A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his CA who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the CA, "Ask him where the money is!"
The CA, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The CA tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The CA signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the CA, "What did he say?"
The CA replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"Don't you just love CAs ?'😉
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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This 1 is BaapWimbledon specialRoger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answerRajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ? '😉
When Mind is WeakA Situation becomes Problem,When Mind is BalancedSituation becomes a Challenge,When Mind is StrongSituation becomes Opportunity!
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