FUNNY STORIES - By CIDians - 2

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Posted: 11 years ago
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This thread is to post humourous CID stories.
While we may poke good-natured fun at the characters, please make sure no actor on CID is bashed.
None of the funny story writers including me intend to ridicule any of the actors.
We request all readers to take everything in a lighter vein.
Any post which crosses the limit of good-natured humour will be deleted.
Hope to see this thread moving fast. 😆
Link to previous thread
HAVE FUN!!! 😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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The aftermath of this scene...
Scene: Bureau
ACP: Abhijeet, Nikhil office nahi aaya aaj?
Abhijeet: Sir, mujhe kaise pata hoga? Uske guru ko hi pata hoga sir.
Daya: Kya boss, mazaak uda rahe ho mera?
Abhijeet: Isme mazaak karne wali baat kya hai? Nikhil kab utha, kab brush kiya...kab...chodo...who sab tumhe hi batata hai na? Toh tumhe hi pata hoga ki who aaj kyon nahi aaya.
Daya: Pata nahi...usne mujhe kuch nahi bataaya.
Exactly at that moment Daya's phone rings.
Daya: Kya? Hospital? Theek hai main aata hoon.
Abhijeet: Kya hua? Koi laash mili hai kya?
Daya: Tumhe humesha laash ke bare mein hi khayaal aata hai. Bechara humara Nikhil hospital mein hai.
ACP: Theek hai tum jaao...aur phone karke bataao ki kya hua.
After some time Daya arrives with Nik.
Nik has a big bandage around his neck. His head is turned towards the ceiling. He's unable to look down.
ACP: Yeh kya hua Nikhil?
Nik(vocal cords under strain due to awkward position of his neck): SIIRRR MAIN NEECHE NAHI DEKH PAA RAHA HOON.
Daya: Nikhil, tum baat mat karo...yahaan aao...baitho.
Daya: Sir, DCP saab ke saamne pose karne ke baat iska gardan oopar ki taraf mud gaya.Ab neeche nahi dekh paa raha hai.
ACP: Achcha? Iska ilaaj hai mere paas. (and whispers something to Abhijeet)
Abhjeet goes towards Daya and punches him on his stomach.
Daya: Aaahh...
Nikhil hears his guru's scream and in an effort to see what had happened to him his neck automatically turns downwards. "DAYA SIRRR, KYA HUA AAPKO'.
Everyone stands staring at him.
Daya: Arey Nikhil, tumhara gardan theek ho gaya!!!
Nikhil(shocked): Haan Daya sir...mera gardan theek ho gaya!!! Aap mere guru hi nahi, mere doctor bhi hai...
ACP and Abhijeet:
(GD may continue...😉)
Edited by visrom - 11 years ago
Reshh16 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Vis, that was 🤣. Great start to the new thread 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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that was just hilarious🤣
congrats on new thread
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wow! Hilarious one.. 😆

Congrats on new thread!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Amazing beginning to the new thread... 😆

Waiting for more bangs...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣
that was hilarious Visrom.
Thank you so much for making me laugh. 😊
Congrats on new thread. 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious Vis di🤣.. Nice start to the new thread..
Kash Nikhil Daya sir ko hug kar leta ya pair chu leta😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Vis di,bahut khub😆😆
when i watched this scene i was like 🤣
you perfectly created the scene.thank you so much😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Arey di,ek wo scene bhi tha na
dcp was jumping 🤣

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