Witty side of The Most Wanted Detective ;) - Page 2

You are always welcome sweetie

Hello Amanat!😳

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

Hello Amanat!😳

Awesome thread! OMG that hum toh doobenge sanam is into my head now😆

All other things are equally enjoyable and full of outright attitude😎

Loving it! <3

Hi Mahi!
Thanks dear. That's my favourite too. 😆

Dev to Madhubala (the cat):

12/Aug/17

"Kya hai? Shakkar nahi hai"

Aap Dev Anand Burman hain? "Nahi R.D. Burman hoon. Gaane suno. Chal jaa" 😆

"Inspector saab ye kya tamasha laga rakha hai aapne hamare building mein. Pehle yahan murder hua hai uske upar ye nautanki. Saare residents, hum sab itne naakhush hain. Boliye inko jaane ke liye yahan se. Abhi. Abhi ka abhi"

Dev tum yahan kya kar rahe ho? "Morning walk ke liye aaya tha" "Garden mein toh duniya walk karti hai inspector Narvekar"

"Araam kijiye aap hi ka room samajhiye"

"Geeta ka murder ho gya or tumhari aankh tak nahi khuli, konsa drug leke sote ho bhai?"

"Or kya bola papa papa murder ho gaya?"

"Ye wheelchair walli acting karne ki kya zaroorat hai? Aaiye baithye na"

*Meera stumbles* "Ye shaanti degi?" "Apna jhola toh lekar jaao"

"Aapki beti hai Mr Pannu?" Nahi "Thank God!"

Aur waise bhi police mein meri bahut acchi pehchan "Or mere naam pe police station mein ek puri complaint box hai"

Tumhari wajah se aaj mujhe chor walli feeling aayi hai, "Toh konsi nayi feeling hai?"

"Bimaar ho? chalo utho" *bribes the watchman* "Thoda dawa paani karlo"

"Konsi dwai kharidi hai Ajmal miya mujhe bhi batao na. Mujhe bhi kaafi bhaagna padta hai or iss fancy dress mein kahan bhagte jaa rahe ho tum?"

Looking at Narvekar "Thank you bolne ki koi zarurat nahi hai"

Dev tumne mujhse mera ghar cheen liya. Ab mujhe apni ladayi khud ladni padegi. "Best of luck!" 😆

Tu kahin nahi jaayegi, yahin rahegi meri kirayedaar ban kar "Par Zora aapa humne koi garage thodi khol rakhi hai"

Zora aapa ka decision change kaise ho gya? "Iss umar mien aksar log sathya jaate hain. Chalo jaldi karo, vo firse apna decision badal na de"

OMG! Love the updated dialogues! I can't stop laughing!🤣

Correct me if something is wrong- Lots of Marathi words used in this epi. Not sure about 'em. Also if possible, someone please post those Marathi dialogues along with translation.

13/Aug/17

"800 rupaye, loot macha rakhi hai inn logon ne. Hospital mein sale nahi lagta?"

"Ae kya hai?" Aap ghar pe aise hi ghumte ho? "Bhada tu bharta hai?"

"Haan le jaao ise, jaakar kisi tijori mein band kardo"

"Log apne pair pe kulhadi maarte hain maine apne pair pe pura ka pura borewell hi maar diya hai. Lagta hai aaj hospital mein jaake injection lena padega inn dono ko jhelne ke liye"

"Jamaila! Society kya bolegi?" 😆

"Jab bhi main accha bann ne ki koshish karta hoon tum jaise log samjhte hi nahi ho"

Kon ho tum? "Wah! Lagta hai kalam ki taqat mein zyada hi vishwas hai tumhe"

Hacker nahi bro professional hacker. Aur mera dost bhi. "Hmm chor ka dost chor"

"Aur ye jo tere pravachan hain na, kisi or ko jaa kar dena because I don't care"

19/Aug/17

"Koi bhatakti aatma hogi tumse milne aayi hogi vo. Use subhe aane ko keh do. Main detective hoon ye call centre nahi hai"

"Kya hai? Ab mere kapde change karne mein meri help karogi?"

"Chor se chai walli"

"Help? Tumse? Jise life mein khud help ki zaroorat hai"

"Lo aaa gaye police uncle. Chalo game shuru karte hain"

Lagta hai mujhe apni beauty ka insurance karvana padega "Koi fyada nahi meri gaadi ki tarah aapka insurance bhi reject ho jaayega"

20/Aug/17

Tumhe mere baare mein itna sab kuch kaise pata? "Reading hai"

"Yahan toh Uma ki maut ka shok manaya jaa raha hai"

"Warna kya? Mujhe bhi maar dega? Dusri suitcase hai tumhare paas?"

Iss se pehle maine kisi par goli nahi chalayi "Kabhi na kabhi udghathan toh hona hi tha"

"Ab tum kam se kam Uma ke maa-baap se nazre toh mila sakoge"

"Kahan chali sawari aadhi raat ko?"

"Jise jahan bhi jaana hai jaane dijiye Zora Appa. Waise bhi iske jaane se ghar ki shaanti wapas aa jaayegi"

I like how most of his witty side and snark comes out when Meera is around 😳