Originally posted by: luvshamit
CONGRATS PUJA!! 👏 YEYYY...ma pari is the MOTW..now time for some Qs torture 😆 soo..here r ma Qs 😆
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?cuz dey dun want it 2
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?to get 2 otehr places.. duhhh
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?idunno
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?for moneyyy
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?hmmmmm
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?haha😆aska pundit dat
What if there were no hypothetical situations?den everything would be real
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?i dunno ask him
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?hmm ask da ownerr
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?no grass would silly
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?wat steflon
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?divya ur confusinggg
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?haha...😆
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?cuz da president wants it dat way
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?cuz u cant pronounc eit den?😕
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?lolzz good question
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?maybe it will be 2 heavy.. i dunno y askin me all dese questionsss
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?so u du get disturbed
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?da cars rnt touchin ur window.. i hope get a car dat doesnt say dat... yu should try letting it touh ur car
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?cuz ppl lie me r normalll
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?i dunno
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?hehehehe😆
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?lolzz dun ask me
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?yeppp hehe congress dat one is trueee
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?synomyns
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?becuaseee
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? 2 make it atraxtive no one is gonnaliv ein somehting called a stcikment
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?its not actually sourr
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?i dunnooo
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?no it doesnt or does it
How can someone "draw a blank"? i dunno
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? yea
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? abr.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? cuz dey wanna
What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? divyaa😆
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? nothin
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? cuzzzz
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? i dunno
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? i dunno but ma bro sings dat in da house
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?ppl wait der 2 sit
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? hmmmmmmmmm
Does a fish get cramps after eating? no
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?symonoyns
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? yes it should
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? nothin he dies by da time he can say anyhtinggg😆
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? wtffff😆
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. hehe somene like u
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? i dunno
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons? heheh gimmicksss
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? i dnoooooooooooo
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? hehe
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? yea sure watverrr
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? mouse dun have flavors
Why do they report power outages on TV? ummm
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? cuzzz
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? i dunno ask ur self
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? sureeee
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? slang
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 😕
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? ummm dunno
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? sooner or later he'll lose all his money
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?a slap ill be giving u soon
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? heh suree watever u sat
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? didnt u asl dat already
wht did u think of me when u first me? a cray lil girl who was pooja's best friend
wht do u think of me now? 😳 😳 😉 ur an *****************************************😆ur totally nuts crazy n i dun like ya anymoreee
things u dun like abt me- dese questions
things u like abt me- da rest expect dese questions
thts it FOR NOW 😆 😆 ders more?😭😆
luv ya..
xxXxx
~Divz~
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