MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 32

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

^^@twists dekho koi kaise italian guy twist ko ignore kar gaya in her reply 😛

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Pasta pakaney key liye wait karo when you become the bakra again😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Originally posted by: Emptiness

🤣.... i don't know what you intended to mean there, but i cracked up reading that line

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Mister & Mrs Ajnu: Empty & Ajnu

Now a days, Empti enters the bathroom with his right foot in first and leaves it with his left foot out first. Baki sab yahan naheen likha jaa sakta.

😆 😆 😆
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SholaJoBhadkey & Qwerty:

Someone asked Bahni at a cocktail party once, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" My Bahni replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

😆 😆

With a glint in her eyes, my bahni whispered, "Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia."

😆

Krystal & Icethinker:
This one is a rab ney bana dee type jodi --- perfect for each other as only Krystal can control Icethinker. Still Krystal got so frustrated with him that she decided to divorce him and marry someone else. So she inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received 9 letters from all the esteemed ladies mentioned in this post. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

😆 😆 You just give such an awesome beginning and ending!

Now, I know everyone here wants to know why Krystal was so frustrated with Icethinker. Here's why:

Krystal: The car has a flat tire

Icethinker: Does it look like I have 'firestone' written on my head?

Krystal: "Ugh" and walkes outta the room.

The next day when Icethinker walked in from work:

Krystal: The dish washer broke down.

Icethinker: Does it look like I have 'whirlpool' written on my forehead?

Krystal: Ughhhhh

The next day Icethinker came home and noticed the tire was changed and the dishwasher was fixed.

Icethinker: How did you get this stuff done?

Krystal: The guy next door told me he'd fix them if I gave him a French kiss OR if I baked him a cake.

Icethinker: Oh what kinda cake did ya bake him?.

Krystal: Does it look like I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead?

Did I not tell ya that only Krystal can handle Icethinker!

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P1nk & Debu:

One day, after a bitter fight, Debu said to P1nk, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." P1nk replied, "Yes, dear, but I was drunk and didn't notice."
Nice again.😆

Karan & Sneha:

Ummm-thoda thanda tha.

Middy & Mindgoogling:

Googly replied, "There's a picture of my wife, Middy, in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home!"..............................................

🤣

Angie & POH:

Without a moment's hesitation, Angie retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

I am still waiting to hear from POH.

🤣 Awesome !

Sarina & Baz:

I protested, "Sarina, your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to us neighbors."

Sarina replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

Ahh - somewhat was expecting the end. Wo "ek hindi joke" yaad aa gaya tha !

Mahi & Belive:

Instead of bumping into the Italian hunk, I bumped into Summer_3 and Believe. Summer was raving about TNF with that honeymoon glow still fresh on his face. He gushed, "My wife is an Angel!" Believe goes, "Lucky you! Mine is still alive!"

😆 😆 😆 👏

TNF & Summer:

Summer: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

TNF: No, he is shorter.

😆 😆

Hearing this, I was stunned that how can Summer still claim that TNF is an angel! May be he is too good to even see bad news when it is there hitting him on his head. I was walking Sarina's dog, Aria, in the park again the next day when I noticed Summer and Believe talking. I said hi to them and stood near them --- ermmm?.an earthworm right next to believe caught Aria's fancy --- this is why we stopped there. [o really? Faltoo excuses mat do---blaming the dog? hadd hai !😛]

Believe pondered for a moment, then said, "Its mind over matter. I don't mind and he doesn't matter."

😆 😆 Too good. 😆

Mister K & my_view:

Ye thoda lamba hai--- agli baar aaoonga to aaraam se padhoonga. K? I mean ok?

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

And both of you kids - I am neither a munshi nor a munim😡 I am the one who makes sure they both are doing what they are supposed to doing exactly how and when they are supposed to do it😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Souro & Bazzy:

Oh! to bazzy boy Sarina ko ghar baitha chod ke yahan Souro ke saath gulcharre uda raha hai .... bazzy ko MIA (missing in action) nahin FIA (Full In Action) bolo

Lage raho Bazzy Bhai, I will take care of Sarina 😛

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Fire and ice. This relationship will create a lot of sizzling steam.

Bazzy boy, I know you are shy one but I'm afraid you'll have to make the first move here. Souro may bite your head off

Debu and Empti yahan bhi above line main inneundo nikal lenge

initially but if you stick to my plan, it will be a smooth sailing for you. Consider demonstrating your social values --- something that Souro lacks and craves miserably.

When you meet Souro, don't stop talking- just stop talking aimlessly, which, I am sorry to say, you do a lot. Well, on second thoughts, I am not at all sorry to say that. Learn to be funny and entertaining and cast yourself in a positive light in the stories you tell. This should be easy for you as you are always praising yourself anyways.

Tell Souro about the time you went camping and scared away the bear --- I know I know you can't even scare away a chooha but he is not gonna know if you pull it off as per my directions. If that doesn't work, tell Souro how great your new gym routine is making you feel. Talk about ex-boyfriends like Empti (sab jagah mooh maarta hai. Kisi ko naheen chhodta yeh Empti) or Pogo or Summer.

You can also hang a "friend" around your shoulder to demonstrate that others think you're attractive ---Sarina would be handy there as she already wrote ballads about your charm and Knighthood. She can lie through her teeth. That chick amazes me!

yeah just like she lies about not liking me 😉

Ask her to dress in her work clothes and she will pass for a gruffy farmer easily.

In other words, give Souro enough ammunition to justify an attraction towards you. Once an attraction develops, you'll see the signals in Souro's eyes and body language.

and then bazzy boy water made recipe ever after

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

I don't fourth that 😆. It's easier to do heterosexual pairing, especially with all the romance going on in this very thread 😉. Your take on the gay guys was exceptional! 😆

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

Samay se pehle kuch bhi nahin tha bus questions the 😆

Originally posted by: Mister.K.

Well, I didn't like it because Krishn can never be friends with Dushasan.