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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

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Posted: 16 years ago

#561

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#562

a good friend is like a computer
he Enters your life
saves you in his heart
formats your problems
and never deletes you from
his memory

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#563

Circuit, "Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."

Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

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Anila

@Annu..

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#564

sardar.....when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams

doctor....... no problem, take this medicine before sleep

sardar..... kal se loonga, aaj raat final hai

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#565

Best Pnishmnt

Tht U Can Give To A Boy!

Give Him A Mobile Wth

A lot Of Girl's Phone Nmbers & Unlimited Credit

&

Put Him
In A Place Where There's No Network

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#566

^ haha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

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montymalothra

@montymalothra

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

#567

17th century-
mom 2 her son-beta apne cast ki ladki se shadi karna

18th century-apne religion k ladki se karna

19th century-
apne level k

20th century-apne desh ki

aur

21st century-koi b par ladki se hi karna
LOL 😃 😊

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209252

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Posted: 16 years ago

#568

^ haha... good one!

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#569

hehe

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai..

Major Sardar: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital mei hai,
ur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai... ;->