clean but bad one liner humor - Page 3

Originally posted by: lonely0planet

still stealing from internet.. have to come up with my own:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Originally posted by: Freethinker112

Better to not post and be thought of having no original quotes, than to post and remove all doubt. 😆

^ i did one original. 😆

ofcourse you did 😆

Originally posted by: Freethinker112

Better to not post and be thought of having no original quotes, than to post and remove all doubt. 😆

^ i did one original. 😆

no one appreciates honesty these days including my boss 😛

You are pasting from the site I googled and hoped to copy.

Originally posted by: Freethinker112

You are pasting from the site I googled and hoped to copy.

😆first one was from my office chat channel.. after horsemeat scandal that channel has only got jokes on Findus which i dont get.. but will share the ones i like ..

Originally posted by: lonely0planet

😆first one was from my office chat channel.. after horsemeat scandal that channel has only got jokes on Findus which i dont get.. but will share the ones i like ..

your own lines are killers, google is only for boring dumb 12 year olds like me 😕

i always have the last word in an argument with my wife, its just that sometimes she can't hear it.

my boss just put me incharge of obeying him.

This match won't light, which is weird because it did this morning.!!