Apradhi Kaun?
(EDKV-CID-Crime Petrol-Savdhan India-Shapath maha sangam)
: Bapu jee apki chaye!
Manju comes to give tea to nanu. Nanu was seeing outside through the window via binocular. Sheela (his 60 years old neighbor, single, beautiful) has not come to terence yet. Nanu is tensed.
Kahi Sheela ko kuch hua toh nehi? Tabiyet toh theek hai na? - he worries. Valentine day is coming up. He wants to take Sheela along with him to a Valentine party. But where's she? He has to invite her.
At that time his daughter in law Manju enters with cup of tea. He is irked. Firstly he got interrupted & secondly he drinks tea at 9am everyday. But its 10am already. Neither Sheela has come yet, nor the tea ever tastes good. Manju left.
Manju goes to outside. Henna ceremony is going on. Nirmala & her son Aditya are also there.
Bin bulaye mehmaan kahike - she murmurs seeing them both. Aditya is here to impress Suman. He downloaded a PDF book "7 din mein ladki pataao" yesterday night. He started applying tricks on her but she's not noticing him.
Suman is busy in serving snacks to guests. Shravan is standing there staring at her. Suman can feel Shravan staring at her. She smiles.
Shayed woh mujhe valentine party ke liye invite karne aya hai - She thinks.
Aditya comes near her to grab the last
pakoda on the plate from Suman's hand. Suman feels irked. Before he could touch it, Daboo rushes & takes the pakoda. Suman laughs & Shravan smirks. Aditya is irritated but continue smiling like a cheeseball.
Daboo gives the pakoda to Shravan. Shravan gives him candy in return.
Nirmala has cooked
daal. Shravan gets its smell & gets nostalgic - emotional. He thinks to take a sip on his werid sized whisky bottle but he resists. Aditya notices & plans to take revenge of pakoda incident. He says Nirmala to serve to him. She does so. Shravan stands there holding an expression of "who cares". His eyes search for Suman.
bachpan se bas tadhe jaa raha hoon. Valentine party ke liye invite kaise karu - he thinks. He goes to search her. Aditya finishes the whole bowl of daal. And leaves a loud burp out to make Shravan jealous but Shravan is not there. Suman hears his burp & she feels disgusted. Aditya worries.
Manju goes to nanu's room to bring the tea cup back. She feels dizzy in shock seeing the tea cup broken, fallen down on the floor. She screams & picks up the broken pieces.
Mere bete Anuj ki nishani - she yells. Then she notices nanu fainted on the floor beside the cup. She feels irked & calls everyone. All come. Sameer & Babulal make nanu lay on the bed. After some times nanu opens his eyes. He is surprised seeing ACP Pradyuman, Daya & Abhijeet in front of him. Nanu is clueless. Sameer says he called C.I.D team. They've come from Mumbai for another case, but hearing Tiwari villa's incidence they've come here to investigate. ACP tells everyone to leave. They want to talk to nanu. Everyone does so.
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Yehi mauka hai Sumo ko apna kandha de deta hoon rone ke liye! Game over! - Aditya thinks in mind. He goes near Suman, who's standing sad in a corner. He pacifies her but she doesn't pay attention. He gives his
rumal to wipe her tears. She takes it, rubs it against her nose wiping & keeps it back on his pocket.
Shravan comes & goes inside nanu's room but Sameer tells ACP has forbidden anyone to enter. Shravan looks around for Suman, she must be sad. He goes outside, sees Suman sad & irked as Aditya is there.
Jab dekho dusro ke plate mein se bite lene ko ready rehta hai. Tharki - he thinks. Suman sees Shravan, runs to him & hugs. Shravan consoles her. After some time, they break the hug & have an eyelock. Aditya fumes.
BGM -
Dil todo haddi bhi
Kungfu khelo kabaddi bhi (Delhi Belly)He feels dizzy & holds the wall. Suddenly he feels pain in stomach.
Kamal hai. Dil ke wajah pet mein dard ho raha hai - he murmurs holding his stomach. He feels extreme pain & runs toward the washroom.
Crime Petrol & Savdhan India Team have been arrived. They're fighting as they both want to telecast an episode regarding this incident. Ramnath comes out. Anup Soni (Crime Petrol's anchor) hugs him excitedly. Ramnath is hell irritated cause Anup is addressing him as "Chandu". Ok ok, it was his nickname in school time.
: Anup, behave yourself! Don't call me by that.
: Oye chup kar khoteya. Tu mere liye Chandu tha, Chandu hai aur Chandu hi rahega.
Ramnath sighs. He can't argue wtih Anup as he knows many secrets about him. Ramnath sees Sushant (Savdhan India's anchor) there. He greets him.
: Hello! Sushant jee! Maine aapka woh "Khunkhar biwi" episode dekha tha. Its too good.
: Thanks, Mr. Malhotra. Our show is real life based.
: Haan haan mujhse behtar aur kaun jaan sagta hai - Ramnath murmurs looking at Nirmala.
Anup gets angry.
Anup : Toh kya meri show dadi maa ki kahaniyo par adharit hai?
Sushant : Who knows!
Anup : Suno, ye Tiwari villa incidence toh mere show mein hi telecast hoga. Agar tumne iss news ko cover karne ki socha bhi toh...
Sushant : Ye news mere show mein telecast hoga. Tum jaake apna walking session compete karo. Jab dekho har episode mein road pe ghoomte rehte ho. Tumhara payment per kilometer kiya jata hai kya?
Anup : Haan jaise ke tum toh har episode mein helicopter mein ghoomte ho.
Sushant : Anuuup!!!!
Anup : Sushanttt!!!!
They keep yelling. Ramnath leaves being irked. Shravan & Suman's eye romance got interrupted due to their noise.
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ACP : Tiwari jee bistar mein bataye kya hua.
Nanu sighs. He can't share what happened.
-Flashback
Nanu calls on Sheela's phone. "My name is Sheela" starts playing as caller tune. Nanu smirks. Sheela picks up the phone.
: Sheela, Kaisi ho?
: Kaun?
: Main..
: Kaun..main?
: Tum Sheela.
: Arey aap kaun?
: Main Raghuvir Tiwari.
: OMG Raghu! I am so sorry! Boliye kya baat hai.
: Mere saath Valentine party mein chalogi?
: Sorry Raghu! Maine already Balvindar ko promise kar liya hai. I'm going with him.
: Oh!! (Heart broken tone)
: Ballu aur main...
: kaun Ballu?
: Abhi toh bataya Balvindar..
: Ballu! (He can't believe his Sheela is calling someone else by nickname, second heartbreak)
He feels dizzy & faints.
Flashback ends-
: Woh ACP Pradyushan, kuch nehi..budhapa ka..
: Tiwari jee,its Pradyuman.
: Haan wohi wohi. Pradyushan.
ACP Pradyuman sighs & tells Daya to send the tea cup to forensic lab. CID team come out of the room & tells everyone not to eat anything untill they don't permit. Preeti panics, how'll she eat pastry closing eyes now. CID team tell everyone not to move here & there, it may contaminate evidences. They go to kitchen.
: Daya, darwaja tod do.
: Sir ye refrigerator ka darwaja hai. Key se khulti hai.
: accha? Toh aaj tak jo tumne jo 12,670 darwaje tode hai woh Ali baba ke password se khulta tha? Boss main hoon ke tum? Darwaja tod do.
Daya pulls the door, the whole door breaks & comes into his hand. Abhijeet claps. Daya smiles. ACP looks into the refrigerator. There are so many delicious dishes but he can't taste.
Isse badi dukh ki baat aur kya ho sagta hai - ACP thinks in mind.
They go to the washroom where Aditya is there. Daya knocks at the door.
: Darwaja kholo, hum CID se aye hai.
: CID ho ya ABC. Abhi main darwaja nehi khol sagta.
ACP: Daya darwaja tod do.
Aditya: Arey nehi nehi. Pagal ACP. wait. kholta hoon.
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Team "Super Cops V/S Super Villain" has arrived when Shravan & Suman were having another eyelock session. Team has been landed on the ground by flying man. He can turn into a fly, but he's a human actually. The fly minimizes his size & starts flying around. Shravan & Suman's eyelock gets interrupted.
CID team comes to know about Aditya's stomachache after eating daal. They ask who made it. Aditya lies that he doesn't know.
ACP : Daya,pata lagao Delhi mein kaun kaun daal paka sagta hai.
Daya takes out the pistol from his pocket & points toward own head in frustration. Abhijeet calms him down. Aditya again runs to washroom.
SCVSV team starts their investigation. Elastic man & robot are searching in the whole house. The washroom is locked so Elastic man gets into it by squeezing body through the space between door & floor. But there's nobody inside. Aditya smirked as he already knew that SCVSV will do something like this. He curses his mom's daal again. Suddenly he remembers about valentine party. Neither he can leave from here nor he can miss the chance to take Suman to the party.
Maa hai ya dushman samajh nehi aata - he thinks.
: Hi hotty!
Aditya gets scared hearing a female voice.
: Kaun ho aap?
: Main Mallika!
: Aur ye seeng? Apke saad pe seeng kaise uge?
: Hahahahahahah.
Mallika laughs so hard & it was so scary. Aditya runs away.
CID team: hum apna investigation kal pura karenge. Today we're busy (as its Valentine day)
Nanu nods. Sheela cames to meet him. He acts fainted. She cries.
: Sheela, mat ro. Tumhara makeup kharab ho jayega.
: Raghu!
Nanu holds his chest & starts makinh face.
: mera seena! Lagta hai chautha heart attack hone wala hai!!
: Raghu! Nehi!
:Sheela ek hi khwahish thi ke tumhare saath party mein jaunga..lekin...ab...aaa...
: Raghu, main tumhare saath hi jaunga. Promise.
Nanu smirks.
: Maa ka phone kyun nehi lag raha.
Aditya gets frustrated. There's none in the house that he can ask for medicine. Morever that Mallika is asking him to go to party with her. He feels pain in stomach & rushes to the washroom. His friend calls on his phone.
: Yooo Adi! Woh ladki pati ya nehi? Kaha hai tu?
: Party mein hoon. Music ki awaaj aa rahi hai naa?
He gets irked & cuts the call.
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At party.
Nanu & Sheela enter. Nanu goes to bar & was about to order wine but seeing Sheela, he orders cough syrup. The waiter gets irritated.
Shravan & Suman enter.
: You're looking gorgeous in western - he whispers in her ears. She blushes.
Music starts. All couples go to dance floor. Shravan sees nanu & panics. He holds Suman more closer to hide themselves from nanu. Nanu goes to the DJ & says him to change the song.
: Kisi ke chauthe pe aye ho? Rocking ganaa lagao. Ye kya dhukhiyari gaana laga rakkha hai.
Nanu & Sheela dance. Shravan & Suman manage to escape. They walk on the road. Suman in bare foot. Shravan takes her aside. Suman gets happy.
Thank God. I thought he likes boys only. - She thinks.
She closes her eyes hoping for kiss but he keeps staring at her. They've an eyelock. But he notices nanu coming out from disco,so they leave.
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Few days later.
At the court.
Verma & KD Pathak are arguing over Tiwari-Malhotra case. Preeti's nail art teacher accused her having affair with him. So two family got into fight.
: Objection your honour!!!! My clients Malhotras are innocent. They didn't create drama.
: Verma sahab aap aisa kaise keh sagte hai. Koi saboot hai?
: Main sabeet kar dunga ke Tiwaris ko mental problem hai.
: ok then prove it.
: Mr. Raghuvir Tiwari ko obsession hai apne doorbin se. Woh humesha apni doorbin se window ke bahar dekhte rehte hai. Mr. Sameer ko Demntia(Memory, intellect & judgement are impaired) hai. Woh humesha apne biwi ki baat pe uthte hai, bethte hai. Unki patni Mrs. Manju Tiwari ko Delusion problem hai. Woh samajhte hai ke America unka koi beta hai, Anuj jisse Typhoid hua hai. Jabke aisa kuch nehi hai.
: Objection my Lord!! Main court se darkhast karunga ke Anuj se skype pe baat kiya jaye. Mere clients Tiwaris majboor the. Unko apni beti par laga izzam sehen nehi hua aur woh apnaa apaa kho bethe.
: Haan. KD sahab. Apke clients apaa kho bethe. Is liye..
The argument continues. The judge gets irked.
Sabse bada majboor toh main hoon roz in dono ki bakwas sunna parta haiSuddenly Pushkar & Preeti enter. They say Preeti's nail art teacher apologised to him. So now they're back together. Tiwaris & Malhotras get happy & hug. KD Pathak & Verma are still arguing.
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Dr. Salunke handover report to ACP.
: Chaye mein kuch nehi tha. Hume report mil gayi hai.
CID team announces. Tiwaris get happy. Savdhan India team go to take Aditya's interview about the daal. They've decided the title of their episode "jaan leva daal". But Aditya is running away from Mallika. Crime Petrol team is disappointed as they lost both opportunity - nanu's tea incident & Nirmala's daal incident.
CID team take leave. ACP says Daya to break car's door. Daya takes out the pistol & points toward own head.
SCVSV team also take leave.
Shravan takes Suman to the terence. They're all alone. She gets hopeful. But they end up having another eyelock session. This time they don't get interrupted😎
Eye to eye, eye to eye
Essential, sensational eyes
My eyes and your eyes
Dreaming fairies eyes our eyes
Fabulous, exciting eyesPS: Mahi, Prii, Zoyi ab khush?? 🤗
Edited by Sadia.Ritu - 8 years ago
