KBC hotseat!!! NEAV!!!

awww Bakra ..Griller Kai is happy Muhahaha..me coming with my set Neav 😈

Cheers Neav
❤️Kai❤️

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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
what if one day u enter in ur own house and everyone burts out laughing well nuthing is wrong with u u are looking beautiful but still all ur family members start laughing at u and then suddenly all stop and each leave in their own rooms what would be ur rection to that?

2--one night while u sleeping peacefully some kid comes and tickel u and run and again he/she comes and tickel u and run and again and again for almost half night and one time u just catch him/her what would u do to that kid?

3--while walking on the streets u suddenly fall down not much just abit tripp and u see almost 100 ppl looking at u starring at u as if u have juts killed someone..what would u do?apart from running from there

Which is the last book you have read?
Is there any book which has inspired you



If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?



1.How far can a bear walk into the woods?
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.?
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have?
4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear?
5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried?
9.Is there a fourth of July in England?
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?

Riddles

*I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

*Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

*What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

*You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

*I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

*I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

*I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

*What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

*You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

*What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

*What can you catch but not throw?

*I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

*What's black and white and red all over?

*What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

*I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

*Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

*The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

ok that's it from Kai for now


Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

Hey kai..........wats this.........Question poochna tho mere jaisa friendly question poochoo............

Hi neav.....my Questions are:

Neav hows ur gf now?
how many kids she have?
Any plan to marry her?If yes why? if no why?
If am her Ex lover, wat advice you give?

ok relx cool ok...hey na cool?

so Which Alkahol u drink?
which brand u used to smoke?

If you not do above things, you believe you are a perfect?
Give definision of perfect Guy?

Whats your opinion about bad guys(eg:me)?
What things u Envy?
Are you angry with me? if yes why? if no why?

ok 😊

hey vinu.

i don't need any lessons on grilling.

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

Originally posted by: Kai_Hiwatari

hey vinu.

i don't need any lessons on grilling.

Cheers
❤️Kai❤️

app log gr8 hey yaaar, but still dont know how to grill..... 😕😛

Originally posted by: Believe

app log gr8 hey yaaar, but still dont know how to grill..... 😕😛

yesh Kai is a great griller...i have my own style & i am happy with it.

congratz dude. 👏 I'll let Kai "the grilling-mac" do it all for me. 😉 no I'm not lazy... y would u think that?

wow great to see that intro...

Awesome Job Sam...

and u guys ask me anything don't worry i can do anytning remember who i m ??

MR.PERFECT

Name: Neav [ actually that's not my real name ]
D.O.B: 11-6- well every year
Occupation: student
User id: Neav
How did u come up with ur current user id: it's my internet name
When did u join IF: 8th may 2007
How did u join IF: my friend SAM gave me the link and BOOM i m here,,
Ur most visited section on IF: CHIT CHAT and SPORTS
Wht all sections have u visited on IF: Jokes,Sports,avatar request section,CHIT CHAT..
Who sent u a 1st PM: SAM
Did any of u topics get closed..if yes ..which all & Y?? Nope not yet..
No:of times ur dabba was full: none
Ur fav emoticon: 😆 and 😉
Ur fav word: Mr.PERFECT 😆😆😆
When did u create u very 1st siggy/avi & wht was it: i didn't create any avi or even siggy i found it somewhere..
Name any 10 fav members of this section: Sam , Miss candy , Vinu, Nug , enough other's ain't that close.. and ya now U too..
Who was ur 1st buddy on IF: SAM
How many ppl r there in ur buddy list: None..
Who do u think from out chit chat section is:
Wise: Neav
Helpful:Sam
Sweet: Neav
Understanding: Miss Candy
Shy: Neav
Naughty: Sam [ duh......]
Spammer: Vinu
Chatter: Vinu
Griller: Duh?
Split personality: Vinu
Mysterious: Neav
jovial: No idea
Hyper: Neav
cold : Nug
Silly: vinu
Drama Queen: there r many

Name 6 fav usernames.u like: Neav,Naughty n nice, Kaiel , Believe, Miss Candy ,pooa 109305 [ something like that ]

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Ask the sun himself
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? coz it won't make any difference.
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? coz he never does.
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? coz it means short form of long.words ..
Why doctors call what they do "practice"? coz u never know anything can happen during their work..
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? u do? never noticed it..
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? coz u it's newton's 4th law that real lemon's if directly consumed causes pathches on body.
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Coz he breaks ur relationship with ur money.
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? coz of it's size difference.
Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ask some dog.
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? coz he was busy drinking milk.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? coz there shouldn't be any infections passed to the person.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? Science .. ever heard that..??
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? coz they drink all the water..
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? what?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? In French YES..
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? coz the flight is in between land and sky...

what if one day u enter in ur own house and everyone burts out laughing well nuthing is wrong with u u are looking beautiful but still all ur family members start laughing at u and then suddenly all stop and each leave in their own rooms what would be ur rection to that? Wow another laughing gas incident eh??

2--one night while u sleeping peacefully some kid comes and tickel u and run and again he/she comes and tickel u and run and again and again for almost half night and one time u just catch him/her what would u do to that kid? well i wouldn't get up first of all coz it ain't easy waking me up . and i'd just tickle him back maybe..

3--while walking on the streets u suddenly fall down not much just abit tripp and u see almost 100 ppl looking at u starring at u as if u have juts killed someone..what would u do?apart from running from there - Say to them now that's called a TRIP DANCE.

Which is the last book you have read? YOU CAN WIN
Is there any book which has inspired you - YOU CAN WIN



If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? to have done something great..

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? interesting never went out for camping have to think bout this..

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour? coz that's the time everyone is in a rush.

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice? it rains maybe...

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? what else do u expect?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? who cares .. words r meant to be misssspeeellleeedddd..

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? don't think so coz i never expect anything to happen..

Is it possible to have a civil-war? no way ...

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? coz u try to scare the remote and get the thing working again.

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? 0 degrees duh???

Why is abbreviated such a long word? repeated question

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? u did this didn't u? so u must know better..

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? no it'll still be fly coz it can fly on the floor

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked? Naked less

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections? repeated question..



1.How far can a bear walk into the woods? 1000 kms..
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.? 0.0008 dollars
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have? 1000
4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear? Pink..
5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side? rooster lays eggs?
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow? it's a electric train for crying out loud.
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers? centre...
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried? y would the survivors be buried..
9.Is there a fourth of July in England? no it's thanks giving ..
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? how will his wife be a widow and if she is a widdow then he is dead
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get? 25
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left? 14
Riddles

*I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I? u r a CLOCK

*Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I? air ballon

*What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
HOUSE
*You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
ONION
*I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
TUBE
*I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
AIR
*I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

*What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Sponge
*You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

*What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
lift
*What can you catch but not throw?
brain
*I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? clock

*What's black and white and red all over?
T.V
*What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

Dustbin

*I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
Balloon
*Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
lizard
*The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Mobiles
ok that's it from Kai for now

Well that was great...

NEXT!!!!!!