry. She is the perfect choice. After all this kind of crapfest is not new for her. She has essayed the role in Pavitra Rishta. EMA apes PR in a lot of ways. She will be my new love interest. Her name is Pakana...she will have traits of both Kalpi and Poop..that is what will draw me to her. But she will end up frying me in end. Prior to that however, we will get a lot of sizzling romance. EMA is revamped to being renamed...raghav ki rasleela
There are reasons for signing on Asha...one as you guessed right is for TRP. The other is, should they get bored with me , they can always bring on Rithvik as Raghav after plastic surgery...so its like buy one get two deal.
But the real reason is having done with kalpi and khi, i'm looking for greener pastures.
So get ready for ek mutthi, nahi poora poora, adultery on Zee at 7 pm. A word of caution,Raghav Stinkania, rectify yourself before it is too late...aapse bahoot stink aa raha hai
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