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July 23rd, 2010
will be remembered as an unfortunate day in the history of DMG.
The management of DMG School of' Drooling and Blushing' has decided to implement one more rule for the smooth functioning of their prestigious institution. They have decided to discontinue the drooling course known as AT and shift it to a nearby institution called CFC (it has got nothing to do with KFC , mind u).
The painful decision was taken after the supervisors were flooded with complaints that the members were busy in bashing and gossiping about other groups instead of doing what the ATs are intented for; drool, blush, sigh , dissect each expression & write essays on their favourite stars.
One of the supervisors told this reporter that they receive around 10,000 reports everyday and they are unable to cope up with the extra work. So they decided it was better not to have ATs ; which in turn means "na rahega baans na bhajega basuri".
While a few students agreed with the management decision, many raised their voice in protest. Miss Pari wanted to know why all AT classes have to suffer because of a few unruly students. When this reporter met her, she could not control her emotions. "why?" she cried, "why is the management so heartless??? We champa fans never abuse anybody! we only drool , sigh and at times faint watching KaCha scenes. Its difficult to run from CFC building to the school premise whenever there is a "we wont accept KaCha "topic. This decision is unacceptable", she said.
Miss Pinky, the well-known writer and student of DMG school said though she respects the decision she disagree".
Miss Imly said she fears that this would only lead to more students roaming around in the corridors, singing hymns in praise of the intensity of 'hotness', clothes, hair,eyes , lips and so on.
Miss Rosy wants to know how they will keep a count on their drooling classes since maths is 'strictly banned ' in CFC."How will we let others know that we are the best in drooling if we cant keep a count on it?, she asked.
Miss Lily said she is happy with the decision. She 'hates school' and so spending time at CFC would be fun.
Its yet to be seen whether the decision will help the school or create more head ache for the supervisors in future.
As the ATians pack their 'bori bister' to shift to the CFC, JS can only say..
"Oh jaane waale ho sa ke toh laut ke aana"
Jhoota Singh, Lunatic Times
Related topic- An article for the DMGians
will be remembered as an unfortunate day in the history of DMG.
The management of DMG School of' Drooling and Blushing' has decided to implement one more rule for the smooth functioning of their prestigious institution. They have decided to discontinue the drooling course known as AT and shift it to a nearby institution called CFC (it has got nothing to do with KFC , mind u).
The painful decision was taken after the supervisors were flooded with complaints that the members were busy in bashing and gossiping about other groups instead of doing what the ATs are intented for; drool, blush, sigh , dissect each expression & write essays on their favourite stars.
One of the supervisors told this reporter that they receive around 10,000 reports everyday and they are unable to cope up with the extra work. So they decided it was better not to have ATs ; which in turn means "na rahega baans na bhajega basuri".
While a few students agreed with the management decision, many raised their voice in protest. Miss Pari wanted to know why all AT classes have to suffer because of a few unruly students. When this reporter met her, she could not control her emotions. "why?" she cried, "why is the management so heartless??? We champa fans never abuse anybody! we only drool , sigh and at times faint watching KaCha scenes. Its difficult to run from CFC building to the school premise whenever there is a "we wont accept KaCha "topic. This decision is unacceptable", she said.
Miss Pinky, the well-known writer and student of DMG school said though she respects the decision she disagree".
Miss Imly said she fears that this would only lead to more students roaming around in the corridors, singing hymns in praise of the intensity of 'hotness', clothes, hair,eyes , lips and so on.
Miss Rosy wants to know how they will keep a count on their drooling classes since maths is 'strictly banned ' in CFC."How will we let others know that we are the best in drooling if we cant keep a count on it?, she asked.
Miss Lily said she is happy with the decision. She 'hates school' and so spending time at CFC would be fun.
Its yet to be seen whether the decision will help the school or create more head ache for the supervisors in future.
As the ATians pack their 'bori bister' to shift to the CFC, JS can only say..
"Oh jaane waale ho sa ke toh laut ke aana"
Jhoota Singh, Lunatic Times
Related topic- An article for the DMGians
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