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montymalothra

@montymalothra

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

#581

sardars best:

in a war field sarda was coverin his body wit a mosquito net......

friend asked y???

sardar replied:
wen a musquito cant enter through dis net den hw can a bullet get in??? 😃 😉 👏

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Posted: 16 years ago

#582

^ hehe gd one

Buzurgon Ne Farmaya Hai K:

1 Aqalmand Se Baat Karna 1 Mahiney Tak Kitabe Parhne Se Behtar Hai,

Tou Aaj Mein Free Hon Jab Dil Chahay Baat Kar Sakte Ho.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#583

hehe

The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

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Posted: 16 years ago

#584

^ hehe... smart 😉 lol

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta who lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch you tha.

"Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much."

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#585

so many fathers...lol

There were 2 friends?
see and saw
0ne day see saw sea
but
saw didnt see sea
See saw sea and jumped in sea
Saw didnt see sea
but
jumped in sea
See saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea
See saw both saw sea
and both,
saw and see
were happy to see Sea?

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#586

^ hehe... and I am very happy to see see and saw see the sea

Dil todna hamari aadat nahi, Dil hum kisi ka dhkhate nahi, Bharosa rakhna hamari dosti pe, Dost banakar hum kisi ko bhulate nahi....

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#587

yea i see..hehe>

hey...btw howz ur exams going?😉

Eik Sardar ne Najomi se pocha:
"kya main agly janam mn Gadha ban sakta hoon?

Najoomi ne jawab diya,

"Aik hi Facility baar baar nhi mil skti.."

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#588

1st one is on 18th May and they go on till 11th June

My Friendship Means

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#589

cool...me also gettin exams...

People like U are found once in a lifetime
So U betta takecare of urself bcuz
I dun want to waste an other lifetime to find such a

ShWeEt FrIeNd... O_o ;->