On the Couch -Forever!(updtd.pg-10, 17,19) - Page 18

Originally posted by: shamil

A- "JS, u should be very careful when u speak against me. U dnt know how sensitive my fans are. Ok, I forgive u for calling me a psycho. (turns to fans) guys u too say sorry to JS"

AR fans - (sulking) sorry JS; but only coz ma arju asked me to say so. See what a nice guy he is!He has forgiven u. Oh, dont do it again! We the Arju Protection Squad will otherwise burn u and ur LT."

JS- " Rampaji, we heard that Sidhu came to give u a 'thumbs up' after u proposed to Arju? The fans are a bit confused as to why he came all the way from Houston just to show u his 'thumb'"
R- "Well, as u know, Arju and I are the legendary lovers of Stone One channel. So the cvs thought its necessary that everyone should rejoice at our union including my ex-pati.'
A- "To be honest I was shocked to see him for a moment. U know how complicated Rampa's dill is.. she may have run away with him for all I know."
R- "Noooooooo.....how could u think like that Arju???? Sidhu is a very good guy; I miss telling him 'tum kitne achhe ho' . I hope he is fine. I hope he is not sitting and crying singing 'tumse na jaane kyu.."
A- "Basket, please think ONLY about me now that the show is over. Fans are already crying coz they didnt see us getting married and completing our 'adhure kaam."

ARF- Ohhhh CVs please bring season-3! we wanna see more AR nokh-jhoks , eyelocks , duppatta falls & what ever they do after their marriage ( n fall n catch scn, fire escape once..)."

SRF- " Season-3?!!noooo wayyyyy! We dont want to see AR again.They have become veryyyyy borinnggg..We are happy that this crappp ended.."

Champa fans- "We will accept season-3 only with KaCha! otherwise no more DMG pleaseee.."

AR fans- "If u dont like DMG, dont watch na? Why make us unhappy?"

SRF- " We hate the sight of Arju. He is a pukeworthy person. We dont want to see him ever again"

ARF- "How dare u bash Arju?????? U dont want to see others happy.All SR fans are terrorists!you know what you and your friends along with your family must be harassed to the core.... you can't accept AR and that's why you are bashing them....."

SRF- "How dare u call us terrorists???? Am gonna get u arrested for this! U drooling phankas! U are as revolting as Arju."

ARF- " These SR fans are a real burden to the earth...well you must 'loose' someone from your so called family and you must be accused for that...people must accuse you for killing your family members, only then you will understand......"

SRF- " AR fans are stupid and fanatic! Just like their lusty AR"

ARF- " DON"T YOU DARE BASH Arju!!, i don't care about that Rampa-vampa...BUT NEVER DARE YOU BASH Arju....or else!!!

SRF- "Oye, kya karega tu??"

JS- "Will u guys stop it?"\

ARF- "Who the hell are u to tell us to stop it?? We know u are a sidhu supporter.Guys throw this man out!"

SRF- " Dont u dare to touch JS! "
The epic battle begins... As fans hurl abuses as well as things at one other, JS escapes.

A- "Basket, why dont we complete our tent waala raat here on this beautiful couch? Afterall I love to use the couch of others to make love to u"
R- " No, Arju, lets wait n see whether the cvs will ever come up with a season-3. isnt it for the fans that we do all these?"
A- "Fans ko goli maaro. Here come sit close to me. Let us make this couch famous FOREVER.."
The rest is left to ur imagination....
So with this JS resigns his Job as the DMG special reporter for Lunatic Times.😳
GOOD BYE........


Note- The comments by AR fans & SR fans inspired by those seen in the forum as well as the hate PM 'copy-pasted' to SR fans.😉
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Joota sing love u to the core!

JS u r awesome!! Rocking post!!🤣

wl miss u! :(