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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#671

lol

* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#672

Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#673

1 pagal dosre se:
2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pagal:
tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,
Pehla:
issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

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Posted: 16 years ago

#674

Gujrati : Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?

Punjabi : By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#675

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#676

For the world you are sombody
but for somebody you are the world

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#677

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#678

^ lol very funny 😆

Love me without fear
Trust me without questioning
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
Accept me without change
Desire me without inhibitions
For a love so free...