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Posted: 11 years ago
#41

Originally posted by: Sonali.

Awesome GD thanks a ton for this... Sadistic laughter by Sonali...


Thank you for this Sadistic Laughter Boss...😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
#42

Originally posted by: gadhadada


Thank you for this Sadistic Laughter Boss...😛



Aap ke aur humare khayalat milte julte jo hai boss... 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#43
🤣 Vis di, GD its hilarious...🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
#44
The whole things a scream🤣
Seriously, too funny for words😉
Thanks GD & Vis for being hysterically amusing🤗😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#45

Originally posted by: Sonali.

Awesome GD... Aap toh mahaan Ho... But tell me something Will Nik and S kill each other over jealousy? If so when? I am desperately waiting... Sorry NOM...

Scene :Lab
Salunkhe: Is aadmi ke peeth mein goli lagi hai...main ise nikaalkar test karta hoon. Tarika camera leke aao.
Tarika goes out to get the camera.
Shreya: Kaise Dr hai Salunkhe sir aap...Daya sir toh camera ke bina hi peeth se goli nikaal sakte hain. 😳
Salunkhe: Shreya mujhe insult kar rahi hai...mere 17 saal ke practice ka apmaan kar rahi hai! Kya yeh sach hai?
Abhijeet: Hmm...sach toh hai Sakunkhe saab. Daya ne ek chemistry lab mein Shreya ke peeth se goli nikaala tha. 😈
Salunkhe: Toh yeh baat hai...aaj se main koi post mortem nahi karoonga. Apne Dr Daya se hi karva lena post mortem.
ACP: Salunkhe!!! Ruko!!!
Salunkhe doesn't listen and walks off.
ACP: Kya kar diya tumne Abhijeet...ab post mortem kaise hoga?😡
Tarika arrives after a few minutes.
ACP: Tarika...ab tum hi kar do iska post mortem...
Tarika: Lekin Salunkhe saab kahan hai?
Abhijeet: Woh naaraz...
ACP(cuts him off): Woh baahar gaya hai kisi kaam se. Jaldi post mortem karo.
Tarika(looks at the laash) : Sir kisi ne iska gardan marod diya hai...mujhe iska X-Ray nikaalna padega.
Nik: Hahaha...humare Daya sir toh bina koi X-Ray kisi ka garden theek kar sakte hai Kya Dr Tarika...aap abhi bhi 18 the century ke technology ka istemaal kar rahi hain!! 😆
Tarika: Kya kaha tumne? 😡 Main 18th century mein hoon!!! Main jaa rahi hoon. Apne Dr Daya se hi karva lena post mortem.
And walks off...
ACP: Abhijeet...ab kaise hoga post mortem?
At that moment Daya walks into the lab.
Shreya, Nik: Daya sirrr...aap hi ka intezaar hai.
Daya😕: Kya hua?
Nikhil: Sir...is laash ka post mortem kijiye sir...aur dikha dijiye poori duniya ko...ki aap kitne achche doctor hain..
Shreya: SIr...is laash ke peeth se goli nikaaliye...aur saabit kijiye ki aap kitne bade surgeon hai.
Daya" 😲😲
Abhijeet: Kya 😲? Laash tumhara hi intezaar kar raha hai 😈😛
ACP: Daya, tumhare CID ke aaplication mein yeh nahi likha tha ki tum doctor ho...yeh baat tumne humse chupayi kyon?
Daya: Sir, main koi doctor nahi hoon...
Nikhil: DAYA SIRRR!!!! Aap kitne mahaan hai hai...itne bade doctor hokar bhi aap kehte hain ki aap koi doctor nahi hai?
(falls at his feet)
Shreya: DAYA SIRRR!!!! Aap itne bade surgeon hokar bhi aapk kitne vinamr hain!!!!
(falls at his feet)
Daya: Confused
Abhijeet: Daya, ab toh tumhe post mortem karna hi padega.
Daya goes towards the laash and tries to take out the bullet, but fails.
Shreya: Sir...main aapki madad karti hoon.
Nikhil: Sirf Shreya kyon sir? Main aapka shishya...aapka assistant hoon. Main bhi aapki madad karoonga.
Shreya starts screaming at the top of her voice...AAAHHH EEEAAAHHH
Nikhil goes towards the lab's AC and starts banging it. BANG BANG BANG BANG
ACP and Abhijeet shut their eyes and ears. 😵
Shreya's screams and Nik's AC banging cause the entire lab to vibrate violently and that causes the bullet to pop out of the laash.
Daya: Sir!!! Abhijeet!!!! Goli baahar aa gayi.
ACP and Abhijeet: Shocked Shocked
Abhijeet: Daya, tum toh sach much doctor ho!!!
ACP: Daya, aaj se main tumhe CID se forensic lab mein transfer kar deta hoon.
Daya:
Edited by visrom - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
#46
'Shreya's screams and Nik's AC banging cause the entire lab to vibrate violently and that causes the bullet to pop out of the laash.

ACP: Daya, aaj se main tumhe CID se forensic lab mein transfer kar deta hoon.'

🤣 🤣 🤣

Great one, Vis. 👏 👏

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Posted: 11 years ago
#47
Dada, Vis di you two are incredible⭐️⭐️..
Daya sir turns to forensic doctor🤣 🤣 🤣..🤣 🤣 🤣..
Uff, my stomach is aching for the laughter blast 🤣..
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Posted: 11 years ago
#48
Vis di & Dada.. One story on killer taxi.. What say😉?
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Posted: 11 years ago
#49
Hilarious 🤣 Shreya screaming!!! :/ vis di we might get to see this on small screen very soon :D
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Posted: 11 years ago
#50
Hey Ram... I feel off my chair laughing... Hey Bhagwan... This is too good Vis... Stupendous...

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