!¬Cricket Jokes¬!

Credit for the jokes - Google and Yahoo search Engines 😃

The Little Girl
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

LG - No, my mummy beats me.

J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

LG - No, my daddy beats me too.

J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?

LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody. 😆

Gavaskar n Border

Sunil Gavaskar hears about a movie called 'Gavaskar' newly released in Australia. He feels quite flattered, he knew the Aussies always liked him, despite his run in with 'Dennis Lillee' and all Gavaskar then gets himself invited for the premier, after sitting through the whole show he realizes that there wasn't a single mention of him or his great achievements in the movie. He approached the producer visibly upset.

'How come you make a movie called 'Gavaskar' and have no no mention of me in it at all'?

The producer replies: 'Dont make such a fuss ... you Indians made a movie called Border where there was no mention of Alan Border either' 😃

Hope I made u guys smile!!😃

An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls.

Then the umpire called 'OVER'. 'Well,' he said, getting up, 'it's a nice game - but it's very short!'.

Cricket are you good at it?

Try to answer if you can......... based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....

Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....

Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....

Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his innings....

Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the innings....

Still you didn't get it...... oops.....

Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....

Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....

Okay atleast after this easy one

Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer in the last ball........


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It is..........



Aamir Khan in Lagaan!

E-mail ID's of our cricketers


1 LAXMAN: available@home-only.com


2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com



3 SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com


4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com


5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com


6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com


7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com


8 GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com


9 Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com


10 Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com


11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,

Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,

Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,

Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,

Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,

yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao

Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao...

This is really good!! I could not stop laughing!!

Keep up the great work with the jokes! 👏 👏

I am also making this a sticky!! 😉

Wow awesome sooo funny, cracked me up completely 🤣 😉

Keep the Awesome work goin!

wow lovely jokes!!!👏 hehehe!😳 keep up the good wrk!😃

Take Care

Anoli

xxx

Batsman and Wicket Keeper

The nervous young batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to still be at the crease. During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper, 'Well, I expect you've seen worse players.'

Silence....

He said 'I said I expect you've seen worse players.'

'I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think.'

Take Care

Anoli

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An American who knew nothing of the game had been taken to a few cricket matches by a friend and was now studying the end-of-season averages. Every now and then he came across an asterisk and the words: 'Signifies not out.' Finally, he turned to his friend and said:

'Why don't you get this guy Signifies to play for your side? He's never out!'

Take Care

Anoli

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The cricket fan had dragged his wife and child along to the ground to watch the local side . He watched with interest, but they were plainly bored and shifted uncomfortably in their seats. The child brightened and turned to the mother. 'They just shouted 'Over', she said.

'I know.' replied her mother, wearily, 'but don't take any notice. It goes on and on and on.'

Take Care

Anoli

xxx