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jhakas..... 😊

itne jor se hasa ki mummy jag gayi..aur bhagna pada....
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Originally posted by: generator

jhakas..... 😊

itne jor se hasa ki mummy jag gayi..aur bhagna pada....
😆 😆

genator ko mumy se bachao!!!!😆

Shoaib Akhtar and Asif, between them,had just bowled out the England team for hundred runs.

After the game, a youngster asked Kevin Pietersen, 'When do you find Akhtar and Asif least difficult to play?'

'When I'm in the pavilion,' sighed Pietersen.

This is not to hurt any fans and is in pure humour!😳

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What's the Bangladeshi version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't Pakistani fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call a West Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sehwag?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Zimbabwe touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What does Ishant Sharma put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

^I have heard some of them before!!!But they are still very funny! 😆

APPEAL - What is left in the fruit bowl after the lunch break.
BAIL - What a batsman does immediately after getting out cheaply.
BLOCK HOLE - Cured with a strong Indian curry.
BOWL - Where APPEAL is kept.
BYE - Azharuddin's last words.
CENTURY - Average length of a Dravid innings.
DELIVER - Italian body organ.
DOUBLE CENTURY - Back to back Dravid innings.
LEG BREAK - Incentive for Indian batsmen if they cross bookies.
LEG BYE - Result of a particularly bad LEG BREAK.
LEG CUTTER - Utensil used in LEG BYE.
LEG STUMP - What's left after a LEG BYE.
MISFIELD - Daughter of Mr Field.
NIGHT-WATCHMAN - Swiss timekeeper on late shift.
NON-STRIKER - Pacifist Indian batsman scoring a duck.
NOT OUT - A quiet night at home.
PLAY SAFE - To wear a condom while fielding.
RETIRE HURT - see Azharuddin.
RUN BETWEEN THE WICKETS - The result of an Indian curry.
SILLY POINT - Sunil Gavaskar's commentary.

Source : dwarkacity.com

Posted by madhuri_vats in India-Forums
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^ good ones! 😛 😆

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth?

Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
Yuvraj came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Bhajji answered, "No I am Harbhajan Singh!"
Dhoni came and asked the same question.
Bhajji answered, "No...No...Me..Harbhajan Singh!"
Brett Lee came and asked the same question. Bhajji was totally annoyed.

While walking, he saw Sreesanth stretch after the match. He went and asked him "Are you relaxing?"

The Sreesanth answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, sab tere ko dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan stretching kar raha hai. "

source: unlimitedfun.net