What is a real MAN?

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Posted: 15 years ago

#271

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

really?😆

oh i sure, would luv to be carried😛....in a real man's arms! phooyey!

is that supposed to be a hint? 😆

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Believe

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Posted: 15 years ago

#272

About MAN😃

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man....

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ...................................................................

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life. 😆

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Sneha Desai

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Posted: 15 years ago

#273

A 'real' man would be one who would respect others, while respecting himself above all. One who would not need weapons, but self-confidence to thwart difficulties. One who could profess that he is capable of loving, as easily as he shows off his strength.

But then, let's get real. There are lot of things that don't yet exist! 😆

Hi everyone by the way! I am supposedly back! 😉

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Posted: 15 years ago

#274

Originally posted by: sneha0601
A 'real' man would be one who would respect others, while respecting himself above all. One who would not need weapons, but self-confidence to thwart difficulties. One who could profess that he is capable of loving, as easily as he shows off his strength.

But then, let's get real. There are lot of things that don't yet exist! 😆

Hi everyone by the way! I am supposedly back! 😉

like gaston?

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496295

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Posted: 15 years ago

#275

HI ALL...well to me a real man means one that is independent, honest, backboned- has a good wit, and is a good listener- ideal?

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Posted: 15 years ago

#276

Originally posted by: sayali_babes
HI ALL...well to me a real man means one that is independent, honest, backboned- has a good wit, and is a good listener- ideal?

yep, thats my dad 😆