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hilarious jokes by Anoli!!! 😆
Thanks Umi for making this a sticky topic!! 😳

Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener 😃

After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team after yet another tournament, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Being in Bangalore, Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"

What is cricket ?

You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .
Sometimes you get men still in and not out .
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !
HOWZAT !!!!!

Guys!!!! You gotta c this!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Source - https://www.masalatime.com/?p=220

Robin Uthappa

Sourav Ganguly

Virendar Sehwag

Sachin Tendulkar : Tea master

Rahul Dravid

Yuvraj Singh

Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Ajit Agarkar

Zaheer Khan

Anil Kumble

hehe...ppl...i didn't get time to provide links for each pic...so i blindly copied the pics...incase u can't c the pix...just go to the mainpage...

This is just a funny pic....i have no hard feelings against them !! I personally feel that we have the potential!

SOURCE - https://www.masalatime.com/?p=214

Gandhi ji's 3 Monkeys : Old Version

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NEW VERSION

SIGNIFICANCE

Cannot see India is Losing
Can not hear the audience outburst against the team
Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat

Hi. I moved the above topic here because it's an Indian cricket joke!! 😉

😆 ...omgggggggggggg!!! these pics are hilarious......... please please put some more...... 😆

and thanksssssssssssss for sharin with us!!!! 😃

thank u ppl!!....i will look for some more jokes! 😃