The DP Snippet Corner: New Snippet Pg 70! - Page 53

silky plsss yaar, MOHAN-saroj ko lekar ek snippet, were he is asking saroj's decision 4 d guddi's groom🤣!! nd yaaa another snippet 4 my MG aka gambling MOHAN😍

Snippet:43
Mohan is gambling n pradeep is staring...
Mohan:tumhari puri family ki mujhe ghoorne ki adat hai ya beemari 😡
pradeep:😕
Mohan:i know sanskar hai 😳
Friend1:tumne to hm sbko loot liya 🥺
Mohan:yea dude!!! I m a decent robber aka gambler 😉
Friend2:patte to tumhare hatho me jaise naach rhe hai 😊
Mohan:ye toh cards hai,even gals loves to dance in my hands 😎
Mohan's friend:London se seedha yaha aa gaya haath saaf krne 🤔
Mohan:kya karu yaar!!! These poor cards were dying for the velvety touch of my hands 😎
*Mohan is loosing now*
Friend3: u r loosing man 😃
Mohan:game ka end abhi baki hai 😎
Friend2:kya krega?? Yaha toh teri pankhis b nhi hai 😈
Mohan:u never know!!! Meri pankhis kahi b ho skti hai n kbhi b aa skti hai
*Mohan checks his cards only to know dat he have got three queens*
Mohan(to cards):will you ppl let me loose 😉
*he shows the cards n wins*
Friend2:how the heck u got three queens 😕
Mohan:ye queens hai??? No dude,they r my pankhis 😎 maine kaha tha na,meri pankhis kahi b ho skti hai 😉
Mohan's friend:MG!!! tu kaise kr leta hai ye sb 😲
Mohan:u know, MG stands for what?? 😊
Mohan's friend:yes offcourse!!! Mohan Galla...
Mohan:No!!! MG stands for
Mohan the Ultimate Gambler 😎

Mohan the ultimate gambler 🤣

Originally posted by: harshu.sundas

silky plsss yaar, MOHAN-saroj ko lekar ek snippet, were he is asking saroj's decision 4 d guddi's groom🤣!! nd yaaa another snippet 4 my MG aka gambling MOHAN😍

yeah silky am with sundas doo make that gudda guddi marriage wala 😆 😆

DISCLAIMER : CVs please this is meant for fun... dont take it seriously and make Kastur sing another lori for Mohan in next epi!
Snippet:44
kastur:Mohan jee!! Main aapko lori sunaoon 😃
Mohan:what the hell is this lori 😕
Kastur:lori...🤔 wo gaane jo sulane ke liye gaate hai 😊
Mohan:but sulane key liye gaane kyu gaate hai 😕
kastur:uff! Mohan jee aap lori nhi jaante maa ne bachpan me sunai hogi...
Mohan:toh kya tum b sunaogi 😕 maa ne mujhe bachpan me bottle se doodh pilaya tha,toh kya tum b bottle me pilaogi
kastur:aapko doodh chaie 😃 main lekar aaoon...
Mohan:nhiii 😡
kastur:toh lori sunaaon...
Mohan:jo krna hai kro 🤢
*kastur begin to sing but just after a line Mohan interrupts*
Mohan:cut the loridrama...cut the loridrama...cut the loridrama... 😡😡
kastur:kyu aapko achi neend aaegi 😒
Mohan:achi neend 😲😲 ur lori is gonna give me childish nightmares 😡😡
kastur:lori se nightmares nhi,neend aati hai 😡
Mohan:yeah!! Aise boring song se neend hi aa skti hai 😳
kastur:ek achi dharampatni ka farz hota hai ki woh apne pati ko...
Mohan:LORI NA SUNAYE 😡
kastur:huh!!! 😡
Mohan:ek toh already dimaag ki band baj rhi hai upar se ye lori rockstar live concert ke mood mein hai 😡😡😡

Originally posted by: silky_harshad

Snippet:43
Mohan is gambling n pradeep is staring...
Mohan:tumhari puri family ki mujhe ghoorne ki adat hai ya beemari 😡
pradeep:😕
Mohan:i know sanskar hai 😳
Friend1:tumne to hm sbko loot liya 🥺
Mohan:yea dude!!! I m a decent robber aka gambler 😉
Friend2:patte to tumhare hatho me jaise naach rhe hai 😊
Mohan:ye toh cards hai,even gals loves to dance in my hands 😎
Mohan's friend:London se seedha yaha aa gaya haath saaf krne 🤔
Mohan:kya karu yaar!!! These poor cards were dying for the velvety touch of my hands 😎
*Mohan is loosing now*
Friend3: u r loosing man 😃
Mohan:game ka end abhi baki hai 😎
Friend2:kya krega?? Yaha toh teri pankhis b nhi hai 😈
Mohan:u never know!!! Meri pankhis kahi b ho skti hai n kbhi b aa skti hai
*Mohan checks his cards only to know dat he have got three queens*
Mohan(to cards):will you ppl let me loose 😉
*he shows the cards n wins*
Friend2:how the heck u got three queens 😕
Mohan:ye queens hai??? No dude,they r my pankhis 😎 maine kaha tha na,meri pankhis kahi b ho skti hai 😉
Mohan's friend:MG!!! tu kaise kr leta hai ye sb 😲
Mohan:u know, MG stands for what?? 😊
Mohan's friend:yes offcourse!!! Mohan Galla...
Mohan:No!!! MG stands for
Mohan the Ultimate Gambler 😎

thanx a lot silky🤗!! awesumm🤣🤣!! I want 2 b one of d queens among dose 3😍🤣!!! u r soo right, not only cards but even we dance on our MOHAN's taal😍

Snippet:45
Mohan is all drunk
Mohan:DDAAARRLLIIIGG!!
kastur:kya hai 😡
Mohan:Darling aankhon se ankhen chaar krne do 😃
Kastur:raat ke ek baje,neend se ankhein band ho rhi hai 😵
Mohan:roko na roko na mujhko kaam krne do😃
Kastur:din bhar kaam hi toh kiya hai 😕
Mohan(is out of char wid a fake smile):din bhar...😲 u r sho shweet kastur 😃 maine din bhar bas kaam kiya hai 😉
Kastur:main 9 bje se aapka intezar kr rhi thi 😒
Mohan(back in char):Darling!!sorry tujhe wait krte huwe zehmat huwi...
Kastur:huh! 😒
Mohan: sawaal krna teraaa
irritating hain haann
nhi kia toh rehmat huwi...Darling!!
kastur:😒
Mohan:hm abi dinner pe jaenge 😊
Kastur:☺️ abhi!!!☺️ aap b na Mohan jee...
Mohan:Darling!! Chodo jara sharmane ka ye qayadaa...
Kastur:log kya kahenge...
Mohan:public me sansani ek baar krne do...
Kastur:aur gharwale 😳
Mohan(comes close):gharwalon ko abhi intezar krne do 😎
Kastur:apne sharaab pee hai 😲
Mohan:nhiii!!maine nhi pee...wo woh glass full thi toh maine usse khali kr diya...but us stupid bar tender ne fir full kr di...maine fir khali kr di...wo glass full krta gaya aur main khali krta gaya...lekin maine nhi pee 😃
Kastur:toh aap us bar tender ke paas gaye kyun 😡
Mohan:doodh peene gaya tha 😃
Kastur:kanti Gala ke pote hokar aapne sharaab pee 😭
Mohan:maine nhi pee! bas glass ko khali kiya...waise tumhe pata hai meri umar me kanti Gala kya kya krte the?😉
kastur:nhi 😲 kya krte the??
Mohan:mujhe b nhi pata...but mujhe shaq hai 😳
Masala shop me krte yaha sb raas leela hai...
Main karu toh saala character dheela hai 😒

silky tu to chagayi bas🤣!! hai mera MOHAN was in serach of milk🤣, dat too in a bar🤣???

OMG Silk 🤣 🤣 🤣 you have him blaming the bartender for full glass 🤣