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CotinueScene : Conference room
Guy 1 : Sir, humare TRPs bohot kam ho rahe hain...esp bi-weekly hone ke baaad.Guy 2: Achcha, ek kaam kar do....kisi ko shoot kar do.Guy 1 : Kiso sir?Guy 2: Daya ko August mein shoot kar diya, ACP ko Jan mein shoot kar diya....ab toh sirf Abhijeet baaki hai....is baar use shoot kar do.Guy 1 : Theek hai sir....uske baad kya hoga?Guy 2 : Uske baad hum do logon ko ek saath shoot karte hain...bohot mazaa aayega. Pehle ACP-Daya, uske baad Daya-Abhijeet, aur uske baad Abhijeet-ACP. Aur uske baad teeno ko shoot kar dete hain.Guy 1 : Sir teeno ko shoot kar diya toh case kaun solve karega sir????(Left to imagination....my mind goes towards that scene in Om Shanti Om, where SRK's character is blind, deaf, lame and still manages to do a dard-e-disco)
Gye 1: Hein na hamara hero sachin..usako full scope milega...es baar hum aisi Story banayenge...full scope denge
Gye2: Ha logo ne abhi Tak Use accept hi nahi kiya...es baar log bolenge...ha kya officer hein..wo sab us sab criminal ko maar girayega jo trio ko goli marata hein
Gye1: aur usase pahele...hum eak emotional scene dalenge...wo rota hein..yaad hein Bahuroopiya ka Abhi ne kiya tha wo scene waisa hi wo rayega..fut fut ke royega...baad mein kasam khayega ye ki TRio aapako jisane goli mari hein mein use Chun chun ke marunga chun chun ke..(Dharmendra style)
( sab kahani likhake dilogs Tarar hein...shooting ke din..Sachin Ka rone ka scene...tino hospital mein bad pe behosh pade hein...wo peee si daravani aawaz aa rahi hein...sachin entry karata hein)
Sachin: Sir..aap tino ko kya huva ye....mein aapaki kasam khata hun...
Director: CUt...CUT..ye tum kaise expression de raha ho...ro rahe ho ra hus rahein ho...fir se karate hein
Sachin: ji Sir(wo fir se try karata hein ye scene..lekin firgadbad karata hein...)
dir: Cut...Cut....kya chal raha hein..." Mein sab chun chun ke marunga chun chun ke" etana femous dilog tumhe bolana nahi aaata? ye dilog bolate samya aapani naak fulani chiye haat aage karake ungali uthani chiye...
( aisi 80 retake leta hein likin khuch aata nahi)
dir: creative waalo..kyo aisa scene likhate hein aap log...malun hein na ease acting nahi aatai...aba mein es scene ko change karunga...ab sachin ko goli lagegi..aur trio usaka scene karenge..yaar rakho future mein esake liye aise scene mata rakahan...jo ye kabhi kara nahi sakata...eak kaam karo..nahi ye kuch kaam ka hi nahi...ese goli marakar upar pahaucha do
creative vaale: ha sir..yehi achha hoga...hamane bohut badi galati karadi use lekar..ab ye marega..aur hmara easase pichha chhutega...
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