MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 31

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

Pehle main apne pati se to nibat loon 😆 Dekho kitna kuch anaap shanaap keh daala hai doosrey ke gharon mein 😆

I can't access the link. Remember which part of the world I am in? 😉😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Out now. Will be back later. Bahni, keep this Karan in check. He is corrupting you too😡

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Bahni ko beech mei matt ghaseeto aur apni baat karo. Tum ney same question Gengu sey bhi toh poochhey thhey na. Kya hua thha wahan

Sorry, I refuse to let you or bahni steal my thunder from me this week It's the answers that make a question hit or flop

Don't know why I am so pissed this morning

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

oh You cant read, chalo main bata deta hoon. Its a list on how to attract gay men and someone (not us) might learning things when that italian guy turned out to be gay 😉😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Here is my evil question that even Gengu didnt answer completely

From a list, I have gleaned some names for my slightly evil question.
Disclaimer: People with angelic hearts are advised to skip the evil question and Gauri's answer and it doesnt matter if someone PMed Gauri or not :P:


Evil Begins

Task:

i) Now pick all the users from the list and make 3 types of couples for each of them.
We want at least 16 couples or more from the above list and no one should be left out ;)

ii) Also besides the couples provide some controversial Gauri-special 2-3 liners or more for each of the couple. Its not fun without those lines.


3) hubby (choose male)- hubby (choose male)

Karan, I am doing this for only four couples. Hope you'll be understanding.

NOTE: NO OFFENSE MEANT. IT IS NOT A PLEASANT READ. PLEASE VENTURE AT YOUR OWN RISK. BLAME KARAN AND GO AFTER HIM IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ASSIGNED PARTNERS AND NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO SWAP WITH YOU.

Gays......ermmm...I mean Guys,

Have you ever seen a super-hot guy wander off with someone you wouldn't give the time of day? That's because the art of seduction has a lot more to do with social skills than with naked physical attraction. It's not 30 pounds you need to lose to pick up more men --- it's your inner fears. Stop letting your appearance be an excuse to hide.

To get started in the pick-up game, you need to go where gay men are and learn to approach them (DUHHH). And not just one or two guys, but many guys (DUH again). If you can't strike up a conversation, you don't have a chance to pick up and eventually seduce someone you're attracted to. In a nutshell --- Approach a lot of guys.

kitne Italian gay guys hai tumhare neighbourhood main?

How about let me fix you gays.....oops.....I mean guys..... with each other first. Y'all can decide whether it's working for you or not. If not, than consider swapping with each other ---- and NO --- you are on your own to decide who you swap with. Don't be looking at me for help. I can only do so much.

K & Qwerty:

🤣

Since compliment freely is not in K's nature, I would suggest he thaws the ice b/w him and qwerty by negging. My suggestion to K:

Since compliments ("I love your smile!") give away your attraction, throw them in the dust bin with the pick-up lines. Instead, learn to neg. Negging is the art of giving a half-compliment, setting up a dissonance in your pick-up target. Examples: "I love your smile --- are you wearing braces?" Chances are Qwerty wears braces. Sarey daant pakka toot chukey hongey when he used to hang around public transportation in Mumbai.............enough now, methinks.

Another one could be --- "That's a nice shirt - did you get it at the outlet mall?" That should get him talking immediately. After all we all know how cheap his tastes are. I mean who prefers haphus over langda! There gotta be some ghetto influence on him during his growing years given his preferences.

I remember Qwerts is very particular about his hair. You can also consider this line ---"I've never seen hair like that before."

negging main complete kar deta hoon: Listen Qwerts, I've never seen hair like that before- "only if you had any"

The neg should always sound friendly and positive and only subliminally be insulting. You are a master of this technique --- remember how you complimented on my vivaciousness this afternoon and then smoothly tagged the flamboyance on the side too!!! That is what Negging is all about, baby and you have it all nailed already.

You are ready to negsexcite your subject , i.e. Qwerty, by sending contradictory signals spinning in his brain and creating excitement he will be intrigued to resolve. I am sure Qwerty will be dancing to your tunes before the evening is over.

Mister K ko guidelines de di. I have some words for Qwerty: To make Mister K happy, read "Ksutra" even if thats not exactly what you will be looking for, its enough to get you started

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

😆 Lekin agar Italian gay hai to Bahni ke kis kaam ka? Unless woh "guy" nahin "bhains" hai 🤣

Originally posted by: debayon

Oops, in all this confusion, I forgot to add my Q's: You looked so kweet when you were all confused. Kis ney kaha thha kee sawal poochhna lazimi hai yahan?

Here you go:

Complete the following:

I chose to complete them in my ishtyle so that Karan doesn't try to be a party pooper once again

The conclusion is the place where Sarina beats our butts and locks the thread.

When women are depressed, they kick men's butts. When men are depressed, they get their butts kicked by the women.

Love is temporary insanity as long as you fall for just one person at a time.

Before marriage, a man will dance to a woman's tunes something you say.
After marriage, he'll start dancing even before you start singing.

Every fight is a food fight when you are broke. and living under a bridge

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name carries (Love Cosby. Did not change this one. My kids' names end in a vowel too 😆)

Pity your boss - you got him fired when you sued him after sleeping with him.

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; it really pisses our K off.

Motivation is when your dreams start showing you how much you suck.

Experience is the name everyone gives to failures.

A Freudian slip is when you tell me I am Certified "Pubic" Accountant.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to get justice. Heard cuckoo saying thin is his head because he thinks Sarina hears him but.......😆

Old Professors never die but once they were as much fun as you and I.

There are two seasons in Scotland - Checking him out season and vacation --- bahni will vouch for it😆

And to respond to these insults:

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Be glad it was not your boyfriend's stilettos.

Empti - Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Gauri - Roses are red violets are blue, I had a rock and I threw it at you. (visit sadelas for the pun)

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

awww....don't worry! It's the technique that matters; not size.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******

You need to get outa there first - you pain in the butt!

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

This is hilarious! Why did your mom slap you when you said that to her?

Debu visiting Gauri and sees a beautifully framed mirror --- mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh

Oh, we changed them all because you were visiting us.

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

It's hightime you take your head outa your ass, buddy. And remember, you have the nose only on one of the heads.

People like you are the reason I'm on medication.

tsk...tsk...tsk.....still suffering from inferiority complex, bud?

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Repeat 10 times so that you won't forget - ever.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

awwww...you are still dead scared of pretty and smart people?

Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.

Of course you did! Who in their right mind would call a hottie like me cool? btw, not only you lied, you plagiarized too.😉 (see if you figure the last part out)

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Thank God for small mercies!

Damn not you again.......

Oh, I just came to inform you your GF moved in with me last night.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

Takes one to know one.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.

What, you managed to pay your cellphone bill after all!

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

Likewise.

If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!

I would have but a fugly loser like you would still not know what a dick looks like.

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

awww...you poor autistic baby🤗

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

I am glad the therapy sessions are working.

Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

Let me remind you --- it was when Empti slapped you right across your cheek.

Page 1:

Sarina: MOTW basic info tasks: rsponses are on Page 4

Page 2:

1) K: Gadhey murdey ukhaadna task - response is on pg. 4

2) Believe: easy breezy sweet & simple set - Response is on pg 5

3) Bahni - #1 - # 7 Tasks. Responses are as follows:

#1: Cook DMers - pg. 11

#2: Dedicate songs to DMers: pg. 71

#3: Sadela shayari assigned to DMers: pg. 15

#4: Assign phobias and cure to DMers: pg. 60

#5: Bringing back some fav old MIA DMers pg. 65

#6: To be blended with Karan's shadi.com task.

#7: convincing DMers pg 11.

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4) Angie: Disciplining DMers task: Response is on Pg. 15

5) Karan: 3 Matchmaking/Shadi.com tasks - Responses are on following pages:

Page 5:

6) POH: Assign emotican task - response is on pg . 6

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7) K: History of my IDs ? response is on pg.7 as well but K ignored it royally

8) Bahni: #8-#13 tasks - replaced with captions tasks on pg 147 🥳 🤪

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9) Ajnu: Two scenarios on mangoes and stuff: half a$$ed responses are on pg. 10

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10) Sarina: 12 tasks/scenarios (with some RFI provided on pg. 54): responses are as follows:

#1 & #2 on pg. 10

#12 blended with Karan's shadi.com task on pg

Remianing WIP

11) K: pre-screening Karma feelers: response is on pg. 10 --- totally ignored by K

12) Summer's breezers - Response is on pg. 36, MOTW-II.

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13) Pogo's task on explaining a quote: response is on pg. 13

Page 19.

14) Bahni: Assign T-Shirts to DMers - respons is in two parts on pg 101 & 103

Page 35

15) Debayon's tasks - Page 34, MOTW-II

Page 54:

16) Sarina: Scenarios #13 - #15 - WIP

17) Believe: Questions & Assign pictures to DMers - response is on pg. 105

18) Angie: Apply marham to DMers zakhm given by me - Angie took it back YAAHOOOO 🤪🥳and replaced with the one below on page 9, MOTW-II.

19) Ajnu: Tasks #3 - #10 - WIP

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Awww look who is getting angry about italian job 😛 Abhi tu bus yeh Italian bread thi, pasta tu baaki hai 😆

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

🤣 Tabhi Gauri pissed hai subah se and is singing "Meri bhains ko danda kyon mara.." 🤣