Just Do Mazzak - Page 5

Usman: Doctor Rukkhi, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor Rukhi: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. 😉 😛 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Usman: Doctor Rukkhi, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor Rukhi: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. 😉 😛 😆

😆

Once Vinu was at school. His teacher asked, "What's 1+1?"

He answered, "3".

The teacher sighed and said, "Go home and ask your family what they think the answer is."

Vinu went home to ask his family.

His dad was playing Poker with some friends, so the boy went up to his dad and asked, "Dad what's 1+1?"

His dad said, "SHUT UP!"

Vinu went to his mum, who was watching the news about George Bush.

He asked her, "What's 1+1?" She said, "George Bush."

He went to his sister, who was taking a bubble bath. He asked,
"Whats 1+1?" She said, "OOooO AAhh.."

He went to his brother, who was with his girlfriend, and they were about to go out. He asked him,
"Whats 1+1?", and his brother said, "Lets go my darling."

The next day the teacher asked Vinu, "So whats 1+1?"

He said, "SHUT UP!"

Then the teacher said, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

Vinu answered, "George Bush."

The teacher smacked him, and he
said, "OOooOooo AAhhh!"

The teacher said, "YOU ARE GOING TO THE PRICNCAPAL'S OFFICE WITH ME!"

Vinu said, "Lets go my darling!"

😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Lara: hey soni are u in love!!!

Soni: haa am in love !!

Lara: then shaaadi kyu nahe karte...!!

Soni: uski ghar main allow nahe karte

Lara: hoo, Uski ghar main kon kon hey!! 😳

Soni: Uski biwi and chaar bachee 😛

Lara: then i wanna love him 😛

😆

Vinu tum bhi na😆

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love

One tourist asked to Vinu: Any great man born here in India???
Vinu : no sir, only small Babies!!! 😆

🤣lol

Originally posted by: Believe

Usman: Doctor Rukkhi, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor Rukhi: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. 😉 😛 😆

😆funny

Originally posted by: Believe

😭 main tum log go ki baare main kitne ache jookes banaya dha...but u ppls ....noo its note fare 😆

aww vinu its just a joke y u talkin it seriously!😆😆 sowie to say all those jokes are true ab u!😆😆

wat ya guys think of this!!




Taraste they jo milne ko kabhi,
Aaj wo kyon mere saaye se katrate hain.
Hum bhi wahi dil bhi wahi,
Na jane kyon log badal jate hai….!!!!

^ that's gr8! 👏

& gr8 jokes by everyone

Originally posted by: soni_gal

wat ya guys think of this!!




Taraste they jo milne ko kabhi,
Aaj wo kyon mere saaye se katrate hain.
Hum bhi wahi dil bhi wahi,
Na jane kyon log badal jate hai….!!!!

awesome!👏