MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 33

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Empti & Icethinker :

Do I need to give you two any advice? I think not! Keep doing what you two did while cooking bahni lauki key koftey and you'll be just fine.

Whatever was done back there was done only by Ice-thinker (being on Top) What did Empti do? yeah right heating ice-thinker up 😆

Oh, one parting shot for Empti - consider not heating K to a smoke in Icethinker's presence. He will be jealous. On second thoughts - thoda bahut jala bhuna ker always rakhna chahiye. Hmmm -I would say stay away from K but it's okay to bring Bazzy to a boil every now and then. That will help Bazzy with his self esteem and make it easy for him to woo Souro. Souro is a tough cookie, you know.

Bazzy boy water can crack the cookie in some steaming session

Karan & Cloddy:

Yeh Sarina ne apna MID cloddy kab se rakh liya? Oh I see jab se cloddy ne apna naam clodpolish se change karke mindbender rakha tab se 😛

Ab baandh rakhi issey, Karan!

arey baandhne ke aur bhi uses hain. Like while a "session" is underway, then using it to blindfold and then proceeding 😛

Viva la electricity in their romance! They both have transgressed to the next level long time ago in a different world - the world of music. So, I'll jump right to the point. For that, you'll have to touch each other subtly . Don't go OTT with your touces and caress. I know this is what Empti has been teaching you but don't listen to Empti.

Empti kya sikhayega woh tu bachpan se "V" hai bechara. Baaki idhar I got started from the age of 3 yrs (talking guy-gal thing and not guy-guy thing) 😛

Uss ka bas chaley to tum sey cloddy ko bhi rakhi bandhwa dey.

Without touching there is no sex ---hope you are aware of this fact.

Believe asked once what is phone sex? ab use samjhayo yeh fact 😛 Baaki about me being aware - bahut experience hai 😉 innocent aise hi thodi na hoon 😆

And I don't have "cloddy's hand touching your cheek with a chathaak sound" kind of touch here. To get the ball rolling,

empti and debu yahan bhi above line mein inneundo dhond lenge

touch early and often. Make sure your touches are sensual and motivating, not crude sexual pawing --- like qwerty's. This is why Qwerty went to K. He knows how to keep him under control.

Anyways, back to you and cloddy --- examine his cool wristwatch. Flatten his mussed-up collar. Slap away his too-familiar fingers. Read his palm. Test his kiss-ability quotient. Your fleeting touches will leave him begging for more......

kyon "11 things to attract gay men" ke alawa aur kya kya padha hai italian job ke liye?

and please excuse me. I have to go and puke now.

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

Ok....now after reading this how i wish it was ALL true!!😆 seriously LOL, maybe THAT would teach him to whip up stupid, off-topic and obstinate remarks on the Kashmir and nudity threads.😡😡

i feel sorry for the poor bloke though, imagine having to undergo my tempestuous tantrums of piled-up steam- that'll teach him not to make seditious remarks on Kashmir , eh?🤣

btw, wheres he? seems to have given this thread a miss-??😆

ps whos Betty Crocker?

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Btw, I think G was a bit too easy on Icy. I prefer my Krystalized edits. 😉

Originally posted by: Mindbender

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Bazzy boy, I know you are shy one but I'm afraid you'll have to make the first move here. Souro may bite your head off

Debu and Empti yahan bhi above line main inneundo nikal lenge

Originally posted by: Emptiness

Looks like you beat us to it 😛... and to be perfectly honest, I did not think of any inneundo whilst reading this, but since you brought it up 🤣.... what's happening to you Karan?!, you are becoming even worser than me, God knows what other dirty thoughts run through your mind 🤣

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Good one.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Karan's 2nd Set:

Make lesbian couples out of women he listed in his set.

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Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
Rita Mae Brown

I do not know who Rita Mae Brown is, but here is a truth - No man can screw you like a woman can.

This is why Girl friend Special comes to their mind whenever they see lesbian couples together. Guys here must also be expecting something like:

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright

Actually since I am still high on Derek and Nicole from the Pussycat dolls, winning DWTS, here is an apt Pussycat Dolls song to add to the mood. 😆

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

Sorry to disappoint you guys. This one will be more mushy guhsy bollywood type matchmaking than what I did with y'all. I think women will connect with other women more on the emotional level than physical. The physical part kicks in later. But then, what do I know😆

Oh bummer for Empti. How will he twist the emotions?

Middy & Krystal:

Whenever we walk by their apartment, we hear @%$#^ &*^%$. !@#$. * $%^&*. @$$$$. @@@$$$$$$$$. But, like others in this apartment complex, ek dum mast bollywoodiya jodi hai.

Middy often doesn't pay attention to where she is going once she starts. We often see krystal grab middy's aanchal and sing:

Middy jee zara dheerey chalo

Krystal khadi yahan krystal khadi

Middy then sings: chhod doh aanchal zamana kya kaheyga😳

Aisey hee din beet rahey hain dono key ek saath. SO far so good but not for long. Keep reading.

Angie & my_view

Angie used to be singing --- chhoona na mujhey, pari hoon main --- all the time. This used to piss my_view off. my_view used to yell, "WTF! Chhoona nahi toh kya karoon? Tumhari pooja😡. Are you out of your mind or what! And that "pari" bit is debatable too, Missy! Okay, may be they don't connect on emotional level first. My bad up there.

However, eventually they both forgot the fights and started getting along quite well. Now days, both go around singing "dekha jab sey dekha dekha tum ko yara socha na samjha bas pyar ho gaya. Oh my love, my love, jaaney jaan O' my love." I hear them singing this one when I am walking Aria in the neighborhood park. They go there for a stroll hand in hand all lovey dovey. Giles is here. I gotta go. BTW, remind me to thank Sarina for introducing me to Giles yesterday😉

Grrr. 😡 Btw what happens to this couple when Mister. K visits?

P1nk & TNF:

In dono ka haal kuchh aisa hai:

Thandey thandey pani sey nahana chahiye

Gana aaye ya na aaye gana chahiye.

Behad besuri hain dono. Phir bhi jab pyar sey ek doosrey ko dekh ker gati hain -- raat baki, baat baki hona hai jo ho janey doh -- tab hum sab padosi apni khidkiyon per khadey ho ker chillatey hain kee job hona hai jaldi hee ho janey doh aur hamein so janey doh.

Ajnu & RTH

RTH loved singing:

bas yahee apradh main her baar karta hoon

Aadmi hoon ho aadmi sey pyar karta hoon

This used to anger Ajnu and she used to yell , "For the one thousandth time, tum aadmi naheen ho. Tum aurat ho. What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man? That said; keep in mind that I wear the pants in this house."

And I'll take them off. 😉

Rth: Whatever you say, babes. Anything for you, janeyman. Tum mil gayeen toh samjho khuda mil gaya!

Ajnu: Tum phir uss chhichhorey Empti sey tips lene gayeen thheen na.

RTH: Sorry. Aagey sey naheen jaungi.

Ajnu: Arrey, mainey aisa toh naheen kaha thhaa na

RTH: 😕

G. Why are you misquoting Ajnu. It was I giving Empti the tips. After all I wrote the book on Ajnuness and married her as a heathen no conversion needed. And its my name she calls. 😛

These days they are always singing "zara zara touch me touch me touch me". We all hope that the song is meant for just the two of them between the two of them.

Haha even you could not resist this coupling. I'm really convinced now that DIVORCE ke baad hi shaadi exciting hoti hai. First Ajnu becomes the woh between me and Bazzy, now this. Ajnu pehle kyon nahin kaha ki honeymoon ke liye shaadi ki nahin divorce ki zaroorat hai. To mai December me hi divorce de deti.

Bahni & Varsha:

Made for each other. We often hear them both humming "aap kee nazron ney samjha pyaar key kaabil mujhey" to each other. The very first time it rained here, bahni got all excited. She did not get to see much rain where she came from. She grabbed Varsha and pulled her on the patio and started singing:

Rim jhim gire saawan
Sulag sulag jaye mann
Bheege aaj is mausam mein
Lagi kaisi yeh aagan, la la la, la la

Pehle bhi yun to barse the baadal
Pehle bhi yun to bheega tha aanchal........

Hey bhagwan, yahan bhi aanchal. Let's go and check the next couple.

Mahi & SVCGL

Mismatched --- right from the day one. Mashi feels unloved and cries buckets day in and day out. All day out she was sitting by her door crying and would grab any one passing by and start telling them how miserable she is with SVCGL.

It all started when Mahi got a thesaurus as a wedding gifts. There was still no sense to anything. But at least her vocabulary was exquisitely richer.

We all got so tired of all the moping that we requested K to shoo away SVCGL ... which he did. And we set Mahi up with middy and krystal. These day, we hear them singing

Ek ek sey bhaley doh

Doh doh sey bhaley teen......

In between, Krystal also bursts out singing "beedi jalayee ley jigar sey piya" and both middy and mahi take strong objection when Krystal comes to .. ja padosi key choolhey sey aagh leyi ley. Ajnu and Sarina are their padosi, you see.

I've noticed that you conveniently skipped yourself from all three parts. I'm guessing it is to hide your covert cradle snatching cougar ways. 😉