Just Do Mazzak - Page 9

Nug : Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Doctor: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Nug: Phone karte waqt.😆

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Lara to Me: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago,
he hasn't came back yet! 😕

Me: Why don't u cook something else? . 😉 😛
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Usmans wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover Huzi is crying furiously...

Finally, Usman consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. 😉 😆 😛
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Nug phoned his Grace: I am not coming home .
The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat. 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Lara to Me: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago,
he hasn't came back yet! 😕

Me: Why don't u cook something else? . 😉 😛
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Usmans wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover Huzi is crying furiously...

Finally, Usman consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. 😉 😆 😛
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Nug phoned his Grace: I am not coming home .
The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat. 😆

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loved the last one!! 😆

Shayan: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Swancy: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Shayan: Will you let him drive my car?

Swancy: Well, I think so.

Shayan: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Swancy: Maybe.

Shayan: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Swancy: Maybe.

Shayan: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Swancy: No, he is shorter.

😆 Hope u 2 don't mind 😳

xoxo
-Lara 😊

😆 lol thats funny 😆

Me to Nug "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."

Nug "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." 😉 😛

Star to me.....Tum aur main blood group same hai...how sweeet

Me: Hovega kyon ni, Ek-do saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai naa! 😳 😉 😛

Originally posted by: Believe

Star to me.....Tum aur main blood group same hai...how sweeet

Me: Hovega kyon ni, Ek-do saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai naa! 😳 😉 😛

good one, Vinu!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe 😆 lol thats funny 😆 thx Me to Nug "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Nug "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." 😉 😛 lol.....that's funny!😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

Shayan: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Swancy: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Shayan: Will you let him drive my car?

Swancy: Well, I think so.

Shayan: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Swancy: Maybe.

Shayan: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Swancy: Maybe.

Shayan: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Swancy: No, he is shorter.

😆 Hope u 2 don't mind 😳

xoxo
-Lara 😊

good one!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: fly2me

lol.....that's funny!😆

hehe... datz funny!!

tfs!😉