MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 43

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: karandel_2008



I had known it months back 😉

Kitna bada teer maar liya! And the award goes to...
Let the duel begin 😉😆😆
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey


Here are some book titles. Assign them to members of your choice!!!


POH. He was supposed to be the next MOTW and after seeing the first three pages of this week's MOTW, i.e. all bahni and Karan's (especially bahni's) tasks, he took refuge in the restroom of his house. He is still hiding there😆

(btw, did any one else here wondered about why illustrations are needed for this book😆)

Ajnu, aur kaun😆 That's Empti on his knee about to be cooked.
Me. Picchley paanch dinon sey til til ker key roz marr rahee hoon. Uss sey achha ek baar hee marr ker nibat tee😭
Bahni.......just wanted to rub in how old she is getting. She started quilting when she turned 50..............and that was 25 years ago!
Ajnu again😆 She needs to start paying some attention to the dogs chasing her all the time. Kya pata unn mei hee koi sheep mil jaye.😆
Sarina --- she is the one who claimed no one can screw girls better than another girl.
Mister K. Umm naaah. Scratch that. This will be assigned to Karan😡 Tab sey naak mei dum ker key rakha hai. On third thoughts ---- assigned to Sarina and Karan --- chalo dono, shuru ho jao.
Middy's picture in Googly's pocket. Bechara sari raat piye na toh aur kya karey?
SolidSnake. I was wondering where he is these days.
Middy walled up. Krustal Walled in. Mahi - somewhere in between.
Mister K - kahan hum dumbos mei aa ker phans gaye becharey. Paagal bana ker chhod diya unn ko sab ney!
Karan (😛 bola thha na sudhar jao) Sab ladkiyon ko toh rakhi baandh ker baittha hai. Yeh na karey toh aur kya karey?
Sarina because she hates babies and calls them parasites.😡
Jab yeh sab bol saktee hai toh kuchh bhi ker saktee hai. Hades kee cheli jo tthehree. This one is disgusting Bahni. Why did you post this here?
Summer_3. Kyoon --- kyoon ki he is making efforts to save his marriage with TNF.
Debo, I guess. teddys sey khelney kee umer toh usee kee hai yahan.
Me and my bahni
always bitching hain jee
that our jobs suck the worst
FB pey jao zara
Walls dekh ker aao zara
yehi sab likha hai bas...........(sing to the tune of main albeli, ghoomun akeli)


P.S. Edited to change one of the assignments. Task for DMers --- figure out which one it is😆

Edited by Gauri_3 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
Key:

Page 1:

Sarina: MOTW basic info tasks: rsponses are on Page 4

Page 2:

1) K: Gadhey murdey ukhaadna task - response is on pg. 4

2) Believe: easy breezy sweet & simple set - Response is on pg 5

3) Bahni - #1 - # 7 Tasks. Responses are as follows:

#1: Cook DMers - pg. 11

#2: Dedicate songs to DMers: pg. 71

#3: Sadela shayari assigned to DMers: pg. 15

#4: Assign phobias and cure to DMers: pg. 60

#5: Bringing back some fav old MIA DMers pg. 65

#6: To be blended with Karan's shadi.com task.

#7: convincing DMers pg 11.

Page 3:

4) Angie: Disciplining DMers task: Response is on Pg. 15

5) Karan: 3 Matchmaking/Shadi.com tasks - Responses are on following pages:

#1) Gauri the matchmaker - match up DMers and form heterosexual couples: MOTW Part II - Pg. 3.
#2) Gauri - the Matchmaker - Lesbo Couples - Page 33, MOTWII
#3) Gauri - the Matchmaker - Homo Couples - pg 26, MOTW-II

Page 5:

6) POH: Assign emotican task - response is on pg . 6

Page 7:

7) K: History of my IDs ? response is on pg.7 as well but K ignored it royally

Page 8:

8) Bahni: #8-#13 tasks - replaced with captions tasks on pg 147 🥳 🤪

Page 9:

9) Ajnu: Two scenarios on mangoes and stuff: half a$$ed responses are on pg. 10

Page 10:

10) Sarina: 12 tasks/scenarios (with some RFI provided on pg. 54): responses are as follows:

#1 & #2 on pg. 10

#12 blended with Karan's shadi.com task on pg

Remianing WIP

11) K: pre-screening Karma feelers: response is on pg. 10 --- totally ignored by K

12) Summer's breezers - Response is on pg. 36, MOTW-II.

Page 11:

13) Pogo's task on explaining a quote: response is on pg. 13

Page 19.

14) Bahni: Assign T-Shirts to DMers - respons is in two parts on pg 101 & 103

Page 35

15) Debayon's tasks - Page 39, MOTW-II

Page 54:

16) Sarina: Scenarios #13 - #15 - WIP

17) Believe: Questions & Assign pictures to DMers - response is on pg. 105


18) Angie: Apply marham to DMers zakhm given by me - Angie took it back YAAHOOOO 🤪🥳and replaced with the one below on page 9, MOTW-II.

Page 81:

19) Ajnu: Tasks #3 - #10 - WIP

Page 147:
(Replaces #8 above) Bahni's Caption the book titles task (with Souro's limrick as a bonus) - Response on pg. 53 - MOTW-II.

MOTW-II; Page 9:

Replaces #18 above): Brink K out of his shell - response on pg. 24 MOTW-II
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No more tasks till these are done - if and when these are done. I have room for only K's Karma quiz if I passed his screening😆
Reserve:
POH's fun fun fun set on pg 151 - contingent upon Sarina agreeing to replacing one of her sets with this one.




Edited by Gauri_3 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Believe when he sees Ajnu's hari batti



🤣 🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Karan (😛 bola thha na sudhar jao) Sab ladkiyon ko toh rakhi baandh ker baittha hai. Yeh na karey toh aur kya karey?



Gauri, all of them were good, but this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..... and what is with Karan's fixation with that gay Italian guy? 🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: return_to_hades



You two are just plain mean to me. Naa to chain se jeene dete hai. Na to chain se marne dete hai. Marital bliss or marital hell ke beech me latkate rehte hai.

Thats ok. I'm a masochist. Dirty babes, you see these shackles, baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.

Anyways, I'm a pup in training.



Babes, yahan "hain" use karna thha because you are talking about meanie gauri and meani ajnu both - plural hai na😆 🤗
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Kitna bada teer maar liya! And the award goes to...
Let the duel begin 😉😆😆



🤣 teer maar liya. tum refree ho kya jo haath utthaey bagal mein khadee hai😆

Karan, iss mei itna brag karney kee kya baat hai😆

K, PM me please. Want to know what you guessed. And NO - it is NOT Shoorpnakha😆
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Emptiness



Gauri, all of them were good, but this one 🤣..... and what is with Karan's fixation with that gay Italian guy? 🤣🤣



I think bahni showed his pic to Karan on FB and now Karan is head over heels in love with him😆 Chalo, meri toh dukaan chalee naheen. Banda family mei iss tarah aa jaye toh woh bhi thheek hai. Mujhey toh waisey bhi tarastee nigahon sey dekh dekh raal tapkatey kaam chalana hai😆
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Emptiness



Gauri, all of them were good, but this one 🤣.. and what is with Karan's fixation with that gay Italian guy? 🤣



🤣 hello fellow fag empti 🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3



Babes, yahan "hain" use karna thha because you are talking about meanie gauri and meani ajnu both - plural hai na😆 🤗



Spare me a break. Hindi is like my third language. Its better than Ajnu. Remember how confused she gets when we talk in pure Hindi.

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