MOTW - The Seventh Apprentice - Page 73

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

^^

You both should censor your content.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

All right folks. It is well past 2 AM. I've done as many tasks as I could tonight. I have till Saturday midnight (although I have to prep for next bakra). Lets see what I can get done till then.

Key

Basic Set - Page 1
Answers - Page 2

OBJ Basic Set 1 - Page 2
Answers - Page 6

Angie Dark Set 1 - Page 2
Answers - Page 7

Mister. K Smart Set 1 - Page 2
Answers - Page 12

Angie Star Wars Set - Page 3
Answers - Page 23

Summer Basic Set - Page 3
Answers - Page 23

Believe Basic Set - Page 3
Answers - Page 24 (last Q WIP)

G's set for SJB - Page 3
Task Four - Page 34
Tasks Five & Six - Page 38, Subtask - Page 39
Task Two - Page 39
Task One - Page 64
Task Three - WIP

G's set for Varsha - Page 3
Tasks One, Two, Five, Nine - Page 65

G's set for Ajnu - Page 4
Task One, Four, Five, Six, Seven - Page 73
Task Two - Page 79

Angie carry over set - Page 4
Answers - Combined with G's Set for SJB Task Two - Page 39

Baz Basic Set - Page 4
Task Two - Combined with Angies Star Wars Page 23
Task Five - Combined in G's set, this is RTH Page 64
Tasks One, Three, Four, Six - Page 77


G's set for herself - Page 4
Page 68

Baz Set 2 - Page 4
Task Two - Page 77

OBJ Will Q - Page 10
Answers - Page 77

Karan Set - Page 15

Karan Star Wars - Page 20
Answers - Combined with Angie's Star Wars Page 23

Mister. K List Task - Page 20
Answers - Page 77

SJB Picture Set - Page 23
OBJ Doink Laughs - Page 24
Persy Basic - Page 24
Karan Grrr another set - Page 34
Karan Double Grr another set - Page 39
OBJ Cheese Story - Page 47
Ajnu teenage task - Page 59
Summer Prediction - Page 74
OBJ Recipe - Page 78

Originally posted by: jettythegod

done, I dont like *** in my words,so I biologified my sig.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

You set the bar really high for the next bakra.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Sarina, thanks for all the laughs this past weeks! I really enjoyed your MOTW responses. You set the bar really high for the next bakra.

I'll check this thread again to see if you accomplished any more tasks. Just wanted to thank you for your time and efforts before I take to the skies again.

Take care and keep rocking!

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Some of my questions:

This one is for kaanta, so that he does not sulk for eternity when this MOTW is done. Tongue

1) Pick 10 DM members and give us the titles of the books written about them. Give at least 3 titles or more for each person.

Mister.K

Who Am I?: A dissertation of the extrapolation of the existential quest for answers to humanistic enigmas explained with nihilistic reductions to rational minimalistic expressions namely quantum fluctuations. (Includes foreword by SVCG)

Good Cop, Bad Cop: A lay person's guide to using Big Brother's long nose to protect yourself on the internet

Ctrl Alt Del: Nothing is worth it. Abort, Ignore, Don't retry and reboot.

Gauri_3

The Art of (internet) War: Sun Tzu's best selling literary classic about warfare has been reinterpreted for the modern generation.

Battleship Waterloo: The follow up book by famed online warfare strategist, on how to fashion battleships to make your enemies meet their Waterloo

Mein Kampf: A final tell all book of the internets brazened war veteran

Believe

Without word English success: A hysterical take on how to get rich without trying. A young man explains his fame and fortunes attained without any coherence. A record setting book as it has no complete sentences

Male menses - A manly monthly cycle: Who says women are the only ones to suffer, cramps, pain and the monthly roller coaster of hormonal emotions. Men can too, and better to boot. A heart rendering tale of menstruating men and the emotional turmoil they go through. Special edition includes sympathy labor.

😛😉 : How not to flirt, but flirt and look like you are not flirting but you claim that you don't look like but you obviously do.

Summer3

An article in time: An amazing book that explains how anything and everything can be said or done with the use of google searched articles.

Tiger Tiger Burning Bright: We all may hate on Tiger Woods and call foul on his sex addiction. But deep down all men love Tiger. Tiger is God, and one man boldly lays it out like it is.

Mantra Tantra: An internet collection of myths, hymns, beliefs and tales from across the worlds stitched together in this intriguing newage masterpiece.

Souro

Sarcasm! Not: The straight shooting debater expresses his disdain at what he deems the most deplorable arts of rhetoric.

Meaty Tasty: Ever since TNF called him a vegetarian, he has been assertive of his meat eating ways. He shares his love for meat in this book so that no woman may try to win him through a vegetarian stomach

Giddy Turtle: A collection of short stories based on his giddy turtle av. A follow up to the 'This is RTH' story trend.

Ajnu

My Bollywood moments: The happy Ajnu shares how life is just a series of Bollywood moments narrating enchanting anecdotes and memories of times shared with friends, family and special ones.

Death Glare: The angry Ajnu shares all things that make her angry and get her blood boiling and explains the deadly art of death glares that can send armies away shrieking and crying. Other cold tactics also explained.

Oopsies: An anthology of interesting discussions ranging from one's uterus, female cycles, lingerie shopping and a whole lot of outrageous, hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy oopsies.

TNF:

Who Am I?: A lighthearted response to Mister. K's book. The author clearly illustrates that understanding any this or that is far fetched when the average user is trapped between their own multiple identities lost at who they are.

The art of Spam: Another counter book to Gauri's art of war. Argument, intellect, wit and sarcasm can only go so far. Clearly who can stand up to endless unleashing of meaningless mindless spam that buries all other arguments in seconds?

Paparazzi: The self proclaimed IF celebrity explains why there is no such thing as bad publicity and how to shoot up in the record books and in people's impressions and minds by always stirring up a ruckus.

Mahi

Idiots guide to Baking: Filled with useful tips like remembering sugar in cakes

Marriage excuses: 1000001 things you can excuse yourself from because you are married.

Idiots Guide to IF: A beloved of many shares her journey

Baz:

John Kerry - My Hero: Just like the great John Kerry changed his stance and opinions to match the election pulse of a nation, our young hero shows us how to match the pulse of his people.

Asma, Gaga et all - Baz shares his unique taste in music and explains why some people just don't have appreciation for the unusual and extraordinary talents.

Diabetic: A collection of sweet posts by Baz. It is the chicken soup for the clinically depressed to show that the world is actually full of rainbows and ponies and candy canes and sparkles and sprinkles and joy and singing and laughter and music and so on and so forth.

OBJ

The FOOL Trilogy: FOOL! FUGLY FOOL! and FOOL BETCH! An angry ranting over problems with all IF members, IF sections, IF topics, and everything in the world.
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Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Grrrr G Mera Gilles sab tumhara bana rahe hai. 😡