Just Do Mazzak - Page 7

Geet4u : 😆

: Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar hai?

Tv hai?
Kon se channel
aate hai?

Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?

Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?
Billi hai?

Kutta kyo
nai hai?

Audio hai k
cd k dvd?

Home theater
kyo nai hai?

nal hai?
Pani aata hai?

Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?

Konc
company ka hai?

To dusri Co. ka
kyo nai hai?

Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?

ACHHA.

Mobile hey?
Balance hey?

TO sMs
Karoo naa yaar.... 😉 😛

Mother: What did you learn in school today?

Huzi: How to write.

Mother: What did you write?

Huzi: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Originally posted by: shruti_5

Mother: What did you learn in school today?

Huzi: How to write.

Mother: What did you write?

Huzi: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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haha!! dat waz a good one!! huzi u betta listen!😆😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

haha!! dat waz a good one!! huzi u betta listen!😆😆

thanks!!! 😊huzi should listen to what??

Originally posted by: shruti_5

thanks!!! 😊huzi should listen to what??

cuz huzi dont know how to read yet!! cuz he havent read ur heart yet dat u dont like him!!!😆😆 hope u get! cuz i dont know y i wrote dat!😆😆

Originally posted by: soni_gal

cuz huzi dont know how to read yet!! cuz he havent read ur heart yet dat u dont like him!!!😆😆 hope u get! cuz i dont know y i wrote dat!😆😆

lol! 😆 now i get it!!! 😆

A Shruti calls Huzi for repairing door bell.

Huzi doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Shruti calls again, Huzi replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. 😕


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Originally posted by: rukhaya

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Usman. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

Usman mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

Usman interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," Usman's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, Usman cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

*Hope you don't mind Usman* 😛

😲... gud One Rukhs.. and btw.. why dO i mind yaar😆😆

Vinu tells vidhi.... "Come 2 my house at nite, nobOdy
will b there......... 😳 😳

Vidhi goes at night & realy......
😉
nobody was there...😳 nOt even Vinu😆 😆

Last nite Vinu recive a lOve letter... in which sumthing like this is written!! 😉 😉

can v do romance at night???? 😕 😕

i m in gud mood....

some of little biting and kissing..... 😲

i wishper in ur ear and lil tease yOu 😳 😳

reply me soon

urs lovingle
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MOSQUITOS 😆 😆