CID Forum Awards (Main Event) ALL DONE

The red carpet is filled with the presence of all the Bollywood stars and CIDians. But the major noise sounds when the CID actors all arrive there. After calming everyone down, the awards night finally begins.

Shreya: Welcome to the annual CID Forum Awards! And here's bringing a night full of dance, awards, celebrities, and CIDians! Aur isse pehle ke awards show shuru ho...ek chatvani...yahan pe hum logon ka mazak urange, logon ko hasayenge, aur nachayenge...toh get ready for it! And now here's a warm welcome to the hosts of the evening! Ritesh Deshmukh and Abhishek Bachchan!

Ritesh and Abhishek enter dancing on stage.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ1etSV2Hiw[/YOUTUBE]

Abhishek stops after music stops, but Ritesh continues dancing. Abhishek gives him a stare.

Ritesh: Oh...dancers chale gaye.

Abhishek: Haan. Ab jis kam ke liye hume bulaya hai woh kar len?

Ritesh: Err...haan.

Shreya: Ritesh aaj ke awards ke bare main toh pata hai naa?

Ritesh: Haan, yaad hai. Yeh Zee Cine Awards...

Abhishek and Shreya smack their heads.

Ritesh (quickly correct): Nahi hai. Aaj...(looking behind)...CID Forum Awards hain.

Abhishek: Chalo acha hai. Sahi samhe pe yaad toh aa gaya. Ab kya karna hai yeh toh pata hai naa?

Shreya: Abhishek, Ritesh itna bhi idiot nahi hai.

Ritesh: Toh kitna hoon? Aur waise kya karna hai?

Shreya (shaking her head): I take that back.

Abhishek: Ritesh hum yahan pe awards ki ghoshna karne aaye hain.

Ritesh: Tum karo. Main toh kuch aur karonga.

Abhishek: Kya?

Ritesh: Set ko build karonga. Aur ek performer ki madat bhi.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwwiyf_zee-cine-awards-2013-720p-20th-january-2013-video-watch-online-hd-pt1_shortfilms#from=embediframe 8:30 - 12:49

Shreya (clutching sides and laughing like crazy): Oh god someone help me!

Ritesh: Tum jitni deer tak hansti ho, itni deer main Deepika ka performance ho jaaye?

Abhishek: Bilkul nahi! Woh performance bahut bura tha. Hum pehle sets of awards announce karte hain!

Shreya (straightening up): Bilkul sahi kaha! First set of awards announce karne chahiye hume.

Ritesh (pouty face): Lekin mujhe Deepika ko nachte huya dekhna hai.

Abhishek: Tum peeche jaa kar Deepika ko dekho aur main aur Shreya awards announce karte hain.

Abhishek pushes Ritesh backstage.

Shreya: Aur ab bharte hamare pehle awards ki taraf. Yeh awards hamare new entry officers ki awards hain.

Abhishek: Yani Nikhil of the Forum, Rajat of the Forum, Vineet of the Forum, Shreya of the Forum, and Purvi of the Forum.

Shreya: Nahi, nahi. Purvi of the Forum next set main aayega.

Abhishek (whispering in a loud voice): Lekin next set toh main team ke awards hain.

Shreya (replying back in same voice): Nahi. Next set somewhat old officers ki awards hain.

Abhishek: Lekin woh sirf do honge.

Shreya: Toh honge! Arre ab awards announce karo!

Abhishek: Main? Naa baba. Yeh awards wohi denge jinhe ke naam pe awards hain.

Ritesh (coming back): Yaar you were right. Deepika ka performance boring tha.

Abhishek (laughing slightly): Ritesh shayad tumne thik se suna nahi tha. Main kaha tha ke woh performance bahut bura tha. Boring nahi.

Shreya (interrupting): Aur pehla award hai Nikhil of the Forum ka. Aur iss award ke dene ke liye yeh aa rahe hain Abhay Shukla, urf Sub-Inspector Nikhil!!!

Abhay: Hello everyone. Nikhil of the Forum award jaata hai...... Shaanagal!

Shreya: Arre wah! Kya surprise hai.

Abhishek and Ritesh hide their laughter. Shreya gives them a dirty look. They quickly cleared their throats.

Abhishek: Aur agla award hai Vineet of the Forum!!!

Ritesh: Aur yeh award dene ko main bolaonga Vineett Kumar ko, urf Sub-Inspector Vineet.

Vineett: Sab ko meri taraf se Namaste. Aur Vineet of the Forum award jaata hai...neha_dna!

Shreya looked at Abhishek and Ritesh expecting a comment or chuckle from them, but both looked away with innocent looks.

Shreya: Acha huya tum dono ne kuch nahi kaha, warna...

Abhishek: Arre hum tumhe kuch kyun kahenge...hum toh...

Ritesh (interrupting): Hum toh woh Anushka ki madat karne jaa rahe hain.

Shreya: Kya?!!

Shreya looks around to find that Ritesh and Abhishek have vanished! She runs off stage searching for them. In trying to help Anushka, they end up being beaten by her. Abhishek and Ritesh come back on the stage. Shreya laughed at their faces.

Shreya: Acha huya.

Abhishek: Kya acha huya? Chalo, chalo. Agle award ko announce karo.

Ritesh: Haan...bulate hain Janvi Chheda ko Shreya of the Forum announce karne ke liye.

Janvi: Shukriya mujhe yahan pe bulane ke liye. Shreya of the Forum award jaata hai...fairy1!

Shreya: Thank god mujhe nahi mila.

Ritesh: Kyun? Tumhe nahi chahiye?

Abhishek: Obviously not. Iska naam bhi Shreya aur award ka bhi. Quite obvious hota.

Shreya: Shut up!

Ritesh: Yaar tum hum se itne gussa kyun ho?

Shreya: Kyun ki tum bakwas baatein kar rahe ho.

Abhishek: Acha nahi karenge. Achi baatein karenge.

Shreya: Toh achi baat karo aur agla award announce karo.

Abhishek: Woh toh Vika Kumar announce karenge.

Vikas: Haan toh main yahan pe Rajat of the Forum announce karne aaya hoon. Aur Rajat of the Forum jaata hai... ... Bhavana and Nandini!

Shreya: Aur yeh khatam huya hamara pehle set of awards'new officer awards!

Ritesh: Ab hum chalte hain agle awards ki taraf'yeh hain Somewhat New Officer Awards!

Abhishek: Lekin usse pehle ab toh ek performance banta hai yaar!

Ritesh: Haan sahi kaha. Abhi tak sirf hum baat kar rahe the.

Abhishek: Toh kya huya? Aage bhi hum hi baat karenge, bas usme farak itna hoga ke ab hum ek performance bhi dekhenge.

Ritesh: Lekin pehle inhe logon ko practice karta huya toh dekh len.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISRSxI2juzM[/YOUTUBE]

Ritesh: Dekha! Hum kitne ache log hain. Inhe logon ke performance ko acha banane ke liye humne inhe aapne dance steps sikha diye.

Abhishek: Haan nahi toh. Jo performance kar ke hume itne logon ne pasand kiya ab unhe dekh kar hoga.

Ritesh: Chalo dekhte hain ke inhone hamare dance steps ko kitna istamal kiya.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbsmX9MeMEc[/YOUTUBE]

Ritesh and Abhishek clap sarcastically.

Ritesh: Wah kya baat hai. Unhone toh hamara itna sa bhi step nahi use kiya.

Shreya: Acha huya nahi kiya. Warna pata nahi hum sab ki kya halat hoti.

Abhishek: Arre hum se ache koi dancers nahi hain!

Shreya (sarcastically): Haan woh toh dikh raha tha.

Ritesh (changing topic): Aur iss category ka pehla award hai Purvi of the Forum! Aur yeh award dene ko hum bulayenge Ansha Sayed, urf Sub-Inspector Purvi ko!

Shreya: Sach karwa laga naa.

Ansha: Ji shukriya. Aur Purvi of the Forum award jaata hai...(complete silence)...Padmapriya aur PoorviSinghCD ko!!!

Ritesh: Yaar yeh ladkiyan bahut time lagti hongi aapne kapade chun main.

Abhishek: Aur nahi toh kya. Ab bechare Manish Malhotra ko dekho. Katrina ne itne changes kiye aapne costume ko ke woh budha hone lag gaya tha.

Ritesh: Dekhayo.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-n0mN8QQY[/YOUTUBE]

Shreya: Kya yaar. Tumne toh stereotype bana diya hai. Sab ladkiyan aisi nahi hote hain.

Ritesh: Yeh video toh kuch aur bata rahi hai.

Shreya: Anushka ko bulaon?

Abhishek and Ritesh's hands go up to their faces.

Abhishek (hastily changing the topic): Aur agle award ko dene ke liye hum bulate hain Hrishikesh Pandey ko!

Hrishikesh comes on stage.

Abhishek: Dekha! Ladke ke liye toh asaan hai. Bas ek suit pehna aur aa gaye.

Shreya: Go to hell.

Hrishikesh (looking confused): Err...okay. Main yahan pe Sachin of the Forum dene aaya hoon. Aur yeh award jaata hai...Secret.Soldier!

Shreya: Arre wah! Maza aa gaya!

Abhishek: Shouldn't you go and sit in the audience for a bit?

Shreya: Kyun?

Ritesh: Kyun ki hum iss show ke hosts hain. Tum nahi.

Shreya: Oh hello—

Abhishek: Oh go away.

Shreya: Ouch! Fine…I'm going.

Shreya leaves the stage in anger.

Ritesh: Chalo finally usse peecha chuta.

Shreya: Main yahani hoon! Audience main bheti hoon iska matlab yeh nahi hai ke main tumhari kathiya nahi khadi kar sakti hoon!

Abhishek: Abey chup!

Shreya and rest of the CIDians give shocked expressions. Ritesh pats Abhishek on the back.

Ritesh: Arre yeh maat bhool ke hume issine yahan bulaya hai. Chal agle set of awards dete hain.

Abhishek: Haan chal dete hain.

Ritesh: Aur sab se pehle hum bulate hain Dinesh Phadnis ko jo Freddy of the Forum denge!

Dinesh: Hello ji!

All the CIDians cheer loudly.

Dinesh: Arre shukriya ji. Haan toh main dene aaya hoon Freddy of the Forum. Aur yeh award jaata hai…Mini!!!

Ritesh: Arre wah. Yaar ab toh hume ek aur performance laani hi chahiye.

Abhishek: Kisse laaye?

Ritesh: Salman Khan?

Abhishek: Woh aayenge?

Shreya: Abey mera aur CIDians ka naam lo! Woh zaroor aaayenge!

Abhishek: Thik hai.

Abhishek and Ritesh phone Salman and finally after mentioning Shreya and the CIDians, Salman agrees to come.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U52O5MKVb18[/YOUTUBE]

Shreya and some other CIDians faint after this performance. After reviving them, the award ceremony continues.

Ritesh: Ab agla award ke liye bulate hain Narendra Gupta ko.

Narendra: Hello everyone.

The CIDians start hooting.

Narendra: Hamare liye yeh sab?

Bhavana: Haan! Sir aap ke liye toh isse bhi zada karenge hum!

Narendra: Baad main karna. Abhi toh main Dr. Salunkhe of the Forum announce karne aaya hoon. Aur yeh award jata hai…Visrom ko!!!

All the CIDians clap loudly.

Shreya: Yeh toh hona hi tha! Aakhir unhe doosra award toh chahiye hi nahi tha.

Everyone starts laughing. Abhishek rolls his eyes.

Abhishek: Agle award ki taraf chalte hain.

Ritesh: Haan aur yeh sun kar bahut log behosh hone wale hain.

Debasree: Abhijeet of the Forum!

Abhishek: Haan! Chalo bulate hain Aditya Srivastava ko.

Some CIDians hoot while others faint.

Aditya: Hamare aane ki itni khushi?

Abhishek: Abhi toh aur khushi milne wali hai logon ko.

Aditya: Woh kaise?

Abhishek: Woh aap ko baad main pata chal jayega.

Aditya: Acha…yeh award jata hai…Debasree aur Bhavana ko!!!

Some CIDians yell out: Go for it Deba and Bhav!!!

Ritesh: Yaar we had Salman, now we should get SRK.

Abhishek: Yaar zameen par aa jaa. Aisa nahi hoga.

Bhavana and some others yell out: Karo! Bulayo usse!

Abhishek and Ritesh nod thinking.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-doEcEQeg8[/YOUTUBE]

Abhishek: Arre yeh toh bahut asaani se maan gaya. Lekin performance baad main. Abhi ke liye Dayanand Shetty aane wale hain.

Again some CIDians faint and some hoot.

Dayanand: Arre mere aane pe behosh maat hona!

Shreya looks around.

Shreya: Err already woh log behosh ho chuke hain.

Dayanand: Err…acha thik hai. Daya of the Forum jaata hai…

All of the CIDians who fainted quickly got up.

Dayanand: Haan toh yeh award jata hai…Astonish aur Shreya ko!!!

Everyone cheered for Asto and Sri.

Ritesh: Chalo jaldi se yeh award category complete karte hain.

Abhishek: Haan phir SRK ka performance dekhenge.

Ritesh: Aur last award iss category main ACP of the Forum award hai! Aur yeh dene aa rahe hain Shivaji Satam ji!

This time all the CIDians faint.

Satam sir: Aap sab jag jao warna award kisse doonga?

Everyone wakes up.

Satam sir: Haan toh yeh award jaata hai…

Some people yell out: Vis di!!!!

Shreya: NO!

Satam sir: Haan Shreya sahi keh rahi hai. Yeh award Visrom ko nahi….Ravi aur Astonish ko jata hai.

After everyone calms down, Ritesh and Abhishek come back on stage.

Ritesh: Ab toh ek performance banta hai!

Abhishek: Chal Shah Rukh ko bulate hain.

Ritesh: Haan. Ab agla performance wohi dega.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNPXPNlVyF8[/YOUTUBE]

Shreya: Wah kya performance thi!

Abhishek: Abey tu wapas aa gayi?

Shreya: Haan. Kyun?

Abhishek: Nahi. Kuch nahi.

Shreya: Main kuch kahaon?

Abhishek: Kaho.

Everyone watches expecting an outburst. Even Ritesh is quiet. Surprising everyone, Shreya hugs Abhishek and he returns it. Then they turn to the audience and start laughing.

Abhishek: Kya laga? Hum dono ki sach main ladai ho gayi thi? Main isse sach main "abey chup" kaha tha?

Shreya: Yeh toh hamara chota sa khel tha!

Abhishek: Jaise hum dono ki dosti hai waise hi Purvi aur Shreya ki dosti hai.

Ritesh recovering: Aur isli agla award dene ke liye dono Ansha aur Janvi yahan aayenge aur yeh award Purvi-Shreya of the Forum denge.

Janvi-Ansha: Aur yeh award jata hai' 'Mini aur Apoorva (nsapo) ko!!!

Ritesh: Ab iske baad kaunsa award hai?

Abhishek: Iske baad'*checks paper in front of him*'

Shreya interrupts: Iske baad hai Duo of the Forum award!

The CIDians erupt in loud cheers and hoots.

Shreya: Arre bas, bas, bas. Haan dono saath main yahan aayenge. Lekin bas.

Ritesh: Kaun saath main yahan aayenge?

Shreya: Aditya sir aur Dayanand sir.

Ritesh: Toh?

Bhavana: Toh dono bahut hafton se ek saath nahi aaye hain!

Abhishek: Haan toh?

Debasree: Haan toh dono ko ek saath dekhne ko milega!

Ritesh: Haan toh?

Shagnika: Haan toh hum bahut khush hain!

Shreya: Ab "haan toh" maat kehna.

Abhishek: Acha nahi kehte hain. Sidha award ke liye dono ko bulate hain.

As Aditya sir and Dayanand sir come up on stage, the CIDians stand up on their chairs, leave all professionalism and demurism behind, and start jumping and clapping like crazy. Security guards are called into the live award ceremony for the first time to calm the CIDians down. They soon sit down.

Shreya: Sheesh.

Aditya sir: Daya hamare liye itna pyaar?

Dayanand sir: Haan Aditya. Kabhi pata hi nahi tha.

Aditya-Dayanand: Iss saal ka Duo of the Forum award jaata hai'do jodiyon ko'Bhavana aur Shagnika'aur Nandini aur Deepiika ko!!!

Loud cheers erupt through the audience.

Abhishek: Agar mujhe pata hota ke yeh log itna shor machte hain toh main earplugs le kar aata.

Ritesh: Aur nahi toh kya. Kaan ke parde phad diye hain inhone.

Abhishek: Phado log.

Shreya: Arre waise tum logon ne bataya nahi ke SRK ko kitna pay kiya tha uske performance ke liye.

Abhishek: Nahi bataya?

Shreya: Nahi.

Abhishek: Peeche woh video dekh. Usme pata chal jayega.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwwnla_zee-cine-awards-2013-720p-20th-january-2013-video-watch-online-hd-pt10_shortfilms#from=embediframe 3:01 – 7:25

Shreya is laughing, holding her sides.

Ritesh: Haan…usne hume ek movie se zada paise charge kiye.

Abhishek: Woh chai bahut mehengi paari hume.

Shreya: Agli baar pata chal gaya ke never underestimate anyone.

Abhishek: Anyone ka toh pata nahi, lekin never underestimate these stars.

Shreya (clears throat): Tum bhi unhi stars main se ek ho.

Abhishek (as if not hearing): Haan inhe stars ka—kya? Arre haan main bhi toh hoon unhe stars main se ek.

Ritesh: Chalo yeh sab choro aur BP Singh ko bulayo.

Some angry mutters escape from the crowd, especially from CIDians.

Shreya: Err, hum unhe kyun bula rahe hain?

Ritesh: Agle set of awards wohi toh denge.

Shreya: Kya? Kaun se awards?

Ritesh: FW Award of Creativity. Isme 4 categories hain: Stories, Siggies, Avis/VMs, aur Threads.

Abhishek: Haan aur saare awards BP Singh hi denge. Aakhir CID ke creative toh wohi hain.

Shreya: Err…okay.

BP Singh comes on stage. Angry mutters escape from CIDians.

BP Singh: Jaanta hoon ke sab mere saath naraz hain CID ko le kar. Koshish karonga ke sab ke icheyan puri hoon iss saal. Aur isse pehle ke main awards announce karoon, main chaar logon ko stage pe bulana chahta hoon. Can Shreya, Visrom, Ravi, Shruti, Chiinnu, Debasree, and Ika come on stage?

The 7 come on stage.

BP Singh: Ab awards. Shreya, Visrom, aur Ravi ko milta hai FW Award of Creativity – Stories. Shruti, Chiinnu, aur Debasree ko jata hai FW Award of Creativity – Siggies. FW Award of Creativity – Avis/VMs jata hai Debasree aur Ika ko! Aur Shreya ko milta hai FW Award of Creativity – Threads.

Everyone claps and then the stage is cleared.

Ritesh: Yaar agar mujhe pata hota ke sab ka aisa reaction hoga toh hum kisi aur ko bulate yahan pe.

Shreya: Yaar it's not specifically him, but the whole creative team.

Ritesh: Yaa I can understand.

Abhishek: Really?

Shreya: God guys. Phir se nahi.

Abhishek: Acha phir se nahi.

Ritesh: Ab last set of awards announce karen?

Shreya: Yaar ek aakhiri performance toh banti hai.

Ritesh: Lekin kis ko bulayen?

Abhishek: Haan. Hum kar den?

Shreya: No! Main iss last performance ke liye…chalo performance hi dekh lete hain. Sab ko khud pata lag jayega.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPudA9fRzqs[/YOUTUBE]

After performance, everyone is beside themselves. Bollywood stars, TV celebs, and CIDians are all cheering loudly for the one and only CID team. Even Ritesh and Abhishek are ignoring their hosting stand and are clapping non-stop. Finally, a voice is heard.

Voice: Bigg Boss chahte hain ke Ritesh aur Abhishek wapas aapne kam par lag jayegein. Bigg Boss yeh bhi chahte hain ke sab log araam se bhet kar last awards ko dekhen. Aur Bigg Boss yeh bhi chahte hain ke Shreya iss award ceremony main wapas aa jaaye.

Saying this, the voice disappears. Everyone is confused.

Shreya: Arre baap re. Yahan pe bhi Bigg Boss aa gaya.

Abhishek: Abey woh toh awaaz hai. Kahin bhi jaa sakta hai. Lekin sach kaha. We should finish this ceremony.

Ritesh: Haan aur isli last do awards ki ghoshna karte hain. Aur yeh awards hain: New CIDian Award or HD Award.

Abhishek: Aur inhe awards ko dene ke liye, hum wahan jaane wale hain.

Ritesh: Hum? Matlab tum aur main?!!

Abhishek: Haan. Kyun ki aur koi toh bacha nahi naa.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwwnwy_zee-cine-awards-2013-720p-20th-january-2013-video-watch-online-hd-pt11_shortfilms#from=embediframe 4:10 – 5:37

Abhishek: Enough masti. Pehla award hai New CIDian Award. Aur yeh award jaata hai…neha_dna, Mano86, aur Rosepink ko!

Ritesh: Aur doosra award hai HD Award. Aur yeh award jaata hai…Secret.Soldier ko!

Shreya: Aur ab aaj ki raat yahani khatam hoti hai. Hum aap sab ka teh dil se dhanyawad karte hain ke aap yahan aaye.

Ritesh: Aur ke aapne yeh award ceremony enjoy ki.

Abhishek: Aur ke aapne aaj ke performances bhi enjoy kiye.

Shreya: Aur main tum dono ka shuriyada bhi karna chahti hoon ke tum dono yahan aaye aur mere saath yeh award ceremony host ki. Yeh iss show ke sponsor ki taraf se ek chota sa tofa.

Ritesh and Abhishek accept their presents and leave.

Shreya: Aur aap sab ko bhi good night! Shaba kher! Agle saal phir milenge, kuch naaye awards ke saath, kuch naaye performances ke saath, aur kuch naaye hosts ke saath.

Ritesh (from backstage): Never! Agle saal bhi hosts hum dono hi honge!

Shreya (clears throat): Right. Kher. Phir milenge. Tab tak ke liye enjoy!

Waiting EAGERLY for the ceremony...😊