MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 20

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Where did I say that he was the nishana? Till I confirm it, you are plain assuming. Not that I have problems with it. Be my guest.

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

flirt karo tu gunaah, bhai bano tu gunaah, kuch rishte naate na rakho tu gunaah,
ab kahoge ki sabse bada gunaah IF pe account kholke kiya hai 😛😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Sab se dirty mind toh tumhara hai jo disclaimer post karne ki zaroorat padi, Empti. 😛😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Lauki ke kofte? 😆 ufff mirchi ... phir bana daala. 😆 But please, please, please tell me mujhe kyon Icethinker or Empti ke upar roast aur Googly ke grinder mein grind kiya jaa raha hai? Yeh kaunse janam ka badla le rahi ho? 🤣 Your recipe was stupendo-fantabulously-fantastical! 😆😆 Shola ji ki toh lauki, kofte sab bana dala ---- itne tasks ke baad toh khoob patak patak ke peel and grate kiya hoga. 😆 jee khol kar badla liya hai. She was "onion" in my recipe and she was chopped, sliced, minced, fried - the works, so I was expecting nothing less in return 😆😆

P.S. Vinu as chopped adrak and adrak ka paste and Qwerty ji as rock salt was just hilarious. 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

He just took'em and then got beaten when caught and then he told us all what he did😆 Ab koi mujhey bataye kis iss batchey ko meri daant per dukhi hone aakhir wajah kya hai!!!😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

who is Raju from I3? That khuda khudaya guy from my sadelas?

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Jab aisey tasks assign kiye jatey hain tab members key number per limit naheen lagayee jati. Dus sey tumhara kya hoga - tum tees lo😆

I don't believe in spanking so I am going to scold the DMers for being bad. With some of them, even scoldings won't work so I'll be just telling them how it is and leave them with that.

Even without believing in spanking sab ki baja daali. 😆😆

It's all in fun so I hope no one takes it to heart - I hope googly is reading😆

Angie: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?--- for giving me this golden opportunity to speak my mind w/o compromising on the COC😉

Angie is probably regretting giving you this task now. 😆😆😆

Middy: You're the reason God created the middle finger. --- for giving it back to her in the language she understands best (given how often she resorts to using the eff word on open forums)

P1nk: You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. --- for not taking regular baths ' may be she has a shallow water tank in her home.

Ajnu: Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your a$$? --- for her horrendous driving mainly due to talking on her cell while driving.

On the contrary, I almost never talk on my cell phone while driving. 😒 Kuch aur baat ke liye daanto na ---- getting rear-ended is not my fault. 😆

Sarina: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. --- for using PMS as an excuse to let it all lose on us.

Svalecalgal: You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid 🤢--- for all that verbal diarrhea that goes over everyone's head.

Sneha: Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back! 😡--- for saying she will post questions for me when she clearly has not time to go over all that is happening on this thread.

Mahi: Save the planet! Kill yourself! --- for the torture she forces on us with her numerous, often ill-placed, emoticons.

Krystal: The gene pool could use a little chlorine😡 --- for all the nasty things she forces us to read via her posts.

Dabulls23: Watch out for the idiot behind me. --- for going on vacation leaving SHB lose on my tail.

Sholajobhadkey: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?😡 --- what else could explain the bombardments by her on this thread? Before I discipline her, I need to get to the root cause. Mei ney kya bigada hai tumhara, bahni!!!

the_naked_face: When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. --- for all the unnecessary trolls she forces down our throats.

my_view: Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive --- for being serious and thoughtful most of the time and also because I don't know her well enough to notch the heat up couple more degrees.

Meena: Who stopped payment on your reality check --- for being lost on most things.😆 Empti knows what I am talking about here😆

SolidSnake: You are more boring than a pneumatic drill. --- for showing up on certain political threads only.

Gengu: you are as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If you were as smart as a gorilla you'd be fine. --- for claiming he is God.

Souro: If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic! --- for boycotting all consciousness and universe related threads.

Clodpolish: Just don't piss me off. I am running out of places to dump the bodies! --- for pulling my leg mercilessly. BTW, that got him really scared as he is not much active these days.

Debu: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.😳 --- for being dumb enough top steal his dad's underwear when he runs out of the clean ones.

Karan: For Pete's sake, stop taking our national pledge so seriously all the time! Even that says - hum sab "bharatwasi" bhai-behen hain. Tum toh apravaasi ladkiyon ko bhi behen bana lete ho!!!

Baz: It's men like you that make women gay😛 --- for always being lovey dovey sugary sweet.

Mister K: It's time to pull over and change the air in your head! --- for coming across as full of himself at times.

Summer3: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport! --- for pulling those totally unrelated random newspaper articles out of thin air.

Qwerty: If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!! --- for always always always bitching about langda.

Empti: If I would like to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart! --- for posting his song and/or piano recordings on forums.

Pogo: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative --- for thinking Mohanlal is the best thing that happened to the world of cinema.

Mindgoogling: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. --- for starting a debate and then not knowing what to do with my responses and then getting stuck on what I said.

POH: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you on your MOTW. --- for making that blasphemous post on my MOTW. He knows what I mean.

Believe: You can't fix stupid --- for all those nonsensical gibberish he forces down our throats repeatedly.

CPM: Be nice to your kid. Unlike us, he will choose your nursing home. --- for being straightforward to the point of being blunt.

cuckoocutter: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --- for failing to hide his true ID each and every time he surfaces.

Ice-thinker: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot. --- for constantly missing the points others raise on his dhaagey.

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Naheeeennnnnnnnn!!!! Kanta dear gira pada hee achha lagta hai😆

Bahni, I am still working on your first set - dus sets ka baap hai woh ek set!!! Then I have Sarina's and Karan's questions pending. Your second set will be after I am done addressing everyone's first sets w/o cheating --- sorry ajnu babes. I know I cheated with yours. But those questions were sadelas yaar😆 qwerty kee itnee majaal kee hamein bund ker key bhaag jaye!!! Socho socho😆 Zigackly! I didn't mind that answer at all 😆