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Sanju

@Sanjh30

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Posted: 10 years ago

#11

On a new year's eve a husband was sitting with his wife on the
deck...enjoying a glass of wine
The husband-" I love you so much...I could not live without you
Wife-"is that you or the wine talking?
Husband-"its me talking to the wine"

Lol

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Sanju

@Sanjh30

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Husband to wife: today is a fine day
Next day he says: today is a fine day
Again next day he says: today is a fine day
Finally after one week the wife couldn't take it and asked her husband
"You've been saying this for a week now" today is a fine day!""today is a fine day!"I'm fed up!
What's the matter with you?wife asked angrily
Husband: " last week when we had a fight you said you'll leave on one fine day...so I was just trying
to remind you!
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Hina Kamran

@honeybees22

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

Lolzx sanji ji this was hilarious

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BabyHimavari

@BabyHimavari

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Mummy's dear son Niels came out from the exam hall. Mommy asked,

Mom: Son, how was the paper?!!

Neils: Fine mom.

2nd day of exam, Niels came out from the exam hall after giving the exam.

Mom: How was the paper son?

Neils: Again fine mom

Day passed and after each and every exam Mommy used to ask same question tp Neils after every papper nd Neils as usual answered saying fine. So at last at the day of last paper as usual little Niels came out holding his bag and momma was there,

Momma: Son how was the paper?

Little Niels grabbed the bag and let out the exam copy from it. He handed over the exam copy to mom saying that, "MOM today i didn't submitted my exam copy so that U can check out yourself that how was my paper."

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sorry guys i knew it was not at all good like u all. But for now i can only remember this one.😆

Edited by ifians - 10 years ago